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The Stooge Page #6
- NOT RATED
- Year:
- 1951
- 100 min
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about Sutherland and everything.
l don't care about you
or Sutherland or anyone.
But he wants me in the revue, honey.
He gave me a contract to look over.
Here, look under the door.
l'll show it to you.
- OK.
- What's the matter?
She locked me out.
Really? ls that legal?
l'm sorry. You don't have to get sore.
l was just asking.
You know, you may not think that
in this head anything can happen,
but it can. l got an idea. Listen.
- You got it?
- Yeah.
l'm sorry.
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
a new song written by
two very talented boys,
especially for the birthday
of Mrs. Bill Miller.
Up on Sweetheart Hill
For a girl named Mary
And a boy named Bill
''Come on, get cozy''
Says the whippoorwill
To a girl named Mary
And a boy named Bill
Where there's a sky
That's full of moonlight
And a Mary full of charms
There ought to be a William
Snuggled in her arms
So if l kiss you
And l think l will
Believe me, it's the only thing
To do
For you're my Mary
And l'm your Bill
And it's wonderful
To be in love with you
Oh, Bill.
Mrs. Miller, we're going out
and celebrating.
- At this hour?
- Sure. l'll find a club open
- or l'll open one.
A big star seen out in public
with his own wife. lt's too normal.
We'll take Ted along
as a chaperone.
Oh, l can't help it, it's so romantic.
Waiter, some more
champagne, please.
Yes, sir.
Excuse me.
- Don't you think Ted's had enough?
- He's all right.
- Are you whispering about me?
- Oh, no. What gives you that idea?
l don't know.
Am l being very extraordinary?
''Hextraordinary'', that's a funny one.
How do you feel?
l feel very...
...glingglong, thank you.
Glingglong?
Thank you, thank you very much.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
We don't usually do this,
but there's a young man
here l'd like to have you meet.
He's just scored a terrific hit
at the Palace Theatre. Mr. Bill Miller!
Thank you.
Excuse me, will you, honey?
Thank you, Tommy.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you,
but this isn't my night at all.
We have a young lady in the audience
who's celebrating her birthday.
And by a very strange coincidence,
l have written a new song,
especially for her.
And maybe we can get her up here
to sing this song.
She happens to be my wife,
and also the great
Sutherland Revue star,
Miss Mary Turner.
- Hiya, Big Shot.
- Hiya, Heinz.
Pardon me.
Mary, you say something sensational
to the people
and l'll talk with the piano player.
Thank you. lt's very gracious
of my husband
to ask me to sing a song, particularly
this song, ''A Girl Named Mary''.
Music by Bill Miller,
words by Ted Rogers.
- Oh, what a rosy-colored hue
- Up on Sweetheart Hill
- Even a cabaret will do
- For a girl named Mary
- Mary is what l answer to
And a boy named Bill
Well, what do you know,
that must be you
- ''Come on, get cozy''
- Oh, what a wonderful idea
- Says the whippoorwill
- How did he ever get in here?
- To a girl named Mary
- My, what a most peculiar sky
- And a boy named Bill
- Pardon me, did you drop a sigh?
Where there's a sky
That's full of moonlight
And a Mary full of charms
There really ought to be a William
- Right!
- Snuggled in her arms
- So if l kiss you
- What makes you think you won't?
- And l think that l will
- You're crazy if you don't
Believe me, it's the only thing to do
So true
For you're my Mary
And you're my Bill
Your Bill
And it's wonderful
To be in love with you
Hello, Heinz.
Oh, you'd better not drink any more.
lf l want to celebrate for my pal Bill,
l can celebrate.
This is for your own good.
Come over here with me.
l want to tell you something, alone.
Come on, come on, come on.
Believe me, it's the only thing do
- For you're my Mary
- Mary, yes
And you're my Bill
And it's wonderful
To be in love
With you
- Where's Ted?
- l don't know.
Look, get smart, will you, kid?
lf anything happens to you, your pal
Bill, he's gonna starve to death.
Why, he's nothing but a third-rate,
broken-down ham.
Hey, what happened?
Are you all right, kid?
- Yeah.
- You sure?
l took care of him pretty good.
You were wonderful.
Yeah, but l had to hold back a little.
l didn't want to hurt him too bad.
- Sure, sure.
- Here, off with the coat.
- Come on.
- Off with the coat.
A girl named Mary
ls not contrary
- l'll turn the covers down.
- She'll turn the covers down.
- You'll go right to bed.
- Bed? What's playing there?
You think l'm drunk.
Well, as they say in the Klondike,
- ''Fara-a-lito-garn-a-lendo.''
- Garn-a-lendo.
You know what that means?
''Stinking drunk.''
- So let's have a little drink.
- Oh, no, oh, no. You're going to bed.
- Going to bed?
- Sure, you're going to bed.
l don't know anybody in bed.
- Here we go.
- Here we go.
- Here we go...
- Come on, come on.
- Here we go.
- Here we go.
- That's a wonderful song.
- Oh, a beautiful song.
A boy named Mary
And a girl called Joe
- Joe?
- That's a wonderful song.
Bill love Mary?
That's right.
Mary love Bill?
That's right.
Because l love the both of you.
Don't you believe me?
- Yeah.
- Yes.
Bill, you're the luckiest fellow
in the whole world
- Yeah, l'm lucky.
lf Mary loved me,
l wouldn't ever leave her.
- l wouldn't either.
Even if l was on the stage,
l wouldn't ever leave her.
And l know that.
Because Mary's wonderful, Bill.
- You're wonderful, Mary.
- Thank you, Ted.
Yeah, Mary's a champ.
And you'll never ever
you'll leave her?
l'll never you'll ever you'll leave her.
- You're sure, Bill?
- l'm sure, Bill.
- No, l'm Ted.
- Yeah.
A girl named Mary
Ted.
Ted.
- Wake up.
- l'm up.
- Come on.
- l'm up.
- Get up. Come on, let's go.
- All right.
- Let's go, Ted.
- Let's go, Ted.
- Come on, Ted, let's go.
- Let's go.
- Are you all right?
- Yeah.
OK.
- No, here we go.
- Here we go.
- Come on, here we go. Wake up.
- Come on, here we go.
- Come on. Here we go.
- Here we go.
- All right, now, are you OK?
- Here we go.
OK. Ted. Here we go.
Come on, now.
- What's the matter?
- What's that?
Oh, that's your head. That's OK.
Now, stay right there. Hold it.
Here's some coffee. lt'll fix you up.
Ted! Here we go, now! Come on, up.
- Upsy-daisy, here we go.
- Oh, my head!
That's mine.
Now, come on. l gotta see Sutherland
and l'm late now.
- Oh, who?
- Sutherland.
- Now, come on, let's go.
- All right.
- Are you all right? OK!
- OK.
- You sure you're all right?
- l'm sure l'm all right.
- You feel fine?
- l feel fine.
- You feel OK?
- l feel OK.
- All right.
- All right. l'm OK. l'm OK!
Sorry, gentlemen.
- Excuse me.
- Oh, excuse me, Mr. Sutherland.
- OK?
- Yeah.
- Where do l sign?
- Right here.
Don't you want to read it first?
Check on your salary?
There'll be no checks.
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