This Is 40 Page #4
Are you serious?
How much?
$12,000.
Oh, God.
And Desi's taking it?
Well, I don't know.
That's what Jodi said.
We really need
the store to work.
It is.
Don't put that kind
of pressure on me.
No, no. It's not
what I mean. I'm just...
Are we okay?
Yeah.
All right.
Maybe we just suck it up
because she's clearly
earning so much more than
Oh, yeah, for sure.
We can't fire her.
We're barely
breaking even with her.
That's why we have to keep her.
Look at this. She's
making out with somebody.
Is she screwing him?
That might be like a dry hump.
Look at the position
of her skirt.
That's too grainy
to know for sure.
Oh, my God. This is in the middle of the day.
Customers could be in there.
What did you say?
"At least she's getting some"?
Yes.
What are you talking about?
We had sex the other night.
You gotta give me
It's not about credit.
It's about...
We need to have more passion.
Like this.
That's not passionate.
It looks passionate to me.
What?
What is she doing? Okay.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my gosh.
Don't do that.
What am I doing?
Don't fart in the bed.
I'm not. It's the springs.
This is why we never have sex.
That's disgusting,
you're gross.
I don't know what
you're talking about.
You're so...
God!
Sadie, Sadie,
Sadie, Sadie, Sadie
Charlotte,
I'm doing my homework.
Okay, watch this.
Watch this.
There's a haunted cow
back here.
I'm pretty sure
it does not have milk.
Moo.
Moo!
See that?
They took me away.
You're no fun.
You never want to play.
Charlotte, how many times
do I have to tell you?
Sadie, Sadie, Sadie
Sadie is boring
You're so mean since
your body got weird.
Close the door.
You're no fun.
If you can just move
just a little bit more.
Oh, sh*t.
Ah!
Ow. Ow.
No, my boob is in there!
Did I tell you that my
son's going to Stanford?
No, that's great. Great for
us, and great for him.
Cough again.
Great school.
Everything looks good.
Your face is close to my face.
Descending colon.
I'm about four
feet in right now.
That's what he said.
Just try to breathe
through your nose.
That's your mouth.
Breathe through your nose.
Are you all right?
Are you a grinder?
Do you grind your teeth?
I grind all night.
Oh!
I think we need to
turn the gas down.
Turn it up!
No, we're going to
turn it down.
Turn it up!
Ooh!
Do you have to breathe
right on my neck?
Sorry.
What are you all
doing for Christmas?
Um, I don't know.
You have a tree and everything?
Mm-hmm.
Isn't that fun?
In the spirit?
Sorry, I just had
one quick question.
On your form, you said
you were born in 1974,
but your paper, it said '72. So I
just need to know which it is.
It's 1974.
Oh, wait.
Because on your last form,
you said that you
were born in 1975.
Didn't you tell me
you were born in 1976?
No.
That's funny.
So, you want to go with 1974?
I'm not gonna "go with" 1974.
It is 1974.
Okay.
Just remember to write
"1974" every time.
It's okay. It's 1976.
I lie about my age, okay?
Okay.
Okay? Okay? Okay?
Okay.
Okay.
You're tightening up.
Oh, my gosh.
I know how old you are by
counting the rings.
A little gyno joke.
Oh, my God. Please.
What are you doing?
Getting ready to
go for my ride.
You want a blowj*b?
Yeah. Why?
I really want a cigarette right now.
Wow, happy to help.
Charlotte,
where is my backpack?
Hello?
Mom's busy!
Why are you locking the door?
Mom, what's going on in there?
Mom, I can't be late
for school. I have a test.
Mommy can't talk right now!
This isn't funny, Mom.
I need to go!
Mom, let me in!
Please!
That's not gonna help!
Put on your shoes.
We'll meet you in the car.
Ow. Sadie hurt me!
I didn't!
So, hit her back!
She's faking.
- I'm not!
- Go downstairs!
Please! Sadie gave me a...
Stop crying!
Stop crying!
Stop it!
God damn it!
Quit killing each other!
Mom, please come out.
Shut up!
Stop it!
- Open the door!
- Go away!
Open it up!
Please!
Forget it.
No, don't forget it, don't forget it.
Don't, don't...
Oh, God.
Hey, boychik!
Hey!
It's the 11:
00from London.
Drop something valuable,
you sh*t!
How you doing?
How are you, bubeleh?
That's loud.
Every eight minutes, buddy.
You look pretty good.
Your hair is different.
Yeah, I'm growing it out.
I'd get it cut.
Daddy, you never play with me.
I do, but right now,
look who I'm talking to.
Hi.
It's your brother!
Hi. You don't look
like my brother.
I told you, honey, that's
because of the egg donor.
Remember?
I came from a test tube!
How's business?
It's not good.
Nobody wants curtains.
They think of it like a luxury.
It's not a luxury.
You need shade.
You need privacy.
Who wants to have
I know how you feel.
Daddy!
Daddy!
Dont jump on Daddy. Be
careful, dont jump on Daddy!
Remember,
Daddy has high blood what?
High blood pressure.
That's right.
My daddy's old.
Can you go outside
without me for a little bit?
Yeah. Don't go near
that little pool!
All right? We're going
to pee in the pool.
you were practicing.
I can't tell them apart.
I swear to God, I need tattoos.
Look, I wanted to
talk to you about
scaling back a little bit.
You know, Deb and I are... We're
thinking about selling the house.
I think that house
is more than you need.
I think it was too big of a
purchase when you made it.
Yeah. In the meantime, I'm going
to have to make some changes.
I'm going to have to cut back.
I understand.
What do you mean?
With you.
Oh.
I'm sorry. What?
I can't lend you
any more money.
No, that's a bad idea. That's
not the way to cut back.
What about Claire?
Can't she get a job?
Claire takes care
of your brothers!
What do you want her to do?
If she goes to work,
then I gotta hire somebody!
Well, you've got to
figure something out
because I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Okay, fine.
Why don't we kill them?
Come on,
we'll kill two of them.
I'll keep the best one.
Really, it'll save us
both a lot of trouble.
Come on.
Line up!
Line up for murder! Come on!
Who wants to be killed?
I do!
Okay, we're eliminating one already.
We're cheaper. You're gone.
Murder me.
Okay. Boom. Dead!
I'm dead!
You're dead! You're dead!
Kill me, kill me! All right,
the kids are murdered.
That will save us some money.
Daddy is the best!
Why would you have
three kids, anyway?
I mean, you're 60 years old.
You have no money.
If we didn't at least try,
she would have left me.
She was 45 years old.
The doctor, when we're doing in
vitro, is winking at me like...
"Don't worry, don't worry."
We were very unlucky.
And now, we have these
three beautiful children.
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