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I never thought of that.

Why One Night, Jonny?

Because I saw her one night only.

She waved to me like this

and I knew she was my girl.

Great!

We're really curious now.

Tell us what she's like.

Beautiful.

Her eyes?

Beautiful.

- Her hair?

- Beautiful.

- You know her?

- No.

Why can't I find her?

Let me take care of it.

If the gin with beautiful eyes

and beautiful hair

is watching this,

come down here,

Jonny Groove's waiting for you!

At Gilez.

Beautiful...

Cut it out, Camilla.

A phenomenon!

I have to thank Jerry Grups.

Jonny.

Same difference.

Start with my close-up

then slowly reveal the place,

show the atmosphere here...

Then swish pan

and track in on the key area

of the club.

Soda pop is the real new thing here!

And it's all down to this guy

who's changed the rules of the game!

- Jolly Groove!

- Jonny. He's as thick as a brick!

He said something really important.

Jonny, let's send a message

to young clubbers

Sure, give me the number.

No, not like that.

Let's say something.

Ok. Bros, this is important.

Go dancing, have fun,

have a blast every night!

But when you leave the club, bros,

keep your wits about you

and do what I do!

Get your hand-stamp

or you can't get back in!

Get your hand-stamp...

The guy's too much.

F*** this!

You're listening to Radio DJ

Nicola who's hot, hot, hot

on this hot summer day.

Good morning.

- Hows it going?

- Fine.

You got your hand-stamp last night?

What hand-stamp?

Ah, the hand-stamp!

You saw me on TV last night?

Yeah, I was clowning around as usual.

You know the way I am now

You see me in this suit

but it's not a suit, it's a shell.

This tie

is a noose that imprisons my instinct.

My instinct that wants to fly free

like a falcon in Wyoming.

But I'm forced to be here.

Why the strange look'?

You think I'm mad?

But I'm not mad. I'm a free spirit.

If I don't want to go to the office,

I don't.

Yes, that's the way I am.

When I want to do something, I do it.

Too bad you have to work, Alice,

or I'd take you...

Where would you like to go?

To the sea.

I'd take you to the sea

but you have to work.

It's ok, I can hold the fort here.

What are your bosses going to say?

They're not here.

They'll be back.

They're in Rome,

auditioning for Big Brother.

Big Brother'?

Until tomorrow

- They're here all year...

- But not today!

What an incredible coincidence...

it's beautiful.

So, if we wanted,

you and I could take off

just like that.

So let's do it!

Who needs a bill?

This is between you and me.

Outflow and inflow...

We don't discuss this over the phone.

Yes, that's fine.

What a loser, that guy...

Talking of losers, where's your guy?

Give him a minute, Dad.

I want his Crazy Pizza campaign.

Where is he?

He was working all night.

He's totally committed.

He'll soon be here

with a big surprise.

What surprise?

We're not selling Kinder eggs.

We're selling pizza, ok!

Pizza isn't the same as...

Are you listening?

Is it that cold?

Hi, Fede...

I had to come to Genoa.

My aunt was taken ill.

I'm in this really grim hospital...

Coconut!

- Coconut.

- Streptococcus, the doctor says...

- Thanks, doctor.

- Coconut!

Sorry...

I'm coming, doctor.

Sorry I have to go.

He took her to the sea.

He took her to the sea!

- How do I look?

- Great.

- A swim?

- Sure.

It's freezing!

Giovanni, come on, it's beautiful!

A shark!

Screw you, moron!

- What a great day.

- Better than the bar.

Know who you remind me of?

- Who?

- My granddad.

Your granddad?

He brought me to the sea as a girl.

I thought you meant physically.

No, he was more handsome.

I'm kidding!

There are no men like him now.

Every guy I've ever met was a sh*t.

Especially my ex.

- Why?

- Because he was cheating on me!

"If there's someone else, tell me!

"You're so slimy tell me!"

My only regret is that I didn't

kick him hard in the balls.

Giovanni, are you ok?

I'm suffering for that guy.

You see how he's using his fist?

He'll break it that way.

I was a junior judo champ.

- I don't believe you.

- You don't?

I'll show you then.

I'll show you?

I'll show you then.

You don't believe me? I'll show you.

If you strike like this,

you'll break your wrist.

You need to twist your body,

torso straight,

nice and loose,

eye on the barycenter right here...

When you're powered up,

let all hell loose!

- Oh, God!

- Damn, what a blow!

I thought you were the ball.

A little ice will ease the pain.

Bye!

A little ice...

Hold on a second.

I'll give you a little ice!

Faster!

Damn, I'll get you!

He's gone...

- You're really funny

- Why?

I don't know but you make me laugh.

You'll laugh

if that Minotaur finds me here.

Anyhow, he's gone.

So what do we do now?

Ask the crocodile.

You know how?

It's not easy for me to trust a guy.

I don't know...

What would Jonny say now?

Right now,

Jonny would probably say...

Jonny... Oh God, Jonny.

Oh no, bummer!

The exam!

Where did you sleep?

I'm not talkin' to you, I'm mad.

Sorry I've been a real...

Sh*t.

You said you were ashamed of me!

I was wrong, I'm sorry.

I was wrong.

I was wrong about everything.

My life here's wrong.

Should I be working for a guy

who weekends in Monte Carlo?

Or Federica nagging me

about staying in...

She busts my balls

over that Latin American sh*t.

You said "Latin American"!

I'm an engineer

but I work in advertising!

I have to sell that gross pizza.

They want to launch it?

I'd launch it right out the window!

That's howl like to see you.

Truce?

Ok, bro, truce.

Did you study for this?

It's important for Dad.

No, I'll copy from someone.

Copy? it's an oral!

That's what I forgot.

Take the next right,

then pull up outside the barracks.

What's an oral?

Here I go, bro.

You can't got to an exam like that.

I didn't have time

for the tannin' zalon.

Tanning salon...

Just put this on, ok.

Nice!

Ok, Jonny remember.

Focus and blow them away.

You can be number one.

So nice.

Come back after.

Don't go out on the town.

What if the ish gin gets mad?

If she does, don't worry,

I'll handle her.

- Know what?

- What?

You're awesome, bro!

The barracks is the other way.

I'm confused.

Seventy and seven in.

'Scuse me, bros, can I come in?

I put down cards, we're even.

Vemia?

Hello. Come in.

- Hi, bros.

- Have a seat.

Hi, bro.

Friendly kid, huh?

I'm Marshal Di Prima.

I'm Marshal Di Prima.

The primer?

He has a sense of humor!

The force needs new blood.

- Right.

- Absolutely

All right then...

I feel like changing how we do this.

After all, it's obvious

this young man has studied.

So...

Do you smoke?

He said he doesn't smoke.

Leave the cap alone, Jonny.

Leave it alone.

Jonny, do you drink'?

No. Only soda pop.

He only drinks soda pop.

Leave the cap alone.

It breaks otherwise.

You broke it.

I'll have to get it stitched back on.

Nice and easy...

I would say that'll do.

What more do we want to know?

We need healthy elements on the force.

You know the Tax Police?

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