The Son of Bigfoot Page #6

Wilbur! Run!

What do you think I'm doing?

(GRUNTS)

Whoa, what was that?

Why you don't y'all go check it out?

Aw, why do I have to

go? I'm covered in latte!

(LAUGHS) You're drinking a latte?

What's wrong with that?

(SIGHS) Fine. Let's both go.

Hmm.

All right, let's roll.

Hang on tight, guys. This

is going to be a long ride.

(CHUCKLES) Check out Steve. He's loving it.

(WHOOPS) This is amazing.

(ADAM LAUGHING)

He probably got tired

of pecking for a living.

I've extracted the bigfoot DNA

and spliced it into the sequence.

So what are you waiting for?

This needs to be tested immediately.

Send in the intern.

(GRUNTS)

Uh, Dr. Billingsley? Hi.

I... I don't mean to bother you,

but I really need you

to sign my time sheet...

No, not again!

Ouch! I need to really

call my academic adviser.

(SIGHS)

Hmm.

Oh. Oh! What's going on?

My hair, it's growing. (CHUCKLES)

(LAUGHING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Incredible!

It will be, but I'm still

fine-tuning the genetic sequence.

We're close, but I need

more time with Bigfoot.

EASTMAN:
We're closer than we've ever been.

I want you working around the clock.

Nobody rests and nobody goes home

until we've cracked this thing.

INTERN:
(GRUNTS) Sir?

Greg. Gerry. What's new with you guys?

(CHUCKLES) This guy drinks lattes.

- Oh, come on. You promised to let it go.

- (LAUGHING)

GATE GUARD:

Well, lah-di-dah.

Ah! Are you kidding me?

(CHUCKLES)

How are we going to find

him? This place is gigantic!

Shh. Let me concentrate.

EASTMAN:
How much time do you

need to finish sequencing his DNA?

BILLINGSLEY:
The ongoing mutations are...

I can't see him. We've got to get closer.

Steve, take out those security cameras.

I'm on it.

Everyone else, come with me.

(BEEPING)

GUARD:
Piece of junk!

(WHIMPERING)

Hmm.

- (TAPPING)

- (GLASS BREAKINGP)

TECH SUPPORT OPERATOR ON PHONE: Sir?

Yeah, tech support? There's

something wrong with the system here.

All the monitors are on the fritz.

Have you checked if

they are all plugged in?

Of course they're plugged in!

What do you say we smash it down?

Stealth all the way.

Step aside, kid. Let a

professional show you how it's done.

Where'd you get that mask?

Girl, there's a lot

you don't know about me.

Lick, stick, and cut.

(CHUCKLES)

Oh, shoot.

We've got a perimeter breach!

The wrong thing to do here would

be to start pointing fingers.

Careful... Careful... There's

broken glass everywhere.

TECH SUPPORT OPERATOR: This is

standard troubleshooting procedure.

Ninety percent of the time,

something is unplugged.

Like I said, everything is plugged in!

(BANGING)

(GASPS)

Help! Tech support!

Get down here right now!

I'm so sorry, sir, I am in

India. There is nothing I can do.

(ROARS)

Have I been helpful for you today?

Would you be willing

to take a short survey?

ADAM:
There he is.

We'll have to go through that door.

Watch out, Wilbur, they're coming in!

Don't worry. I got it.

What are we gonna do?

How do we get out of here?

Check the lockers for anything we can use.

Take whatever you can carry.

I need more men. Get them down here now!

Jackpot! Does it make me look cool?

Hey, no fair! I want the

flare gun! Me, me, me me, me!

Fine, take it.

(GIGGLES)

(GROANS)

(GROANS) What?

(ROARS)

What?

Maybe we should try something else.

Yeah, that's more like it!

(GRUNTING)

Ow! Watch where you're swinging that thing!

On three.

Okay, guys. It's now or never.

Okay.

One...

Two...

