This Is 40 Page #3
Just tell me what to do.
Can you go get
a lunch box or something?
For me or for them?
Charlotte!
I've got a test!
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Charlotte, I'm going to kill you!
Hi, Debbie.
Hi. Any day now, huh?
Not really.
Three months, still.
Hi.
Hi.
Katie's dying for a play date.
Let's hook these two up.
That would be great. Okay,
I'll call you. Great.
Okay, great.
No.
No, what?
No.
What?
No.
She's sweet.
She's evil.
Hello. Hi.
Hi.
Listen, Charlotte really
needs to get here on time
because she needs the extra
time to just settle in.
Oh. We are on time.
Being on time
means being early.
Okay.
It's nice to see you in class.
We'd like to see more of you.
I come to...
Hi, Debbie.
Grandma Molly.
How are you? I'm so happy
about the science fair.
Thank you for coming.
It's going very well, I heard.
Yeah. I love you. You
look so beautiful!
Happy birthday. I just
learned that you're 40.
Are you 40?
Yeah.
I remember when I was 40,
and then I blinked,
and there I was,
going to be 90.
My God, where did it go?
One day, you're going to blink
and you're going to be 90.
And I won't be around to see it,
and that makes me very sad.
I'm telling you.
I'm warning you.
Don't blink. Don't blink.
And then
you missed the mortgage payment,
and that's the second mortgage.
You gotta go home, sit down,
look at your expenses,
come clean with Debbie.
Oh, God.
I can't tell Debbie.
You've got to tell her, Pete.
I mean, she knows it's bad, but
she has no idea just how bad.
If you sell the house, it'll
really buy you some time.
No, Debbie's not really
into selling the house.
As your business manager and your
friend, I can't recommend that.
if I bought your house?
Okay. Bye.
Hang in there.
From the
retro label, Unfiltered,
comes the first Graham Parker &
The Rumour record in 30 years.
When we play together,
the magic was just ridiculous.
And I think what we've
got is just so great.
What are you doing?
I'm contextualizing him as one of
the great figures in rock history.
You can't show him
in his prime in '77,
and then jump straight
to him as he is now.
It's terrifying.
You have got to reverse it.
You have got to show him
as he is now, very briefly,
and then show him in 1977.
You have got to
Benjamin Button it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Steven Tyler, David
Bowie, Mick Jagger...
Paul McCartney.
Okay. Stop it.
Everybody that you are mentioning
looks like an old woman now.
You're just mentioning
Keith Richards
gets away with it.
But that's because Keith Richards
looked 70 when he was 40.
And now that he's 70,
he looks 69.
He's regenerating.
I like it, and I think
Graham Parker's sexy.
Well, would you f*** him?
Yes.
You'd...
You'd f*** him and
you won't f*** me?
I mean, I kind of
f***ed you once,
if you could have finished.
Oh. I finished.
Okay, enough of who f***ed
who and who finished what.
I finished.
Look, it's a retro label. That's
our niche, that's our market.
It costs money to break new bands.
I can't do that.
Okay, and also, you're the guy
Everybody turned
down Arcade Fire.
It's crazy.
There's so many of them.
We don't have the money
to market a new band.
We just need to make
Graham seem relevant.
Who's he talking to?
The Jewish Journal.
The Jewish Journal?
Apparently, old Jews are the only ones
who still buy hard copy of records.
Because they don't
like to download music.
Because they don't know
what "downloading" means.
Why is this album different
from any other album?
It isn't.
What is he wearing?
It's a hat with
the Oreo logo on it.
Why? I don't think
he's being ironic.
I think he just
really likes Oreos.
Look, Paul Westerberg
record did okay.
Frank Black record
did all right.
The Haircut One Hundred,
not so much.
We have to break this record.
Otherwise, we're not here next year.
He's coming, he's coming.
Oreo Man is coming.
Hey, guys, how are you?
Good, man.
Aren't cookies the best?
Yeah.
Jewish Journal guy
loves the record.
Great!
Got a bit of a problem, though.
A touch of gout.
Gout?
My whole family,
they all had gout.
Jesus.
That's very unfortunate.
My auntie Queenie,
she had a foot like this.
It's like a size of a small pig.
I've got a photo of it.
I'd love to see that
photo of that gout foot.
And a couple of
bunions as well.
F***.
I've got to go
to the podiatrist,
and I hope he can
shoot me up with something.
Yeah, well, let's get
you to the podiatrist.
Bye, Graham.
See you later, Graham.
Good luck with your gout.
Rock and roll, baby.
The happiest period in people's
lives is from age 40 to 60.
So, this is it.
We're in it right now.
It's true.
Says who?
Says a lot of people.
Most people say that. Oh!
We have everything we need right
now to be completely happy.
We're going to blink, and be 90.
What?
So, let's just
choose to be happy.
Yeah. Yeah.
Your eyes are
kind of glazing over.
No, I'm processing it all.
Some of these, I wrote for you.
So, we have to exercise every day.
Mmm.
Spend more time alone together.
And we have to go
to the therapist, every week.
It's a little pricey.
No stressing over tiny things.
Yeah, that's good. You should do that.
Mm-hmm.
We have to get more
involved in school.
Yeah. Have more
patience with the kids.
And we need to
work on our anger.
Yeah, I think it would be good if
you could take care of your anger.
No, I said both of us.
That's what I said.
Our anger.
Okay, and no more smoking.
Yeah, you gotta cut that out.
I don't want to make this about a fight.
I want to just be positive.
Yeah. Sorry.
Okay, and then no more
holding onto resentments.
We have to just let that go.
So, you're saying
that if we're arguing,
and I apologize,
you'll let it go?
And not throw it
back in my face later?
Well, I don't do that,
but I will continue
not to do that.
And what did you write?
All of that. That's plenty.
That's a lot.
And you're going to eat better?
Oh, yeah. I've been
doing a decent job.
But I don't think
there's anything wrong
with having some
fries every now and again.
And then I'll smoke that day.
That's not the same thing.
It is the same thing.
I like fries.
And the other thing
is your dad's stuff,
the not letting him
guilt-trip you all the time
because that puts a lot of
pressure on you, and stress,
and then the whole family feels it.
And he is a grown man, and
he's not our responsibility.
And you're not giving him
money anymore, right?
No. No, I haven't
been giving him money.
I haven't done that
for years. I told you.
Can you please put that down?
A lot of people are RSVP-ing
to your birthday party.
You sure you don't want to just
No.
We always used to.
No.
Did Jodi tell you she
thinks Desi's stealing?
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