The Squeeze Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1987
- 101 min
- 149 Views
Harry, now this divorce,
it's not final, right?
Because you can get,
you know, reconciliation,
you know, uh, counseling.
Fifty bucks an hour,
it's nothing.
Mm-hmm.
She won the lottery.
- She's got dead guys hanging in her closet.
- What?
She sends me to some sleaze-bag hotel
I wouldn't even stay in,
gets my ass kicked
by two cement heads,
and she wins the lottery.
This is getting weird.
- Harry, look at the number.
- I don't care what the number is.
5-8-8-3. So simple, 5883.
I mean, who would think, right?
What's the number?
Tell me the number again.
5883!
You know what that number is?
The date of my divorce.
(LAUGHS)
I'm going to...
I don't believe this!
I'm going to kill her!
You know I'm not a romantic, but that's low,
Norman. That is really low.
I'm going to kill her.
She uses our memories to win the lottery.
If I find her,
I'm going to kill her.
NYPD.
That's what I'll do.
I'll sit her down
and say "Hon?"
Right.
Harry Berg, right?
I'm going to sit her down
and say, "Honey..."
- Come on, Harry. We want to talk to you.
- Yeah, well I can't right now.
We had a little argument.
How long you been divorced?
About three years.
We get along.
You still love her, Harry?
- Let me make this easy for you, Harry.
- All right.
- Your ex starts hanging out with a new guy.
- Right.
Now maybe you're
a little bit jealous, huh?
Maybe you're still carrying
a bit of a torch for her, huh?
That's only reasonable.
She's a good-looking woman, Harry.
- She's a really good-looking woman, huh?
- Thanks.
Now, maybe you go to see her,
just to sort of keep in touch,
but she ain't there.
He's there.
to go kiss the asphalt.
Now maybe you get mad.
Maybe you get real mad.
Maybe you lose your cool, Harry.
Maybe you don't like being treated like that.
Huh, Harry? Huh?
You're out of your frigging
mind. Go ask Hilda.
Sit down! We'll ask Hilda
when we find her.
Right now
we're asking you, Harry.
You guys both know that guy was dead
by the time I got there.
Maybe you came back.
Do I look that dumb?
Hi, Arnold.
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS AGAIN)
No dice with the summons?
Mr. Berg...
If I get one more door
slammed in my face...
It's just this job.
It's driving me crazy.
Whatever happened to, to theft,
fraud, extortion,
infidelity?
I need a case
with a little mystery,
something that I can
sink my teeth into.
Skip-tracing is an ancient
and an honorable profession,
besides being
our bread and butter.
Either you're into the hunt,
the human hunt, or you're not.
Ever since Cain had to find out
which cave Abel was hiding in,
we've been providing
a valuable service.
So stop your bellyaching.
Chin up, and remember my motto...
"Go forth and
hunt the insolvent."
Greaseballs.
(LOUD CRACKLING)
Oh sh*t!
Ladies, gentlemen, reindeer,
start your engines for a
Crazy Eddie Christmas in August
(LOUD HISSING)
Sh*t!
Well, they kept you long enough.
I was ready to call a lawyer.
You didn't tell them
about this, did you?
No. Any word on Hilda?
No, nothing.
NORM:
What do you think it is?I don't know.
Kind of looks like a bomb.
Yeah.
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
Hello. I am Christian Rigaud.
Rachel Dobs.
Glad you could make it
on such short notice.
No problem.
It was a slow morning.
Are these guys real?
Of course.
Simba, Tuti, and Mary Jane.
Heh. Cute.
Thank you.
Please.
So, you need a trace.
Family or employee?
Well, we had an engineer,
Ralph Vigo, who was working on
a very special prototype component
from a very special computer
when he disappeared
with the component.
And you want me to find him?
He no longer has it.
We believe he gave it
to his paramour to try and sell.
In turn, we believe she turned it over to her
ex-husband, a man named Harry Berg.
Harrison Patrick Berg?
Precisely.
That's why we called you.
We learned through his credit rating
that you were already pursuing a case
involving Mr. Berg.
You see, time factor
is essential here.
Do you have a field agent
working for you?
Stocky, perspiration problem?
Well, this is where it gets to be
unfortunately complicated.
are Bulgarian agents.
Bulgarian agents?
They're probably after
some industrial secrets.
- Oh!
- The component would be quite a coup for them.
You see, normally the FBI
would be brought in here, but
since the original
breach in security was ours,
we'd rather resolve the matter
without their assistance.
This component, is it dangerous?
Screwdriver.
Screwdriver.
(HUMS)
RACHEL:
Aaah!Aah!
Oh, Arnold! You won't believe this case!
It's a dream! It's a dream come true!
- Where are the handcuffs?
- Handcuffs? What do you want with handcuffs?
They've got this secret
stolen thing. It's...
- Who has?
- This French guy, Rigaud.
Ooh-la-la, you should see him.
He's got these shrunken heads.
They have the FBI.
I told you not to
mess around with the feds!
A love interest, but best of all,
they've got Bulgarian spies!
- Are you high?
- No. This is it. This is the real thing.
Arnold, this case is my ticket.
I've been in this business
a long time.
no Bulgarian spies!
Oh, I know.
Put that gun down!
It doesn't come with the job.
But there's a first time for everything.
Arnold, wish me luck.
Where are you going?
I've got to go to work!
Hey, yo, Harry,
how's it going, man?
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
- Hey, pal, you know Gem Vigo?
- Yeah. That's her.
Thanks.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Whoa, whoa. Hang on, lady.
This is not an open party.
I'm with Harry Berg.
Uh-huh. Are you his girl?
No. He's my boy.
All right, all right, go on in.
HARRY:
So, how do youknow Hilda?
GEM:
Indirectly. Your exand my husband were lovers.
You know where she is?
Deep sh*t.
That's where you end up
when you make bad choices.
What choices?
Same you get to make.
Please, let's try English
again, OK, just for me.
The box.
Do you got it?
Maybe.
Give me a beer.
Pink lady.
So, go ahead. Fire.
How much?
How much?
Yeah.
I'll tell you what.
You make me an offer.
$10,000.
Don't insult me, all right?
Because you know and I know it's worth
a hell of a lot more than $10,000.
You don't know
what it is, do you?
You're bluffing.
It's an electromagnet.
You don't know what it's for.
Hilda never told you.
She might as well
have given you a bomb.
Doesn't matter.
You don't got to negotiate
with me, anyway.
You want to talk
to the main man.
I'll go arrange a rendezvous.
Mr. Berg.
What the hell is this?
A summons.
Bourbon straight, please.
No.
Not that I heard.
I tried to call her,
but she wasn't home.
The police were.
They found a dead body.
Yeah, they're good at that.
It seems they don't have a clue.
In fact,
you're their only suspect.
Yeah, I'm real popular
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