The Stooge Page #5
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- Year:
- 1951
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that you were playing a benefit.
Oh, you mean you covered for me?
l hope l didn't say the wrong thing.
- Wrong thing?
- You're not mad?
- No, l'm not mad. Thanks.
- We're friends?
We're friends.
- Get that, will you, kid?
- Yeah.
- What happened?
- My leg fell asleep.
- Hello.
- Surprise.
Well, Leo, what's the good word?
l was gonna send you a wire
but l figured it would be better
if l came down myself to Pittsburgh
to tell you the good news.
You know, you're not the only
one that's a ham.
The Palace, New York.
That's right. Next Thursday.
Oh, boy, now my mother can come
and see me for free.
Oh, yes, there's another thing,
in case you're forgetting it.
- Thursday is also Mary's birthday.
- That's right.
What other agent could arrange
for things like that?
How did you arrange to have
Mary born on Thursday?
Give me the coat.
- Let go. Let go.
- l'm not touching it.
Are you crazy?
You sewed it to the jacket.
l'm sorry, Mr. Miller.
lt'll only take a second.
l'm sure glad you reminded me
of Mary's birthday.
Yeah.
Listen, kid, when you get that button
straight, send this off to Mary.
- And send some roses too.
- Yes, sir.
Leo, let's get some coffee
and talk money.
How could you find a subject
so close to my heart?
''Mrs. Bill Miller, 1 1 5 East 54th Street,
New York, New York.
''Home for your birthday.
Big surprise. Bill.''
''Darling Mary.
''Home for your birthday.
Big surprise.
''l love you. Bill.
''P.S.
''Love from the kid.''
All right, open your eyes.
Happy birthday.
Oh, Bill, what a wonderful present.
You're playing the Palace.
- l'm so proud of you.
- And they said l couldn't do a single.
Well, there you are.
Oh, by the way, honey,
l want you to have
a big birthday party tonight.
lnvite all the guys that said l couldn't
make it, and some of your friends.
- How about that?
- That's fine, just fine.
Oh, and l have something else, Mary.
l wrote a song for you on the train.
l wrote the words.
Bill wrote the music.
''A Girl Named Mary''.
Why, thank you, Ted. l know l'll love it.
Come on, let's go, Mary.
- Oh, yes.
- Come on, kid.
- William.
- Well, Ben.
- Hello, Mary.
- Hello, Ben.
- What are you doing here?
- Here's where l lost you.
Here's where l pick you up again.
Hello, Ted.
You've developed into
quite an actor.
Look, Mary, l'm going back to take
a look at my dressing room.
- Now, you stay here with Ben.
- All right.
When l come back, l'll buy you lunch.
Come on, kid.
Wanna tell Uncle Ben?
Well, don't you think he should have
Ted's name around here somewhere?
Well, you know, l've got a sneaking
feeling he's saving that grand gesture
until he's a big hit
here at the Palace.
- You really think so?
- Sure.
Yeah, this looks all right.
Put the stuff here.
Now, get some lunch
and l'll see you later, kid.
Thank you.
Come in.
- Oh...
- Hello, handsome.
Gee, l'm glad you made good.
- ls that so?
- Sure. l've been following your tour.
- What for?
- Because l think you're cute.
Why isn't your picture in the lobby?
You're pretty fresh, ain't you?
How did you get in here?
l told the doorman l was your girl.
My girl. What are you trying to do,
ruin me? You get out of here.
lt ain't right for you to be
in my dressing room.
l mean, Mr. Miller's dressing room.
OK, l'm going.
But when you start thinking about girls,
- l ain't gonna think about girls.
- You shave, don't you?
Yeah, l started to shave.
You'll be thinking about them.
So long.
Hello, handsome. Hello, handsome.
Hello, handsome. Hello, handsome.
Come with me to the Casbah.
Come with me to the Casbah.
''Hi, cutie, in case you want to return
this handbag,
''my phone number is Dewey 6-9098.
''My address is
642 Greenpoint Avenue.
''You take the shuttle at 42nd Street,
''change at Grand Central Station,
''take Williamsburg subway
to Brooklyn.
''Get off at Havenhurst.
''Second apartment house on the left,
third floor on the right.
''And if you get lost,
ask a policeman.
''But for the next hour, l'll be in
the drugstore around the corner.''
- Hey, wait a minute!
- What is it?
Don't you want your soda?
This is a very funny way for a lady
to try and meet a fellow,
leave her purse on the seat
and then come next door...
Well, l just wanted to meet you.
Well, why don't you get
yourself introduced?
Oh, excuse me.
My name's Jennie Tait
and this fellow's name is...
What did you say your name was?
Ted Rogers.
Would you please introduce us?
- Mr. Rogers?
- Yeah?
May l present Miss Genevieve Tait.
Pleased to meet you.
Now, will you have your soda?
How did you know l like chocolate?
Did anyone ever tell you
you're adorable?
No.
Well, you are.
but l was a very ugly child.
Stop looking at the watch, Mary.
He'll be here.
Look at the kid.
Oh, Frecklehead... l mean, Miss Tait,
this is Mrs. Miller
and this is Mr. Lyman.
Hello.
- Did l do it all right?
- You certainly did.
- Happy to know you, Miss Tait.
- Hello.
Her name is really Genevieve,
but l think it best we all call her
Frecklehead.
- OK, Frecklehead.
- Frecklehead.
ls it all right that l brought her
to the party?
Of course. l'm delighted to have her.
l'm glad of that, Mrs. Miller.
Congratulations on your birthday.
Why, thank you. Have a nice time.
Thank you, we will.
Genevieve... Frecklehead.
- Gee, she's nice.
- And pretty.
You're pretty too.
- Did you always have freckles?
- Yes, and l hate them.
l think they're very becoming.
lt just goes to show what you know.
What do you wanna do,
start something?
l'm sorry, Leo.
You know he wouldn't stay away
unless it was someone
or something very important, Mary.
lt's always someone or something.
Leo, you've known him for so long.
Why is he so thoughtless of everyone?
He's just going through
a stage now, Mary.
He just hit ''Ol' Man River'' success,
and maybe the water's a little bit
too deep for him.
But don't worry.
They all come ashore.
l know this is just ambition.
Down deep inside,
there's a wonderful, sweet guy.
l found it once
and l'll bring it out again.
Oh, l'm sorry. Let's have a drink.
To Mary and Bill.
He wouldn't like the billing.
This is where l live.
Well...
...good night.
l had a wonderful time.
Well, good night. l'll see you.
l hope so.
Thanks for everything.
That's all right.
Frecklehead, you know l...
- l wonder...
- Yes?
Well, l never kissed
a girl before, and...
- Well...
- You never what?
You heard me. l never kissed a girl
before in my whole life.
- You're sure?
- Sure, l'm sure.
- Never mind.
- Just a minute.
- l'm never gonna do that again.
- Did it do something to you?
lt had no effect on me whatsoever.
Mary.
Mary.
l'm sorry l missed the party, honey,
but l couldn't help it.
Oh, Mary, please don't cry.
l love you, honey. Honest, l do.
But l was so excited. l want to tell you
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