The Stooge Page #4
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- Year:
- 1951
- 100 min
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lsn't that silly?
l know you're not my mother
because my mother's a woman,
and you don't look
anything like my mother.
Besides, my mother
isn't married to Mary.
That's the most ridiculous thing
l ever heard, Mr. Miller.
You could no more be
my mother than...
All right, go to sleep. l'll sing to you.
Gee, thanks.
With my eyes wide open
l'm dreaming
Can it be true
l'm holding you
Close to my heart?
With my eyes wide open
l'm dreaming
You're with me now
Sharing a vow
Never to part
l'm so afraid to close my eyes
Afraid that l'll find
A silly illusion
With my eyes wide open
l'm dreaming
Do l deserve such a break?
Pinch me to prove l'm awake
l can't believe that you're really
Mine
l feel a song coming on
And l'm warning you, it's a victorious
Happy and glorious strain
l feel a song coming on
lt's a melody full of the laughter
Of children out after the rain
- And now
- And now
- That our troubles are gone
- That our troubles are gone
Go on drumming
'Cause l feel a song coming on
Now, you'll be all right.
There.
Hi, Pop. Did Mr. Miller get back
from the party yet?
He sure did.
Bill. l got him.
- There you are.
- Take your hands off of me.
l'll take care of him, Pop.
How much time we got?
About six minutes. Heinz is on now.
We don't have much time.
We gotta work fast.
- Let go of me...
- l'll get some black coffee.
OK.
Come on, stop. l know it,
l gotta get dressed and l gotta go on.
Don't ''shush'' me.
What, are you taking over?
What, are you head man
or something?
Bill, take it easy, Bill, will you?
Snap out of it.
- We're going on in five minutes.
Here, l'll help you.
l'll help you dress, Bill.
- Here's the coffee.
- Oh, thank you.
- Coffee, Mr. Winston?
- No. Fine.
- Stewed to the gills.
- Oh, no, sir. He's just tired.
Tired? He's paralyzed.
Tell Heinz to stall. Hurry up.
- Come on, snap out of it, Bill.
- Rogers, he'll never make it.
You'll have to go out there alone
and do something.
Me, alone? l can't. What'll l do?
Do anything.
You're an actor, aren't you?
l am?
What're you gonna do with that?
Well, in case anyone throws anything,
l can hide behind it.
Gee, Mr. Winston, l'm sorry about
Mr. Miller. He's never...
- What is it?
- Heinz stole three more bows.
- He can't stall any longer.
- Come on, boy.
He's never done that before.
l don't think you know
what you're doing.
Never mind. Get out there.
Hello.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
l call you ladies and gentlemen.
You know what you are.
l know you're out there.
l can hear you breathing.
Stop that!
You're not supposed to laugh at me.
l'm not Bill Miller. He sings like a bird.
l sing like a bird too, a vulture.
l said, stop it.
You're not supposed to laugh at me.
l only came out here to tell you
what Bill Miller does.
He tells a lot of funny jokes,
like the one about living over at
the hotel. He has a beautiful room.
l have one too,
that overlooks the park.
As a matter of fact,
it overlooks it completely.
lt's a lot like from where
l come from, in Brooklyn.
l come from a very tough
neighborhood in Brooklyn.
l was sort of head of the block.
Yeah, they all called me ''Blockhead''.
Would you like to hear me
sing a song?
Would you please play
some music for me?
Wait a minute.
Hey, you. Where do you think
you're going, mister? Sit down, there.
- You can't walk out of here.
- But l have...
No, you can't walk out on Bill Miller's
act, even when he isn't acting.
What do you want to do,
give us a bad name? Sit down.
- But l have to...
- Oh, l don't care. You sit down there.
There too. Now, you stay there,
and nobody else try and walk out of
the theater, while l sing for Bill Miller.
Where's my accordion?
Don't shush, quiet me.
l've got to go on there.
You're on now, and doing great.
What?
Every little breeze
Seems to whisper ''Louise''
Birds in the trees seem
To twitter ''Louise''
Each little rose
Tells me it knows
l love you
Love you
Every little beat
That l feel in my heart
Seems to repeat
What l felt from the start
Each little sigh
Tells me that l
Adore you, Louise
Just to see and hear you
Brings joy l never knew
But to be so near you
Thrills me through and through
Anyone can see
Why l wanted your kiss
lt had to be
But the wonder is this
Can it be true
Someone like you
Someone like you
Could love me
Louise?
Louise!
- Where's Bill?
- Bill's OK.
- Smoke?
- No, thanks. They make me cough
- even when l look at them.
- Say, you're a pretty funny fellow.
- What's your name?
- Rogers. Ted Rogers.
l've been wondering.
l didn't see you billed anywhere.
- Oh, l don't care.
- You make the act.
- How much does he pay you a week?
- Enough.
Does he get plastered
like this very often?
He never gets plastered,
and he ain't plastered now.
Boy, you sure are touchy.
l'm just trying to pay you a compliment.
l figured that sometime if you ever get
tired of no dough and no billing,
- you can always...
- Now, wait a minute, Mr. Heinz,
you can't say anything
against Bill Miller.
He took me out of a stockroom, see?
l was only getting $1 5 a week, see?
- But l'm only trying to...
- And now l'm getting $40, see?
- How are you, Bill?
- Get your hands away from me.
You know where you're going?
You're going back to Brooklyn.
That's where you're going.
Back to Brooklyn.
- Take it easy, Bill.
- Get your hands away from me.
l know what l'm doing.
Take it easy.
He's resting.
Boy, can he use it.
a doctor or something?
Why not use a blotter? l'll call a cab.
Thanks. Mr. Winston...
...you won't tell anybody...
...that he was sick, will you?
Don't worry, l've had actors
getting sick on me before.
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
Good thing you went out there.
You sure you never did
a single before?
...and l'm never gonna
do nothing again.
Just a minute.
Just a minute, buddy.
What do you think you're doing?
Just a second, buddy.
What do you think you're doing...?
Well, shut up.
Hello. Hello. Who?
- l feel like a feather in the breeze
- No, he isn't in. Wait just a minute.
Hello? Mary?
Hello, how are you?
Just a minute. Just a minute.
Hello, Mary, how are you?
This is Ted.
Hello, Ted. Fine, thanks.
Say, l've bean reading about you.
Oh, yeah.
- ls Bill there?
- Bill? Oh, he's fine.
- ls he out?
- ls he out?
Yeah, he's out.
Oh, l mean, he's out playing a benefit,
Mary, for some society.
Yeah, he's fine.
All right, l'll tell him.
All right, Mary. Bye.
Good night.
''Sensational. Bill Miller,
exclusive management, Leo Lyman.''
That's a beautiful ad,
and the picture looks just like you.
What did Mary say last night?
Oh, nothing. l mean, she just wanted
to know how you were,
et cetera, and so forth.
- What did you say?
- l said that you hadn't come in yet,
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