The Ugly Dachshund Page #6
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- 1966
- 93 min
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[Speaking Japanese]
[Speaking Japanese]
How is everything,
Mr. Toyama?
Nobody eat kombu.
Kombu?
Stuffed seaweed.
Oh, well, uh, I'm...
I'm sure everybody will.
Well, good evening,
Mrs. Garrison.
Oh, hello, Dr. Pruitt.
Well, I've been waiting
for a chance
to pay my respects
to the hostess.
Nice of you to ask me.
Oh, you don't think we'd
forget the family vet, do you?
Well, I'd hope not.
How are the dogs?
Oh, just adorable,
especially Chloe.
You know, I think she's got
the makings of a champion.
Well, there's the man
who could tell you for sure.
And so I said to her,
"Madam, I'm judging your dogs,
not you."
[Laughter]
Uh, Mel Chadwick?
He's an expert on dachsies.
Or didn't you know?
Well, I did know
that he was judging
the Fairview Dog Show
next month.
Ah. Chloe is entered,
I suppose.
Oh, Dr. Pruitt, you don't think
that I arranged this whole party
just to get
on his good side, do you?
Oh, no, no, no,
never entered my mind.
[Chuckles] Well, I did.
[Laughs]
It's wicked of me, huh?
No, no, not a bit.
Why don't you bring Chloe
out here and show her to him?
Oh, no, I couldn't.
But you will.
Of course I will.
Will you excuse me?
Yeah, I will...
and good luck.
[Laughing] Oh, my.
Kombu?
Eh, kombu?
Well, I don't think, uh...
Come on, Chloe. Come on.
You girls stay. Stay.
Stay.
[Indistinct conversations]
All right, Chloe, you go.
Go on.
Of course, so few of us have
the ability to...
- Recognize such a...
...quality.
Chloe, bad girl.
What did you do?
Hey, I thought we agreed to keep
the animal life out of here.
Oh, well, it was
an accident, dear.
She just kind of got out.
Oh, uh, would you put those
chairs over there,
and could you get me two more
for the hors d'oeuvre table?
Oh, that's a cute... yes.
Well, well, well,
what have we here?
Your dog, Mrs. Garrison?
Yes. This is Chloe.
A fine-looking animal.
Uh, may I?
Oh, of course.
Better sit down, Harry.
Remember New Year's Eve.
Nobody'll let me forget.
Good back line.
Ear set... good.
Fine head.
You intend to show her?
Well, I... I was
thinking about it,
if you think
she's good enough.
There's one way to find out.
Why don't you put her in
the Fairview show next month?
Chloe! Chloe!
No, no, no,
Mrs. Garrison, let her go.
Dachsies love
to be around people.
Oh, but I know some people
who don't love to be
around dachsies.
Oh, nonsense!
[Whimpers]
[Shouting in Japanese]
Uh, my sentiments exactly,
Mr. Toyama.
Dog not berong here.
That's right.
You hear that, Chloe?
Now, go on. Beat it.
[Speaking Japanese]
Hi, Mark.
Well, hello, Doc.
How are you?
Hey, it looks like your wife
has her wish...
a real champion.
Uh-huh. A real pain sometimes,
I'll tell you that.
- Go on, Chloe. Beat it. Go on.
- [Barks]
Well, of course, I can see
where your sympathies lie.
How is Brutus?
He's getting along just great.
Would you like to see him?
I sure would.
Brutus deserves something
out of this party.
- Come on.
- All right.
[Laughter,
indistinct conversations]
[Gate opens, closes]
[Laughs] Yes, sir, Mark,
he is beautiful.
Of course, I could see that
when he was a pup.
The best Dane I ever bred,
I think.
Yeah.
And is your wife getting
used to having him around now?
Doc, let's say
she's adjusted to it.
The dachshunds
are her pets...
especially
that little ol' Chloe.
She's really got the bug.
She's not gonna be happy
till she wins a blue ribbon.
Well, what about you?
Did you ever think of trying
for one yourself?
A... you mean with Brutus?
He's a fine dog.
Oh, Doc, that's what
he's gonna stay, too...
