The Unquenchable Thirst for Beau Nerjoose Page #4
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Shhhhh!
Hold on just one second.
What do you want?
This is really embarrassing!
Let me doing the talking.
I can clear this whole
thing up real quick.
No way! I'm not gonna shove my
butthole into that guy's face.
No, no, no, no. I need to
talk to his booty worm.
Fine!
Um, do you wanna
go butt-to-butt?
Hey, this guy's the chosen one.
Really?
He kinda looks like an a**hole.
Are you sure?
I'm pretty sure.
His mom was the keeper
of the great dildo.
What does he have to do
to get the fleshlight?
He's got to prove his
worth to the fellowship.
In order to get the
great fleshlight,
he has to break all ten
commandments in 24 hours.
Sounds pretty stupid
and convoluted.
Yes. Yes it is,
but once he breaks them,
the great fleshlight
One more thing Phil.
The chosen one must do
this without your help.
You need to stay here
on dick mountain in this
bald guy's butthole.
Ok, I'll tell him.
May the dildo f***
the fleshlight!
Hey Ron!
Yeah buddy?
I got the info.
You need to break
all 10 commandments
What? Are you serious?
And you have to do
this on your own.
Please pick me up and pop me
in the old man's butthole.
I don't know if I
can do this myself.
I've been getting use to
having a worm in my butt.
You can do this.
You're the chosen one.
Ok. I'll do it...
for mom.
Good luck, Ron!
I enjoyed staying
in your butthole!
Ten commandments.
So... Are we good?
Ok.
This way?
Thou shall not work
on the sabbath.
What day is the sabbath?
Sunday?
What's today?
Tuesday.
Sh*t, I've got
some time to kill.
Thou shalt not work
on the sabbath.
Let's start out slow.
Thou shall not take the name
of the lord thy God in vein.
Jesus f***ing Christ goddamn it
Mary Joseph cock-gobbling d*cks!
Honor thy father and thy mother.
Boner-time.
Hey Doctor, It's Ron.
Ron.
Hey can you hold up
the phone to my mom?
Yeah, Ron.
Thanks.
Hey mom. It's Ron.
F*** you!
and you know what?
I don't know who dad was,
but f*** him too.
He was probably a dick.
Holy sh*t. What a good start!
If you wanna win the fight,
sometimes you gotta do
things you don't like.
There's no easy way out.
You can't have your doubts,
'cause only the strong survive.
You gotta sell your soul
if you wanna get out alive.
You gotta be the best.
You gotta be better...
better than the rest
to win the fight.
You gotta be a little
better than that to win
to win the fight
to win the fight!
Do it for boobies!
Boo- boobies!
Boo- boobies!
Boobies!
Boobies!
Do it for boobies!
Boo- boobies!
Boo- boobies!
Boobies!
Boobies!
Take no prisoners.
You gotta have a burning desire!
You gotta beat them
at their own game.
You gotta be a believer.
Show them what you got.
No pain, no gain, never
back down. No surrender.
You gotta be the best.
You gotta be better...
better than the rest
to win the fight.
You gotta be a little
better than that to win
to win the fight
to win the fight!
Do it for boobies!
Boo- boobies!
Boo- boobies!
Boobies!
Boobies!
You gotta be the best.
You gotta be better...
better than the rest
to win the fight.
You gotta be a little
better than that to win
to win the fight
to win the fight!
Do it for boobies!
Thou shall not kill.
Oh, I can't do that.
and commit adultery?
I can't even get
my wife to f*** me.
They're gonna kill
my mom in two hours.
Everything is so convoluted!
I don't even know what to do.
I don't even know
what to hope to do.
What is the color
of my hope tonight?
What is the color
of my hope tonight?
I just couldn't do it.
I just couldn't kill yet.
What is the color
of my hope tonight?
What is the color
of my hope tonight?
I just couldn't do it.
I just couldn't kill yet.
I just wanted the
great fleshlight!
So I could save the universe!
I just wanted the
great fleshlight!
So I could save the universe!
What is the color
of my hope tonight?
Ron!
Hello?
Ron, I need you.
Please save me.
Who are you?
I'm Hope. I'm lost.
Please find me. Save me.
What? How? Where are you?
Ron, do something. Dr. Beau
Nerjoose has captured me.
Although life ain't all
about ass and titties,
ass and titties are
a big part of it.
Please find my ass and titties
for the universe.
No!
I can do it!
How will I find the
elusive Beau Nerjoose?
I know. The phonebook.
I need a f***ing taxi.
Ron's house.
Hot on the trail
of Beau Nerjoose.
Hot on the trail
of Beau Nerjoose.
Hot on the trail
of Beau Nerjoose.
Hot on the trail
of Beau Nerjoose.
I'm gonna find you
if it takes all day.
And nothing's gonna
f***in' stand in my way.
Hot on the trail
of Beau Nerjoose.
Hot on the trail
of Beau Nerjoose.
Hot on the trail
of Beau Nerjoose.
Hot on the trail
of Beau Nerjoose.
Beau Nerjoose, you made
me drive so far south.
Beau Nerjoose, I can
taste you in my mouth.
Hot on the trail
of Beau Nerjoose.
Hot on the trail
of Beau Nerjoose.
Hot on the trail
of Beau Nerjoose.
Hot on the trail
of Beau Nerjoose.
Keep the change.
Thank you.
No.
I don't kiss my clients.
It's one of my rules.
It's one of my
taxi-driver-rules.
I understand.
Have a good night.
Time to sh*t or get off the pot.
A pass code.
One, two, three, four, five.
Sixty-nine, sixty-nine.
C'mon Ron, think!
The secret to life is
Twenty-four seven,
three sixty-five.
It'll get you into places.
Four-twenty,
twenty-four seven,
three sixty-five!
For the last time, Hope
Hope.
Where is the great fleshlight?
For the last time
Dr. Beau Nerjoose,
I don't know.
Beau Nerjoose.
Fine!
If you won't tell me where
the great fleshlight is,
then I will have to destroy you.
No you don't, Beau Nerjoose!
How did you get in here?
That's for me to know
and you to find out.
Yeah. I know.
That's why I asked.
I never understood that phrase.
What's with the candy bar?
Who the f*** are you?
I'm your worst nightmare.
You mean, you mean the
in my car at the drive-in
and I start shitting
all over myself,
and the sh*t keeps
getting higher and higher,
and I have to eat the sh*t
to keep my head above it,
but there's just so much
sh*t that I start choking
on the sh*t, just
when I'm jizzing!
That's who you are?
No, I'm Ron.
Ron Wartyhymen.
Wartyhymen?
That name rings my balls.
Oh I know.
I used to have sex with
many many many times.
You're f***ing
dead, Beau Nerjoose.
Dead? Right.
Gentlemen.
Yes sir. Right away, sir.
How long was I out?
Just a few minutes.
Oh Ron, I'm so glad
you're here. I was hoping
you'd come and save me.
I don't think I'm gonna
be able to save you.
We're pretty much f***ed.
No, Ron. Now that you're
here, we're not f***ed at all.
For you're the chosen one.
light into the darkness.
I don't think so.
Didn't you see me just try and
fight that guy with a candy bar?
Yeah. It was cute.
Really? You thought
that was cute?
Yeah.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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