(EXCLAIMS)

Three!

Fire. Fire!

Keep firing! Keep... Oh!

Gotcha, you little weasel.

Why don't you pick on

somebody your own size?

Bring it on, suckers!

(GRUNTING)

Ha!

(LAUGHS) Oh...

No!

Get your hands off him.

(PANTING)

What now?

I'll deal with them. You go

find your dad. Go, Adam, go.

(ROARS)

Over there.

(PANTING)

Come on, Captain!

(GRUNTING)

Over there!

(BEEPING)

Huh?

Whoa, get off me.

(GRUNTS)

Hey, Wilbur, get me up there!

My pleasure. Whoa!

(SPUTTERS)

Yee haw!

(GRUNTS)

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

Whoo-hoo!

(GRUNTS)

- GUARD:
Don't move!

- What?

You're under arrest.

Y'all got to read me my rights.

(GRUNTING)

That is one tough bear.

(PANTING)

Oh!

Dad!

Adam, how did you get in here?

Long story, but don't worry,

I am here to get you out.

It's going to be okay, Adam.

What are you doing?

Everything I did was to keep you safe.

Not a day went by that I

didn't wish I was in your life.

We've got to hurry. Come on!

I need you to believe that.

You've been a naughty, naughty boy, Adam.

It's very lucky your

father is a friend of mine,

and friends forgive and forget.

You're going to have to catch us first.

Come on, Dad. Let's run!

I'm not going with you.

What?

I'm staying here. You and your

mother are going to be safe.

It's better this way.

What did you do to him?

He's sick. You're killing him!

He's here under his own free

will. He can leave at any time.

(WEAKLY) I'll be fine. Just go, Adam.

Don't look so surprised,

we're partners, your dad and I.

- I told you we would be.

- Go on, now.

No! I'm not leaving without you. (GROANS)

You promised not to hurt him!

Hmm. Treat our young guest gently.

It's time for Daddy to get back to work.

Take care of your mother.

Hmm.

(GROANING)

(SLURRING) I had the most beautiful dream.

I could take the rings off my tail

and link them together

like a fancy magician.

(SLURRING) I could be your assistant.

You could saw me in

half, quarters, pennies,

whatever spare change you like...

Whoa, how many darts did you guys have?

Let's just say that I was over my limit.

EASTMAN:
You'll never have

to worry about anything again.

Take it from me, you're

going to love being rich.

(CHUCKLES)

Oh, man, the kid sold us out.

He took the money and ran.

Just think of it like he's

away on a business trip,

working hard to provide for you.

Except he never comes home

from this business trip.

Oh, your father is a busy

man. You know how it is.

Well, business is business, I guess.

That a boy.

Huh?

- Stop him! Get the boy.

- (ALARM BLARING)

(LAUGHS) Business is business!

(GRUNTS)

Huh?

- Don't let it get wet!

- My beautiful hair!

Ah! My toupee!

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Security! Security! Shut down the fire

alarm in sector 4 and open the doors!

Security, shut down the

fire alarm in sector 4.

What?

A... A fire? Oh, no.

(ALARM BLARING)

AUTOMATED VOICE ON PA SYSTEM:

Evacuate! Evacuate!

Please proceed to your nearest

exit in an orderly manner.

What's wrong with that guy?

Security, security. Switch

off the alarm right away!

AUTOMATED VOICE ON PA SYSTEM:

Evacuate. Evacuate.

(ALL YELLING)

Stop it, stop it, this is a false alarm.

AUTOMATED VOICE ON PA SYSTEM:

This is not a drill.

Please exit the facility at once.

What are you doing?

Standard procedure, sir.

Let me... Argh! ...go!

Oh, look who's back.

Mister sellout moneybags.

Did you really think I'd leave you here?

Hmm.

(BEEPING)

Get these cages open now. Everybody out.

- TINA:
Yeah.

- (GIGGLES)

Feel free to start with me.

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