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You can't speak Chinese.

Tiger, tiger and snake.

Tiger, snake and woman.

Are you messing with me?

Do you see a calendar?

Action, extras, lunchtime,

let's pray under the sun.

Shut up, you don't know

what you're saying.

I'm going back to the kitchen

to make whatever I decide,

do you understand?

"Please, please".

White people think I'm stupid!

Get the dirty pan!

Wow, you can

speak Chinese too!

I shot a soap opera in Beijing,

called "Path of China".

I had a job making collection calls

where I had to speak Chinese.

And how are things

at that store?

- It is a store, isn't it?

- Things are great...

- It's crazy, right?

- It's crazy.

Stores are really crazy,

I'm like:
"wow!"

They're crazy.

- I saw your commercial.

- Really? Cool.

- I really liked it.

- Which one?

For an ointment,

or for a car...

- Was it for a PVC pipe?

- That's it! It's great!

I'm not in that commercial,

- You guys, you guys...

- Hey, food!

Thank you.

- It's delicious.

- I found it in the garbage.

A blown up animal,

with grey feet...

- It's all e xpired.

- Those are cubes.

Good luck.

- So, shall we eat?

- I don't think I can eat that.

I'd try it if I were you.

Tomorrow is the most important

day of my life,

I'm worried I might

get constipated.

Man, it feels like an angel

came inside my mouth.

- Let me try it.

- Try it.

- Whoa, it's amazing!

- Isn't it?

- It's really good!

- Try everything.

Wow!

Wow...

- It's the best food I've ever had.

- Right?

My God!

It's delicious!

Try this one.

It's good, right?

In that place, in that location

your eyes looked beautiful

I saw you, it was amazing

we had a chance to talk

I liked you

I want to reach you

There's a magnet

What time is it?

- I don't know, 3:00 a.m.

- I'm f***ed.

I have to go,

I need to wake up early.

For what?

I'll be getting the results

I've been waiting for,

to know if I'll get

the leading role.

- Is that important?

- I've worked for it all my life.

Think of it like this:

It's a job.

If you get it, that's great,

if you don't, even better.

F*** it.

Kika K., to your success.

Vladimir Pereira,

to your career.

- What career?

- You don't have one.

That's true!

- I love that song.

- Let's dance, then.

- Do you like these songs?

- No, I...

It's just for dancing,

I don't listen to them alone,

at home, in the shower,

crying.

- No, no, no, I can't!

- What?

- Seriously, I have that condition.

- It's just plastic, it's not lava!

- I know, I can't do it.

- Just come...

No, no, no!

Stop, stop, stop...

- Don't do...

- I'm not doing anything!

Okay, get up...

It's ax music about

the nuclear holocaust.

We have to dance to it.

It's the last

human adventure on Earth.

Trust me.

My little Eve

our love in the last spaceship

Eve

I'm flying beyond infinity

Alone with you

Flying really high

Eve

Hold me in the space of an instant

Eve

Cover me with your body

and give me

Strength to live on

In the space of an instant

After all

there's nothing else

Beyond the blue sky

for us to fly

Over Rio

Beirut or Madagascar

Listen well, my love

It's the end

of Earth's odyssey

I'm Adam, and you'll be

No!

Calm down, don't stop.

Don't stop, don't stop.

Trust me.

My little Eve

our love in the last spaceship

Eve

I'm flying beyond infinity

Alone with you

Flying really high

Eve

Hold me in the space of an instant

Eve

Cover me with your body

and give me

Strength to live on

In the space of an instant

There goes the octopus...

- Do you want to keep going?

- Yeah.

- What is it, Caio?

- Just a text message, honey.

Forget about it, baby,

come back here.

That b*tch!

Hi, Carol.

I'm not in the hotel,

I didn't sleep there.

Can you pick me up?

Calm down, calm down.

I'm on my way, I slept...

Wait, calm down...

I'm not going to be late, I know.

Can I explain why I'm not there?

It was under risk of...

collapse or something.

Hold on, Carol,

I'm on my way.

Pick me up, I'll send you

the address.

Holy crap, there's a chicken here!

Shoo, shoo!

I'm sending you the address.

How long until you get here?

I'm making coffee,

and I'll be right out.

Take care.

Damn it, Jamelo!

- Hi, Jamelo.

- Hi, how are you?

- Hi, Carol.

- What's with that face?

- What face?

- Like you had sex.

Carol, you're so rude!

- Hi, Caio.

- Hi, Kika.

- How are you?

- Not as good as you,

- but I'm okay.

- I'm not following.

Come on, Francisca,

I've opened myself up to you.

I thought we had something special,

just ours, unique.

Damn, I used

to send you poems.

Caio, "my weewee in your booty"

is not a poem.

And I'm going through a phase

of too much work,

it's been really hard

and confusing.

It's not about you, I just don't

want to involve you in my mess.

I've heard about your little mess.

You don't come to Rio with me,

but you like a little mess

with people from So Paulo!

- You played me for a fool.

- When did I do that?

When you were in So Paulo

and I was here, sad, alone.

- Just masturbating.

- I don't know what you're saying...

F*** you, I have evidence!

Slut...

Can I have some ice, baby?

- Holy crap...

- What's going on?

Caio, listen, can I explain?

I didn't plan for this,

calm down.

Our separation isn't public yet,

but you already have another man?

Do you know what that means?

That Caio Astro was cheated on!

Caio Astro was cheated on!

Caio, calm down.

I know it sounds weird,

but it's not about us,

It wasn't planned.

Caio Astro

wasn't cheated on.

I know, you really weren't!

There's something

I haven't told you, Kika.

- I had sex with Wandinha.

- It's all right, I don't care.

- With Cynthia and Rebecca too.

- You can have sex with all of them.

- And I fingered your cousin.

- So f*** you, you piece of sh*t!

Go lick your plastic p*ssy, jerk!

You gave HPV to everyone

at the soap, they got it from you!

- B*tch.

- F*** you!

Kika, we're going to meet

people from the station,

if sh*t hits the fan,

tell me:
"sh*t hit the fan".

- It didn't.

- It didn't?

- No, it didn't.

- In that case, "Lovegeddon".

- Think positive!

- All right...

- Hi there.

- Kika, Carol, how are you?

- Do you mind waiting a little bit?

- Not at all.

Wait here, please.

- Ingrid! Nice to see you!

- It's good to see you!

- I didn't see you! How are you?

- How are you?

- How have you been?

- I haven't seen you...

- I haven't seen you in here lately.

- I haven't either, are you working?

- I've been doing movies.

- Are they big movies?

I left comedy, I'm doing drama,

auteur cinema in Recife.

- Low-cost movies?

- No, movies for festivals, awards.

I have nothing against TV,

we're in here, right?

This is more popular, I'm doing

something else, you'll get there.

- What are you up to?

- A lot of TV and commercials.

Right, I saw you dancing

with a soda can, it was so cute!

That was a dwarf, okay?

I don't know if you...

Listen, I really admire you.

Out of all young people like you,

who do silly things online,

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