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I'm saying the "f*** it"

is not meant for you,

but for what happened,

for that guy killing himself.

It's his thing, not your fault,

don't feel bad.

You're famous, successful,

kind of pretty...

People will

kill themselves for you,

they will kill other people

thinking about you,

they'll try to kill you,

thinking about you,

and masturbate to your Instagram,

it's the beauty of entertainment.

Okay?

Relax, it's normal.

All right?

You can relax. Okay?

Thank you.

Here's a croquette,

eat something.

- No? No? Sure?

- Sure.

- What?

- Can I have some, please?

- Want a bite?

- Get him a new one.

- Bye.

- Bye.

If you need a driver,

I don't have a cell phone,

but I'm giving you my email.

Drop me a "line"

if you need something.

Get it?

I'm referring to your condition...

- Bye.

- Bye.

Oh, there's a problem with

that door, you need to...

All right.

- Bye.

- Bye.

have a good... hotel.

Hey!

You should always...

move forward.

In life.

- What are you doing here?

- Surprise!

What's that thing

on your penis?

- This thing?

- Yes.

It's a portable p*ssy.

You're using a plastic vagina

on my bed.

What's wrong?

Hey, baby...

Don't be like that,

I came from Rio to be with you.

What's wrong?

Come on, sit on my lap.

I had a bunch of appointments,

I unscheduled everything,

- I missed the recording.

- You missed it again?

It was for charity.

It's okay.

I don't know,

it's been so weird...

Today I ended up in a guy's house,

and I didn't even know him.

- You didn't know him?

- I didn't, and...

Caio, what are you doing?

Isn't there a seduction game

going on between us now?

No, Caio, I'm trying

to tell you my life sucks.

I'm about to get real

and give it to you straight.

You said you went to a stranger's

house and had sex with him.

And you don't like it when I try

to use it to spice up our sex life?

We didn't have sex,

he killed himself.

I went to his house,

and he killed himself.

Jesus! You had sex

and he killed himself?

We didn't have sex,

he just killed himself.

- You had sex with a dead guy?

- No!

I got there,

and he killed himself!

- Was it during the sex?

- We didn't have sex!

- You said you did.

- No, he just killed himself.

- I wasn't there.

- Yes, but I was,

and we didn't have sex,

he just killed himself, he's dead.

That's it.

Okay.

That's enough for me.

I'm limp, totally limp.

This is a really negative energy,

it's really low, it's heavy.

- It really is.

- Can we just sleep then?

- Sure.

- Please.

I need to do something,

then we'll cuddle.

Okay.

Who is this?

Good evening, Maria Ins,

how are you?

I got this pay-per-view film

called "Tokyo gangbang 3".

I'm going to read you

the description, okay?

"These Asian,

insatiable girls..."

- There were no Asian girls...

- Caio.

- Just a second, honey.

- We need to talk.

- Kika, did you break up with Caio?

- How do you know that?

I'm on the phone with his manager.

You need to tell me these things.

Hey, darling.

What do you say?

It's confirmed, they've broken up.

Youngsters...

That's a good idea.

"Caras" magazine.

Not "Caras", but "Quem".

No, wait...

- "Marie Claire".

- All right, on "Marie Claire".

Look, we're going to find out

if she gets that part this week,

let's wait until then,

before we publish it.

That's it, that's great!

Thank you, my dear.

Take care, bye, bye.

He was kind of stupid anyway.

I should be happy

because I have a job

I'm a so-called respectful citizen

and I have a good salary

I should be thankful to the Lord

for being successful as an artist

I should be happy

I was able to buy a '73 Ford Corcel

I should be glad I live in Ipanema

after having starved

For two years

in the Marvelous City

I should smile and be proud

for having made it in life

But I think that's a big

and quite dangerous joke

I should be happy

I have everything I wanted

But amazed, I confess

I'm disappointed

It was so easy to get it

now I ask:
So what?

I have great things to achieve

and I can't just stand here

I should be happy the Lord

has granted me a Sunday

To take the family to the zoo

and give the monkeys popcorn

Oh, but I'm irritating

I don't find anything funny

Monkey, beach, car, newspaper,

slide, it's all boring to me

You just look at the mirror

and feel like a huge idiot

To know you're a human

ridiculous and limited

That uses just 10%

of your animal head

And you still think

you're a doctor, a priest, a cop

Who's contributing

to our beautiful society

I won't sit

on the throne of an apartment

With my mouth wide open

full of teeth

Waiting for death to come

because away from flagged fences

which separate the yards

On the calm summit of my seeing eye

the sounding shadow of a UFO

- Darling.

- What?

We're getting the results

for the "Lovegeddon" soap tomorrow,

- on a meeting at the TV station.

- That's good.

Carol, do you...

have you ever felt...

You know...

- What?

- have you ever... Do you...

Like...

have you ever wondered

- what's the point of all this?

- The point of what?

What's the point

of what we're doing,

why are we doing

all of this...

You know?

- I don't.

- You don't?

- I don't.

- You don't?

I never think about that.

Seems like a huge waste of time.

Jamelo.

Want to grab a drink?

DALAI LAMA HAPPINESS

HOW DO YOU CLEAN YOURSELF?

Wait, don't skip the video!

You might know me, I'm Kika,

and I play Marcinha...

F*** you!

- Hello.

- Hi, mom.

- Hi, Kika!

- How are things at home?

Things are great, we had a barbecue

with the gang from Curitiba,

Mait, Sidney, Frota...

You should be here.

- Eduardo's here, talk to him.

- I don't want to talk to him, mom!

Hi, Francisca.

- What's up?

- What's up?

- She said you're on the soap opera.

- The soap's actually over.

- I didn't see it.

- Congratulations.

Are you going

to try college again?

- No, I gave up.

- Can I speak with my mom?

okay. Hey!

Hi, Kika,

how are things in So Paulo?

I'm not doing so good,

I'm actually kind of depressed.

- Francisca's depressed again.

- Damn it, don't tell people that!

Francisca, what's going on?

I don't know.

I'm depressed.

Francisca,

you're in the soap opera, right?

- Right.

- You have two legs, right?

- Right.

- And you're fit, so what's wrong?

Give me that...

Ouch! Crap!

Hello.

So, where are we going?

Anywhere, I just wanted

to leave this place.

Are you all right?

What happened?

Are you laughing or crying?

I am...

This is how I cry...

Okay, but you...

- I'm sorry.

- I know a restaurant,

it's a very nice place.

Let's go there.

- Okay, I'm leaving.

- Wait, hold on!

It's a nice place,

the waiters live in the basement,

- it's a family place.

- There are people smoking

and spitting in the food.

That's cultural,

don't be a bigot.

- I'll have yakisoba.

- I don't think they serve it.

What are you having?

Black tea, pretty woman,

last white dragon, please.

What pretty woman? We serve food.

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