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There's no one lesson

for that,

but 1003 lessons to find happiness

in your daily life!

Even if for a brief moment.

This is lesson number one:

Happiness

is in small things.

Happiness

is in small things.

Good night, dear Kika.

You're so silly!

Good night, Ramiro.

You are a winner.

Don't listen to what

other people say, all right?

Sleep tight.

Good night, Mayakovski.

I'll finish the book with a tip:

In this life,

you never stop learning.

If you really want to be happy,

a book won't be enough.

So wait for volume 2:

"1003 More Ways to be Happy."

Carol, you're despicable...

PS:
As a gift, here's happiness tip

no. 1004, just for you.

Arthur?

What is happiness

in 5 letters?

I screamed

as I was on fire...

He wouldn't do anything,

and I was burning.

I have a condition too,

it wasn't just the fire...

The weird thing

is that my ears didn't burn,

my family has always

had big ears...

It's crazy, I feel like

there was a message in it.

But all I could think of

was how much I needed lotion,

it was all I could think of.

Gelatin, anything I could spread

on my face, because it burns,

and I can't deal

with burning to death.

It hurts. That's what happened,

Carol, I had this dream,

it really hurt,

I'm full of sores,

and I couldn't

decipher the riddle.

Kika, it's 6:
00 a.m.

Goddamn it...

Carol, do you have

the ghost writer's number?

I don't know, I hired a company,

nobody knows the guy's name.

Get some sleep, all right?

Carol?

Hi, how are you?

Good morning.

Can you please give me

some information?

Excuseme, what's your name?

Vladimir. I'd like to know the name

of someone who bought my book.

Someone bought the book

you wanted?

No, someone who bought my book.

I'm sorry,

don't you know who I am?

Are you Neymar's sister?

Oh, you're the author!

Sandrinho,

this is the author!

We were reading it yesterday,

and congratulations,

it's really colorful

and vivid.

I need the name of that person,

it's probably in the computer.

It's definitely

in the computer.

Oh, you want me to look it up

and give you the name?

So I should break company rules,

invade the customer's privacy,

put my job on the line,

just because you want me to?

- What's his first name?

- Arthur.

Arthur...

Arthur Glicrio.

Other than

"1003 Ways to be Happy",

he bought Mayakovski's

"The Bedbug"

and a Romero Britto

jigsaw puzzle...

I'm kidding, it was just your

book and Mayakovski's.

- Where does he live?

- That's an invasion of privacy...

- In Osasco.

- Is that far?

That depends, if you're in

or around Osasco, it's nearby.

- What are you doing?

- Calling a cab.

Here's the deal,

I'll drive you there.

We can use my car, you can pay

for gas, which should be R$ 2,000.

- R$ 200.

- Great.

Can I turn on the AC?

It just has a heater.

So, why are you chasing

that guy in Osasco?

- It's a long story.

- Is he an ex-boyfriend?

- No.

- Is he from Tinder?

No, man.

You met on a public restroom,

and you're following him.

No. Women don't want to have sex

with every man they're looking for.

I know that, I'm not sexist.

If you knew how many women came

to my house and didn't want sex,

you'd be impressed.

Well...

Actually,

it has nothing to do with sex,

he just left a riddle for me:

Happiness in 5 letters.

"Happiness"

doesn't have 5 letters.

I know, it's supposed to be

a synonym with 5 letters.

Why do you

want to know that?

- Can I tell you a secret?

- Yes, you can.

- He wrote my book.

- Really?

You didn't write it?

Look at that!

- You don't think that's awful?

- No, I think it's great

that you're not

the idiot who wrote that.

Of course I'm not an idiot,

you idiot, I'm an actress.

- Are you on Big Brother?

- No, I'm on a soap opera.

Which one?

I've seen "Vamp", were you in it?

Sure I was,

and I'm 295 years old.

I don't know, there's Botox,

people get work done.

I play Marcinha

on "Crooked Steps".

- Marcinha on what?

- On "Crooked Steps".

"Crooked Steps"?

You made it up.

Of course not,

it's the current big hit!

There's a catchphrase:

"Manuelinha, give me my cookie!"

It's my catchphrase.

All right. Other than

soap operas, what have you done?

- Well... I've done movies.

- Movies? Really?

- You're a movie actress?

- I am.

That's so cool!

- What have you done?

- I've done comedies.

Come on, you should

do real movies,

like "X-Men",

"The Fast and the Furious"...

- Who watches national comedies?

- Thousands...

- Thousands of idiots!

- Of people, and they love it.

National cinema brings joy

to a lot of people.

- Who watch videos of cats sneezing.

- You're envious of good looking,

- successful people.

- You're not good looking.

And you're a jerk.

- And your hair sucks.

- I lost a bet I placed on Adriano.

I bet he was going to play

in the World Cup.

- I want to leave this car.

- Relax, pretty, successful woman,

- let's light a joint.

- Don't do that!

- Why not?

- People will see me with it!

Don't let go of the wheel,

we're almost in Osasco,

and you'll wish

you were on drugs.

- Relax, successful woman...

- No, no...

- Can I put on some music?

- No.

Cidade Negra!

Listen to Toni's positive lyrics.

He sounds like me.

You need to know

what happens in here

I'll tell you

You're going to understand

the strength of a thought

And never forget it

Thought is a moment

that brings us to emotion

Positive thoughts

are good for the heart

Not the bad ones

not the bad ones

Not the bad ones

If you want to make the crossing

you need to go through

The edge of thought

the edge of thought

- Are you sleeping?

- I can't step on that.

You're making me wait

under the rain in Osasco?

I really can't,

I have OCD with lines.

- OCD?

- Yes, I can't step on lines.

- What's the problem?

- I can't step on lines, I've tried,

and I realized

I was right all along.

- You never step on lines?

- never.

- You're so finicky...

- No, no, wait, don't pick me up!

- Don't put me down!

- It's just regular ground,

you can step on it,

it won't crumble.

Yes, it will.

- Up the stairs...

- All right.

Kika... It's a penis.

Arth...

Arthur?

It's safer if you go alone.

Arthur, excuse me.

Arthur.

Arthur, it's me, Kika.

We've met at my book launch,

the book you wrote.

Can I talk to you

for a second?

Arthur?

Are you naked?

Jesus!

Happiness...

Check this out.

He was literally

playing hangman.

DEATH:

He wrote this for me:

"It's not my best work, but

it's going to be the most read".

He killed himself

because of my book.

- What a jerk!

- No, you're a jerk.

So insensitive...

"It's not my best work, but

it's going to be the most read".

Said Osasco's Dostoyevsky.

Stop making fun of him,

respect the man, don't be an ass!

He killed himself,

okay, but...

It's sad, but maybe nobody read

his books because they sucked,

and now that he's dead,

he deserves a medal? F*** it.

F*** you, you jerk.

No, I don't mean you,

just "f*** it".

All right, and f*** you.

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