The Ugly Dachshund Page #7
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That, in addition to what
we'll undoubtedly have to pay
for ruined clothes,
medication,
and the shattered nerves of all
our ex-friends and neighbors.
Yeah, okay.
The telephone
has not stopped ringing.
Mel Chadwick is on the verge
of pneumonia,
Jane Felton
had a nervous breakdown,
and the drugstore
has run out of vaporizers.
Yeah, okay. All right.
- Mark.
- [Dogs whimpering]
that I called Dr. Pruitt
this morning.
To tell him what?
To tell him that you will be
returning Brutus this afternoon.
Returning Brutus?!
My mind is made up.
That dog turned vicious.
- He goes or else.
- Or else what?
Listen here,
he was absolutely blameless
for what happened
last night, Fran!
Oh-ho-ho, blameless?!
Brutus is a kind, lovable,
intelligent animal!
- [Barking]
- Ah, shut up, you idiot.
[Whimpering]
Now, listen, Fran,
let's sit down and calmly
and coolly discuss this thing!
[Barking]
[Growls softly, barking]
[Vehicle approaching]
[Whirring]
Ah, good morning, Brutus.
Up kind of early, ain't you?
Oh, now,
did you make this mess?
You ought to be ashamed
of yourself.
[Grunts]
[Panting]
You shouldn't eat this stuff.
It ain't good for you.
Looks like
it was quite a party.
[Grunting]
[Barking]
Hey, what did you do...
Iose a bone in there
or something?
Come on, get down. There's
nothing for you in there.
Attaboy.
[Whimpering]
[Grunts, chuckles]
[Barking]
[Whirring]
[Barking]
Sorry, pal.
Whatever it is you wanted
is gone now.
[Growling]
[Barking]
Come on!
This is no time for games.
Hey, what's...
what's the matter with you?
It's me... Eddie.
Say...
What's the matter...
you sick or something?
Knock it off.
Mr. Garrison!
Take it easy, now, will you?
Mr. Garrison!
- Eddie, what's wrong?
- Call off your dog.
- He's gone crazy or something!
- Brutus, get back.
- Mark!
- Please, ma'am, do something!
- Mark!
- All I did was empty the trash.
- What's the matter?
Attacked Eddie?
Come here, Brutus!
- He went loony!
- Do something!
Brutus, what's the matter
with you, huh?
- What's the matter?
- What is it, Mark?
Look, Mr. Garrison,
you're nice people,
but I don't have to take this.
- That's enough.
- I'm very sorry, Eddie.
I'm sure there must be
some reason for it.
[Eddie grunts]
[Chloe whimpers]
Brutus, come here.
- Mark, do you hear something?
- What's the matter, boy?
Where's Chloe?
Eddie, did you see Chloe?
No, ma'am, I didn't.
- FRAN:
Chloe? Chloe?- [Chloe whimpers]
Hey, you don't suppose...
Hey, hold Brutus, Eddie.
Hold him.
Mark, be careful.
- Mark!
- Aaah!
- Mark!
- [Muffled shouting]
Mark, be careful!
- Aaah!
- [Thud]
Mark!
Is she in there, Mark?
I don't know.
- Oh, poor Chloe.
- EDDIE:
[Laughs] Look at her.She's okay.
[Laughs]
She's all right, Fran.
Oh, look at her!
Oh, my poor baby!
Hey, you know something...
I'll bet you that's why Brutus
wouldn't let me in the truck.
He knew that little pooch
was in there.
It kind of looks that way,
doesn't it?
Poor Brutus.
I bet your silly father
forgot to give you breakfast.
Come on, I'll give you
a couple of eggs.
Oh, boy.
Oh, excuse me.
Okay, take five.
Ahh.
Come on, girls.
Come on. [Smooches]
Come on. Come on.
Ooh, ooh, there's
my beautiful Chloe, yes.
Yes, what's the matter...
you want your picture painted,
too, huh?
Is that what it is?
Oh, will you get off,
you big...
Fran,
he just wants his share.
Come here, Brutus.
Come, boy.
Come here. Ah, whoa!
Mark, he has got to learn
that he is not a lapdog.
Now, we're not gonna have
any peace in this house
till he realizes
he is not a dachshund.
Well, I don't think
that he thinks that... that...
You know, Fran,
you could be right.
[Panting]
Go on, girls. Go on.
Go on. Go on.
Scatter. Scatter.
What have you got there?
It's the dog book.
I'm gonna show Brutus
who he is.
Oh, Mark!
Well, it's our fault.
We never told him.
You pay attention
to this, Brutus.
This is important.
Brutus, now, you look here.
Look... this is a dachshund.
See that?
They're dachshunds.
You're not a dachshund,
and you never will be.
No, no, no.
Dachshund... pooey.
Oh, really? Now, let's not
get so carried away.
Play along with this
a minute, will you?
Now, stick with me, Brutus.
Stay with me, boy, huh?
Now...
Ahh...
Now, here's what you are,
Brutus...
- [Whimpers]
...a Great Dane.
A Great Dane.
Dachshunds... no.
Danes... yes.
You are a Great Dane.
Look at that.
You see that?
That's all there was to it.
He just had to be shown.
How about that?
You know, he took one look
at that picture, one look,
and I could tell that he...
Uh, Mark...
[Whimpers]
MARK:
. . That he still thinkshe's a dachshund.
[Laughs] Aw.
"Dachshund... phooey.
Great Dane... yes."
[Laughs] Poor Mark.
Aw.
[Barking]
Heel, boy.
Brutus, heel!
Look, fella, when I tell you
to heel, you heel.
Heel.
[Laughs]
Well, who's leading who?
Hi, Doc.
- Hi, Brutus.
- Heel, Brutus. Heel.
Hey, what's
the diagnosis on Chloe?
Chloe has a rash.
A rash. Well, well, well.
Your wife was sure
it was scarlet fever,
but it's just
a minor skin irritation.
No problem.
Yeah, that dog show's
got her tied up in knots.
I hope she's gonna make it
through the next six days.
Hope I do.
All right, Brutus... stay.
How about that, huh?
Want a drink, Doc?
Uh, no, thank you.
No, thank you.
Brutus, let me
have a look at you.
I tell you...
you're absolutely marvelous.
You've kept him
in fine shape, Mark.
Trying to teach him obedience
is keeping me in shape.
Fine lines,
nice, square head...
He's grown up
just the way I figured.
Make a fine show dog.
Oh, come on, Doc.
No, no, I mean it.
I'd like to work with him
if you let me.
No, no, no.
Teach him ring manners,
stance, huh?
No, one in the family's enough.
In fact, it's too much.
All I want him to do is learn
how to walk around on this leash
without jerking my arm
out of the socket.
will you?
I want you to see
Okay.
All right, Brutus... heel.
How about that, huh?
[Laughing]
FRAN:
Doc! Uh, Doc Pruitt!Oh, Doc Pruitt, do you think
I could take Chloe for a walk?
Why, of course.
Well, you know,
that irritation...
I was wondering...
it could be an allergy.
Maybe it's something
around here.
I assure you, Mrs. Garrison,
it's nothing serious.
Heel now. Heel.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, sit down.
Now, come on, Brutus, sit.
Mark... what in the world
are you doing?
Well, I'm training him.
[Chuckles]
Sit down. Sit down.
[Laughing] Oh, really?
What do you mean,
"Oh, really?"
Well, it's just
that Brutus is...
well, really, uh...
Fran, you know, when you say
"really" in that tone of voice,
something by it.
Oh, Mark,
don't be so sensitive.
It's just that Brutus
is a sweet, clumsy ox,
and I don't think you should
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