The Wheeler Dealers Page #6
[ WOMAN CRYING ]
OH, NOW,
THERE, THERE, HONEY.
DON'T CRY. NO.
OH, I THOUGH YOU WERE GONE FOREVER.
STANISLAS,
WE'VE BEEN WILDCATTING
WE WENT TO EUROPE
ON TUESDAY.
YOUR B--
MOTHER, YOU'RE TALKING
TO THE HEAD WRANGLER
COLLECTION.
THIS IS:
MISS CATHY MADISON.
SHE WORKS FOR THE SAME MAGAZINE
ART WORLD?
SUCH A MOVING COLLECTION.
SUCH MARVELOUS TASTE.
THAT -- THAT NOLDE.
AIN'T THAT A BEAUTY?
ARE THEY REAL?
THEY BETTER BE.
IN LONDON.
WELL, IT WAS
EXPRESSIONIST FIELD
- STAKED OUT, HUH?
- THEY ARE REAL.
MR. TYROON, I HOPE
IN YOUR EXHIBITION.
YOUR PERSONAL TASTE
AN ENTITY.
UM, HENRY, HAVE YOU LOOKED
AT ANYTHING YOU'VE BOUGHT?
LOOKED?
MY POOR EYES:
ABOUT BUGGED OUT.
NOW, IF YOU
COULD JUST TELL ME
TO YOUR COLLECTION,
I'LL HAVE PLENTY
FOR MY INTERVIEW.
YES.
WELL, THE, UH, THE KEY
TO MY COLLECTION IS, UH, THIS.
I IMMERSE MYSELF
THIS SCHOOL, IF I MAY
IS NOT DECORATIVE.
IT DEALS WITH...
HUMAN PROBLEMS.
MR. TYROON, THANK YOU.
YOU HAVE DONE:
A BEAUTIFUL THING.
A DEBT OF GRATITUDE.
GOOD DAY, MA'AM.
[ SOBS ]
WELL, NOW, I AIN'T GONNA
HIDE THEM AWAY.
A LITTLE WHEELIN' AND DEALIN'.
DOESN'T ANYTHING
GIVE YOU ANY PLEASURE
FOR YOU?
OH, MOLLY,
YOU DON'T GO WHEELIN'
AND DEALIN' FOR MONEY.
YOU KEEP SCORE.
A STRIKE ANYWHERE,
THIS WHOLE FIELD
COMMUNICATING WITH THESE FELLAS,
YOU HEAR?
All:
HOWDY, HENRY.BOYS.
All:
EVENING, MISS THATCHER.EVENING, JAY RAY,
R.J., JAY RAY.
WE ASK YOUR FORGIVENESS.
WE DIDN'T WANT TO INTERRUPT.
OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE NOT INTERRUPTING A THING.
All:
THANK YOU, MA'AM.NOW, HENRY, YOU REMEMBER
THE TIME I LET YOU HAVE MY CREW
SO YOU COULD MEE AN EXPIRATION DATE.
I SURE DO, J.R.
AND REMEMBER, HENRY, WHEN WE
WE DIDN'T WHIMPER.
I DID APPRECIATE THAT.
WELL, THEN, HENRY,
NOW, WE HEAR YOU'RE
ONTO SOMETHING HOT.
WHERE'S THE ACTION, HENRY?
- CANADA?
- VENEZUELA?
WELL, NOW, HOLD ON, BOYS.
YOU CAUGHT ME OUT PREMATURELY.
All:
BUT, HENRY,WELL, SINCE I CAN'T PAY
FOR WHAT I BOUGHT,
OF A LITTLE PARTICIPATION.
YOU'RE MESSING AROUND
WITH THEM ELECTRONICS.
NO, NO, NO.
OIL.
OH, NO.
HEAVEN FORFEND.
NOT THIS YEAR.
ANYTHING BUT OIL.
OIL IT IS.
ON CANVAS.
- CANVAS?
- CANVAS?
HENRY, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT, SON?
YOU FEELING A MIGHT BI PEAKED, SON?
GET THESE GENTLEMEN
SOMETHING FOR THEIR
PARCHED THROATS?
All:
WELL, JUST A LITTLEBRANCH WATER, MA'AM.
ONCE UPON A TIME,
THIS FELLA RENOIR,
HE PAINTED PICTURES.
TO SAVE HIS LIFE.
FOR HIS SUPPER.
SOLD SOME FOR 50 CENTS.
WHY?
THAT'S 'CAUSE THEY WAS ALL
KIND OF FUZZY.
AND PEOPLE LAUGHED.
PEOPLE WEREN'T READY
FOR FUZZY PICTURES.
FUZZY OLD RENOIRS
WILL BRING TODAY?
MNH-MNH.
$1 MILLION.
[ WHISTLES ]
NOW, I KNOW.
PICTURES DON'T LOOK FUZZY.
THEY LOOK SCRATCHY.
WELL, I MAY BE WRONG,
FOR SCRATCHY PICTURES,
LOOK AT THE FUSELAGE
ON THIS WOMAN.
WHAT'S THE ACREAGE
ON THIS RUN, HENRY?
OH, I'D SAY, UH, $60 MILLION
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
WHAT'S THE DEPLETION ALLOWANCE?
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU, J.R.,
IT'S NOT DEPLETION,
OH, SAY, 10 CENTS
RAY JAY.
JUST A MINUTE.
LOOK, RAY JAY,
YOU THE ART MAN.
I'LL GO.
ALL RIGHT.
AHH.
HENRY, WE'VE MADE
A DECISION.
BUT THERE'S A RISK
SO WE'RE GONNA TAKE
HALF THE KANDINSKY
AND ONE-FOURTH OF THIS PILE
OVER HERE --
IF WE GET A ONE-EIGHTH OVERRIDE
ON THE PRODUCERS
ALL RIGHT.
SOUNDS FAIR.
YES, SIR, IT'S A DEAL,
J.R., RAY JAY.
All:
EVENING, MISS THATCHER.EVENING, HENRY.
EVENING BOYS.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
WELL, NOW,
THAT WASN'T HARD, WAS IT?
HENRY, YOU'RE QUITE
AN OPERATOR.
IN SOME FIELDS.
IN OTHERS, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE TO START.
WELL, YOU COULD STAR WITH UNIVERSAL WIDGET.
ALTHOUGH MAYBE:
NOT ENOUGH ROOM:
YOU WANT ACTION?
MM-HMM.
OKAY.
AND TAKE A LOOK:
AND YOUR TAXI?
ON THAT ONE.
[ WHIRRING ]
LEFT IS SCOTCH:
LEFT IS SODA,
[ WHIRRING ]
OH!
OH!
EXCUSE ME.
THE UNIVERSAL WIDGET PLANT IS?
PLANT IS:
RIGHT DOWN THERE.
BURNED TO THE GROUND
AFTER THE WAR.
SPRING OF '99.
YOU SURE?
ONLY ONE.
FIRST LEFT,
SECOND RIGHT.
DOWN THE HILL.
STRATEGICALLY LOCATED.
COME IN.
GOOD AFTERNOON,
MR. WHIPPLE.
MIGHT BE.
MIGHT NOT BE.
THIS YOUNG LADY:
OF BEAR, OSGOOD, AND WHITBY.
HUH? HMM.
UH, MR. WHIPPLE, WE WON' TAKE UP MUCH OF YOUR TIME.
A FEW QUESTIONS.
SITTING DOWN.
UH, MR. WHIPPLE,
WHERE DID YOU BUILD
THE NEW PLAN WHEN THE NORTH ADAMS STREE PLANT BURNED DOWN?
NEVER DID BUILD:
A NEW PLANT.
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