The Squeeze Page #4
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1987
- 101 min
- 149 Views
down there.
Feel free.
I can help.
I don't work for free.
Aah. Is that what
you're after, a job?
If you care what happened to Hilda,
I think you need me.
Hey, do me a favor, all right?
You aren't exactly blowing me out of the water
with your abilities so far, Rachel.
- You're a little tense for me.
- I'm not tense. I'm perfectly normal!
Fine. You're not tense, I'm not tense,
nobody's tense. Everybody's normal.
Does a black box about
this big strike any sparks?
You know what it is?
I know its value in human life.
Come here.
You see this woman down in the corner?
You know her?
Where?
Right there.
The one in black.
I don't know her.
Well, she's a contender for the
popular black box herself, all right?
I'll tell you what we'll do.
If you can find out how she
fits into this whole deal,
you've got yourself a job.
Is this a test?
Yeah.
Yeah?
It's a test.
Okay.
Okay.
We've got a common interest,
you and I.
Something for a computer.
You got the wrong party.
Either you deal now
or you hang later.
Oye! Harry, baby.
Two words.
Dos palabras.
"It's done,"
or "It's finished."
That's all I want to hear,
Harry, two magic words.
Not now.
(GASPS)
You're fired.
Harry, I'm getting rid of that,
that hunk of junk of a half-lizard tomorrow.
You're making me crazy.
Tu me esta haciendo loco.
Great. Don't touch...
I'll knock you out if you touch my...
Why would I be wanting
to buy a computer?
I can't even work
You could get money
off a naked wino.
How sweet.
However, I've got nothing
to tell you about a computer,
but I know somebody
that will talk to you.
He doesn't have much
to talk about,
but he sure has
What do you want?
Rachel here,
she's a computer freak.
Is that right?
Titus here is a freak.
You two should
get together sometime.
I'm going to scream!
Titus would love that.
Let me tell you something
about Titus here.
He's what you call righteous.
In other words,
he believes in what he does.
Well let me tell you
something about me.
I'm what you call unstable.
I've got a condition
so unpredictable,
so dangerous,
that the police don't even
have a name for it.
And I've got a gun pointed
right at your private parts,
so you better back out
Get!
Go!
Come on, Ruben!
I've got big problems.
Join the club, baby. I've got
a great big ass and no head.
Ruben, you've had that problem
your whole life.
MAN:
Whoa, gun!Back off!
Stop it! Go!
I'm telling you I'm unstable!
Now go!
Aah!
(GUNSHOT)
(CROWD SCREAMING)
Rachel! Hey!
(SCREAMS)
RACHEL:
Oh!Let me go!
Ow!
HARRY:
Come on, jump!Aah!
RACHEL:
Where are we going?Harry! Oh!
(COUGHING)
Now, you know how
to leave a party, babe.
Come on, let's go.
(SIRENS)
Come on.
Oh, okay.
You got the job.
Come here.
We didn't discuss terms.
Well, you can work at my place
five nights a week.
Aah!
Whoa!
Still there?
Come on!
Jump over it!
Come on, baby!
Oh, excuse me,
excuse me! Oh, oh!
Come on!
(FERRY WHISTLE BLOWS)
Wait, wait!
I'll stall them so they
can't get on the boat.
Wait! No, Harry!
Harry, come back!
I'll make it!
Don't worry!
Hurry up!
Harry, no! Come on!
That ought to hold them.
Get him!
Come on, come on!
Come on!
Stop! Aah!
Okay, worry!
(FERRY WHISTLE BLOWS)
(GRUNTING)
Come on, box.
Oh, thank God.
(MUSIC PLAYS)
Hello.
What the hell
are you doing here?
Hey, let me tell you something.
I'm not real crazy
about walking into my house
who just walked in the...
(MUFFLED)
door.
Honey, I'm home.
I love your cologne.
Thanks. It's the East River.
Oh, yeah.
This is Tom T. Murray
speaking to you
from this tropical paradise
to tell you
about a special drawing
September 5th, aboard the
aircraft carrier Intrepid.
It's tomorrow night, where
you can win $56 million.
Be there tomorrow night and win!
(MOANS AND SQUEALS OF PASSION)
HARRY:
And then when I was in the sixth grade,I had another teacher...
FROM GEM)
GEM:
What's the matter?HARRY:
It's stuck.GEM:
That's ridiculous.HARRY:
I know it's ridiculous, but it's really stuck.HARRY:
Just wait a minute,I can make this work.
Wait a minute.
Would you wait a minute?
The chemicals in the river
must have corroded my zipper.
I can't get it down.
GEM:
I've heard of not getting it up,but not getting it down?
I'm telling you, this has never
happened to me before.
Oh, that's what they all say!
Harry!
Harry, you're an animal.
You're an animal.
Harry!
Just a minute.
GEM:
Oh, Harry.Harry!
God damn river.
RACHEL:
Harry!Wh...? Oh!
Rache, hi!
I thought you had drowned.
I'm so happy to see you.
Yeah.
You're okay?
What are you doing?
I'm just so excited to see you.
I can't,
I can't believe you're...
What's the matter?
Oh, yeah, my...
My toaster broke.
Did you get the toaster fixed?
She knows a lot about rewiring.
Slime.
Rache!
Sh*t.
Hey! Do you know how hard it is to get
a repairman out at this time of night?
Come on.
Wait a minute! Rache!
What?
Look, I think you got the wrong impression
about what was going on up there.
I just spent a roundtrip to Staten Island
thinking you had drowned, and you're up here
playing the bump and grind
with that... that...
Electrician?
I thought you were sincere about
finding out what happened to Hilda.
You've got the sincerity
and the scruples of a mutt in heat!
All right, maybe you didn't
get the wrong impression,
but that's not
what you think it was.
What was that?
What, that?
That.
That's tactics.
I call it slime.
See... See, you know what? I knew you didn't have
the stomach for this line of work.
I knew it.
Be in my office
at 11:
00.Bring the box,
and don't be late.
11:
00? I don't even get upuntil noon.
Gem.
Come on down here.
Let's talk this over.
Gem.
How could I be such a jerk?
Damn it!
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
Harry?
Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Harry, it's me, Hilda. I'm in Acapulco.
What the hell are you doing
in Acapulco?
Harry, did you get the box,
the package from my apartment?
Yeah, I got the box. No, I don't have it now.
Let me tell you something...
Stay away from it.
It's very, very dangerous.
The people involved are extremely nasty.
No kidding. You already set me up once.
I hear you. I...
Now don't get sucked in
by the money.
If you're dead,
you can't spend the millions.
Hilda, did you say millions?
Oh yeah. I never told you
about that, did I?
It's a long story, Harry.
(STATIC)
Hilda, hold on a minute.
I can't hear you. Operator?
Harry. Harry?
Hello?
- You're fading out. Hilda!
- Harry?
Operator?
Operator, can you...?
(OPERATOR SPEAKING SPANISH)
Hilda?
(OPERATOR SPEAKING SPANISH)
(DIAL TONE)
Did she say millions?
Fired? In another hour
he's bringing it to me.
- You can't fire me now!
- I'm sorry. That's the way it is.
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