TiMER Page #3
Cindy, can you can give us a minute?
Bye, Cindy.
So I think I might need braces,
but I'm no expert, so what do you think?
This-- Look, I...
Come on, how cute
do I look in this bib?
You can't do this, OK?
This is my place of business...
Okay, look, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to freak you out,
I just...
and I think...
We should hang out.
Mikey, I...
I'm just a check-out guy.
- No! That's not it.
- Okay, good.
I'm a musician. And I'm
very passionate about my work.
Your real issue is my Timer?
Yeah, it is.
Girls like you think I'm cheating
on someone I haven't met yet, right?
No, I just think that if
you have a countdown,
if you're lucky enough
to know your path to...
True love. You can say it,
I'm not gonna laugh.
Yes, to true love.
See, that's what's stupid
about the Timer--
it says you have one path,
and you can't take detours.
I mean, life is about detours.
You know what? You sound like
a credit card commercial.
I'm looking for my One,
and you're not him.
I get it.
So will this thing buzz, or light up?
Both, I think.
So, Guy, why have you never
gotten a Timer?
Romance has never really
been a priority for me.
Is this thing working?
Was it as magical as you hoped?
You know, it doesn't all have
to be chemistry from the jump.
Feelings can grow over time.
Yeah, sparks are fleeting,
nothing to talk about
can last a lifetime.
Thanks.
Have at it. I'll be right back.
Hey, we're Truckbeef.
Thanks for coming out.
This is our last song.
It's called:
"Mom, can I call you back?
I have to dispose of the body."
- Shut the door.
- Huh?
- Shut the door.
- Oh, yeah.
Don't worry, the guys'll be at
the bar for a few more hours.
Taking turns with our groupies.
you all live together.
I remember when I was a little girl
I imagined them rolling up their
Care Bear sleeping bags, and...
packing up their makeup kits...
My God!
Dragging them out of this really big loft
they undoubtedly shared together.
Who were the Bangles?
No, no! Silk.
I'll do it.
Oh God, okay.
Okay.
Hey, Mikey!
- Oh yes, Mikey, come on!
- Gotta go to the bathroom!
Goddammit!
Can't a brother catch a break?
Okay, hold on...
Have some cereal,
I'll be right back.
You were awful tonight.
So bad.
Shut the f*** up!
Okay. Guys, seriously.
This girl...
is so far out of my league
I have no idea how the f***
I got her back here.
P*ssy.
If I'm a p*ssy, I'm about to
have the best lesbian sex
of my entire life!
So I'm asking you all to
not f*** this up for me.
Hi.
Hi.
Samuel? Is that you, Samuel?
Uh... No.
Samuel, the kids don't
come by anymore.
And Margaret's impossible!
I think you have me confused
with someone else.
I miss you.
I have trouble sleeping without you.
Uh... Me, too.
Sadie, I'm pretty sure that
that's not Margaret either.
Sorry if the natives are bothering you.
What can I do you for?
Um... I'm here to see Dutch Solomon.
Oh, he's probably napping.
So. Where are you from, originally?
Rhode Island.
I work at the university.
I love how you say that, like
there's only one in town.
Hey. You lay off my grandson.
What, you cock-blocking me,
old man?
He's here to humor his elder,
not flirt with the help.
He can make up his own mind.
- What's your name, soldier?
- Uh, Dan.
Dan the Man. I'm Steph.
Hey, Steph.
Ooh. No Timer. Yawn.
I told you I was
looking out for you, angel.
I know your type.
Come on, Daniel. This Scrabble
game won't play itself.
- Nice meeting you.
- Likewise.
Oh, you're up.
You're an ass.
Now you can tell me where
you went last night?
Oh, my god!
Tell me what you did or
I'm gonna pee on your bed!
I met this guy...
Timer?
Mm-hm.
How long?
Four months, and some change.
Hot!
The closer they get to D-Day
the more inclined they are to
throw you around a little bit.
It was so hot. It was just so...
unbelievably hot!
He kisses like, um...
Uh, I don't even know.
And he has really big hands!
I'm so proud of you.
Seriously, Oona.
You've finally got laid proper.
See? One night stands.
That's what it's all about.
Yeah, though, I don't really
know if I'd classify it as a
"one night stand" though.
Uh, well, you're not gonna
see him again, right?
Oona?
Even if your mismatched Timers
weren't a recipe for disaster,
he's not gonna want a repeat
of last night, they never do.
But! It was fun, right?
Yeah, no, it was so fun.
Fun.
You want animal pancakes?
Uh, when do I not
want animal pancakes?
- Ten.
- Ten.
- Nine.
- Nine.
- Eight.
- Eight.
- Seven.
- Seven.
- Six.
- Six. Come on, Jess.
- Five.
- Five.
- Four.
- Four.
- Three.
- Three.
- Two.
- Two.
- One.
- One.
Midnight!
The next time it makes that noise
is when you make eye contact
with your One.
But it'll be much louder.
Scared the sh*t out of me.
Be ready.
- Can I go to bed now?
- Honey...
How can you sleep?
This is better than Christmas!
Sometime in the next 24 hours
You are gonna meet the girl
that you will spend the
rest of your life with!
Yeah.
With his large hands the color
of Madeleine's afternoon tea
Mowgli encircled her tiny waist.
Her inhibitions melted.
"Oh Mowgli, missionary work is
so much harder than I imagined."
She quickly discovered it
wasn't all that was hard...
Oops! Naughty bits.
Oona? How did it go with Guy?
It's okay.
I don't really think
there's much there.
Well, you can't be sure
until he gets his Timer.
No stone unturned, sweetheart.
Okay, Mom.
Girls, you don't realize
how lucky you are.
Your generation has been spared
the emotional carnage of divorce.
The soul-crushing pain of
unreciprocated infatuation.
The humiliation. Not to mention
possible venereal fallout
of reckless promiscuity.
It used to be so awful.
What a mess.
We are so lucky that
since your Mom died, Steph,
and my disastrous marriage.
Paul and I found each other.
How perfect is our family?
- Perfect.
- Perfecto.
And don't you two feel like
you were meant to be sisters?
- Yes
- Yes
And it's all thanks to the Timer.
Jesse!
Jesse! Is that her?
- I gotta go.
- Bye.
Excellent, Marion,
now spit on your hand and go
wipe something off his face.
That's not her.
So?
Did it happen?
No.
What's wrong with an impromptu
pizza night with Sheila's girls?
Yeah. Some snacks, an arranged marriage.
I'm just saying it's not up
to you to orchestrate this.
Luz. Are you leaving?
Si, Mrs. Marion, ya me voy.
Hola, Eduardo.
Oh, is that your daughter?
Si, es mi hija.
Soledad! Por favor.
Saludale.
Hello Mrs. DePaul. I'm Soledad.
It's nice to meet you.
She's lovely, Luz.
This is my daughter, Oona, and
my stepdaughter, Steph.
And this is Jesse.
Well!
Eduardo!
This is terrific!
Isn't this terrific, Jesse?
Here she is!
Hi.
Que paso?
Sono la cosa.
- Con el?
- Ya el sound Timer.
- Esta luz segura que...
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