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Jonah's the nicest
guy ever, man.
Oh, my God, that's a thin veneer
of kindness.
Nobody's that nice.
Jonah is that nice.
Serial killers
are that nice.
Just answer me
one question.
Is Michael Cera's butthole
as adorable as I pictured?
Oh, for f***'s sake.
I picture it looking
like a little donut,
like a little
pink sprinkled donut.
Oh, it's so
bright in here.
It is f***ing bright.
Oh, I'm so high.
There's so many delicious choices.
What do I do?
I'm gonna get something to drink.
Okay.
Excuse me,
would it be possible
for my daughter to
use your restroom?
She's really got to go.
Read the sign.
Customers only.
Seriously?
Why the f*** you think
I put up the sign?
It's okay, Dad. I can hold it.
Let's just buy something
for your mother.
Yeah, well,
I guess you better, huh?
This cash register lady
is mean.
I have anxiety. Will
you buy this for me?
When I'm stoned,
I can't do this.
I think I'm just gonna
head back to your place.
much over there at Franco's.
Dude, I want you to get to know
these guys. That's never gonna happen
if you don't put in any
effort whatsoever, okay?
I hate it in there.
I just want to drink some
pop and smoke some weed.
What about...
What about me?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Did you just see that?
What the hell?
Oh, my God, Jesus, Jesus! Run, run, run!
This way!
Okay, okay, okay!
Oh, my God!
Oh, oh...
Oh, Jesus.
Run!
Jesus Christ!
Why the f*** did you
bring me down here?
The f***, Seth? I don't
know what's happening!
We're going back to Franco's. Why?
Just run!
Keep running!
Oh, my f***!
We are going
back to Franco's!
Oh, God damn it.
Jesus!
Oh, sh*t!
This way. We're almost
there! We're so close!
Hey, you guys okay?
Are you guys okay?
There was a crazy earthquake.
Did you guys feel that?
That was insane.
F***, no.
We can't feel
anything in here.
This place is
a f***ing fortress.
That wasn't
an earthquake, man.
That was something way
f***ing crazier. No...
What's crazier
than an earthquake?
There were beams of blue
light coming out of the sky
and people getting
sucked up into the sky.
He's on hallucinogens.
Come on, guys. Don't bully
Jay. He's a sweetheart.
Keep going, man. What
are you talking about?
There were people,
and they were there,
and they got
sucked up into the sky.
Jay.
Sucked up into the sky?
Nobody got
sucked up in here.
I got sucked off here.
No, okay, ask Seth.
He was...
You were there.
Tell them.
Seth, what the f***'s
he talking about?
I have no idea what he's
talking about honestly.
Did anybody get
sucked up into the sky?
I didn't see anything.
I don't know what
he's talking about.
You were there with me.
What are you saying?
All those people that were in the store
with us, they just f***ing vanished.
I didn't see blue light
sucking people up in the sky.
You sound crazy, man.
We should just be lucky we're...
It's not over!
It's okay.
Just relax.
Everyone, it's all right. Just a
little tremor. Party's still going.
In-N-Out truck's
coming in 10 minutes.
- Yes.
- Animal style!
Oh, my f***!
- Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
- Move! Move!
Move, move, move, move!
This place is safe!
This place is not safe!
Craig,
where you going, man?
It's a f***ing earthquake!
F***!
Move, move, move, come on!
Get out of my way. Move, girl!
- Oh, my God, Seth!
- Oh, sh*t!
Seth.
What the f***?
Don't go on the grass,
not everybody on the grass!
What the f***?
Oh, God!
What the f*** is happening? Paul!
What's happening?
All right, everybody,
listen up. Listen up.
Who took my f***ing
cell phone, man?
Martin, empty your pockets! What?
I saw you in the bathroom,
man! Somebody dial my phone!
Shut the f*** up!
It's unbelievable!
It's unacceptable after all the
coke I've wasted on you people.
I've thrown it away.
I didn't take your
f***ing cell phone.
310... Whoa, whoa, whoa! Mike, Mike,
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike...
My face!
What's happening to me?
What's happening?
Oh, my God!
Oh, sh*t,
that's embarrassing.
Rihanna!
Please give me
your foot!
Oh, my God!
Craig, Craig, help me.
I'm losing my grip!
It's too late for you!
You're already in the hole!
What the f***
are you talking about?
Get the f***
out of my way!
Oh!
Sorry.
Karen!
Seth, come on! Get in
the house! Come on, Seth!
Oh, my God,
I'm gonna die!
Martin!
Oh, sh*t!
Kevin! Kevin!
What the f***?
Geez, get the f***
off me, Aziz!
Ow, ow, ow!
F*** you, Kevin!
Oh, God, no, get your
f***ing hands off me!
Get your f***ing...
No!
Jay, I can't hold on
much longer.
You have to reach out
and grab me. You hear?
Okay, uh, you take my hand,
and I will swing you up.
Are you sure? I'm gonna
give you my whole weight.
all right? Yeah, yeah.
Are you sure
you can do that?
I can grab you
on three.
One, two, three.
All right, buddy.
Now I'm gonna,
I got you, buddy.
You're gonna hold
my weight, all of it.
Okay, come on.
You can hold on to my
full weight? I can do it.
I don't want to die.
Okay.
One, two...
Two, three.
No!
No! No!
Oh, man.
F***.
Holy sh*t!
What happened?
Jay, you're alive.
Jay.
Oh, thank God, Jay.
I'm not dead yet.
I told you guys
not to go outside.
What just happened?
Jesus Christ, they are
all f***ing dead.
I told you guys
not to run outside.
You all right?
I tried to save Aziz.
I tried.
You did your best, man.
I love you.
Why the f*** did you
guys run out there?
You know what, James,
can you lower your voice?
You're freaking out Jay!
Maybe I'm a little
freaked out, too!
- He's not as strong as you.
- They all fell in.
- Look at my house!
- I tried to save them. They all fell in.
Get your f***ing hands off me.
Jonah, stop touching me.
Can we get Jay
some water, please?
Can we get him
some hydration?
- He needs to be hydrated.
- The water's not working!
Everyone just
runs out the door!
My phone is dead.
Guys, the f***ing
Internet's not working!
Let's watch the TV.
Let's check the news.
Where is the TV?
It's in the floor.
In the floor?
- Oh, that's dope.
- Yeah, cool, huh?
That's really neat.
That is impressive, James.
The biggest earthquake
to ever hit Los...
Officers urging people
to stay in their homes right now.
And also reports of looting
and rioting
are spreading
across the city.
Riots.
Police are pretty
much outnumbered
as people are
turning to one another.
Martial law has
now been declared.
Air Force One
has gone down...
Sh*t. It's gone, guys.
So I think we should...
go back to your place, eh?
What are you
talking about, man?
No, no way.
I'm not leaving here.
I don't want to die
at James Franco's house.
You heard the TV.
The TV said stay here.
It said stay in your homes.
We need to stay here until they
start rescuing people, okay?
A huge earthquake happens.
Who do they rescue first?
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