[Chuckling]
just plain doggy.
I don't want any spoiled
and pampered show horse
on my hands.
Chloe?
Chloe?
Mark, what are you doing here?
Oh, just showing Brutus
to Dr. Pruitt.
Is Chloe still
wandering around?
I thought you were gonna put the
little wiener back in the house.
Oh, she's not doing any harm.
You know, she probably found
someplace to hide
where she could watch the fun.
You know, we should be getting
back to the guests, huh?
Okay. Let's go, Doc.
See you later, boy.
MARK:
So long, Brutus.- [Gate closes]
- [Growls softly]
[Barking]
[Growls]
[Barking]
[Dogs barking]
- Excuse me.
- Mark?
- What?
- Where are you going?
Oh, I'm just wondering
what was bothering Brutus.
There's nothing wrong
with Brutus.
Now, he's perfectly
all right,
and will you please pay
attention to our guests?
[Barking]
[Squeaking]
[Up-tempo
accordion music plays]
[Barking softly]
Mr. Chadwick, I don't believe
you've met my husband.
- Hello.
- Oh, Chloe's father.
How do you do,
Mr. Garrison?
MAVIS:
Eat something, Harry."Eat something, Harry."
Nobody ever says,
"Drink something, Harry."
[Sighs]
Ah, you cute, little rascal.
Mavis!
Mavis, come here.
I want to show you something.
Come on, I want to show you
the cutest thing.
There's a tiny, little dog
Harry.
No, honest.
You can see for yourself.
Just look in the pagoda.
- [Barks]
- Aaaah!
- Aaaah!
- What's that?
[Indistinct shouting]
Rion!
Rion!
Rion!
Rion?!
- Lion?
- Oh, it can't be. He's tied up.
Rion!
Rion! Rion!
Where is he?
Where is he?
[Speaking Japanese]
Aaah!
[Barking]
- Aaah!
- Brutus!
[Speaking Japanese]
- [Barks]
- Aaah!
Brutus! Come here!
Brutus!
- Oh!
- Aaaah!
Oh, Mark! Oh!
[Brutus continues barking]
Oh, don't stand there!
Do something!
Stop him!
Brutus! Come here, Brutus!
Come here!
Brutus!
Brutus!
Excuse... me.
[Continues barking]
Aaah! Aaah!
[Grunts]
Aaah!
- Aaah! Aaah!
- Aaah!
Oh, Mark!
[Kenji shouting in Japanese]
[Shouting continues]
Aaaah!
Aaah!
Whoa, boy! Whoa, boy!
Whoa!
- Brutus, stop!
- Oh, stop him!
Aaaah!
Brutus!
[Barking continues]
What a dog.
[Indistinct shouting]
What's the matter
with you, Garrison?
Can't you control your dog?
Well... Brutus!
- Hold it!
- Aaah!
Come on, stop!
Brutus, come here!
- Mark!
- I'm trying!
Brutus?!
Here, boy! Here, boy!
Mr. Chadwick!
Mr. Chadwick,
just grab my hand!
Mrs. Ga...
Ugh! Aaah!
[Women screaming]
[Plays off-key]
Fran!
- Fran, you okay, honey?
- [Coughing]
Oh... Mark!
Now, here we go.
Ugh! Mark!
Fran, I... I really am
sorry about this.
I...
- Mark!
- I really am, honey.
- Mark!
- Fran?
- Mark!
- Fran!
[Whimpers]
I wish you hadn't
done that, Brutus.
[Growls softly]
[Telephone ringing]
Oh, Brutus...
Knock it off, will you?!
Stay!
Now, knock it off, Brutus.
That goes for all of you.
[Barking]
[Continues barking]
Who was that?
Where?
On the telephone.
Toyama.
Oh.
When is he coming to clean up?
He isn't.
- Oh.
- Neither is Kenji.
In fact, the entire
Japanese-American community
has declared our house
a disaster area.
[Chuckles]
Well, when is he coming
for his junk?
It is now our junk.
What?
$325 worth
of Japanese lanterns,
broken hibachis,
and papier-mch pagodas.
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