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He's scared I'm gonna need him.
No. He's scared
you're not going to need him.
It's staring you
right in the face, all right.
Every Planet of the Apes movie
Okay, I'm assuming you're talking
about the trilogy
that starts off with Charlton Heston
frolicking naked with a black astronaut.
That typical sci-fi movie
that's about the future
is out of control.
Yeah, it's about race,
but the human race.
No, no, no. It's about
the white man's fear of a black planet.
The darker apes
are bigger and stronger.
The lighter apes are smarter.
That's racist bullshit.
Do you realize
that the original Planet of the Apes
came out on April 3, 1968?
Now, we both know
what happened the next day.
Martin Luther King was killed.
Why don't you just jump in?
You're telling me that James Earl Ray
saw Planet of the Apes
and decided to shoot
Martin Luther King?
Perhaps.
It wasn't the fact
that he was organizing
the Poor People's March
on Washington...
- That, too.
- ...or criticizing
the war or our foreign policy.
What got him shot was talking apes!
Go, Hammy! Go, Hammy!
Go in!
Jump in already!
What I'm saying is,
it's not a coincidence
that a movie about niggas taking over
the world comes out the day before
the most powerful black man on earth
is assassinated.
It's not a coincidence. It's not.
Okay, you know what?
I will give it to you.
There are some subliminal messages
in that movie.
Yes, there are.
But you know what? It's just a movie.
It's never... It's never just a movie.
Yes, sometimes it's just a movie.
It's never just a song!
It's never just a book.
I don't care what Michelle Obama says.
I'm like, fry or die.
Give me some fries.
I thought you didn't want none.
Fry or die.
Now, do you always keep
hot sauce in your bag?
Yeah, I like my sh*t hot.
In my apartment, I keep a bottle
in every room, like smoke detectors.
Hammy! Hammy! Hammy! Hammy!
Jump in already!
Come on, hurry up!
Hey!
Bill Murray?
Bill Murray's like,
you know, perhaps top three
funniest human beings
to ever walk the earth.
And the guy you most likely
want to hang out with
and drop his name, like,
"Yeah, I know Bill Murray.
"I was just talking to Bill Murray
the other day."
- Charlie Chaplin?
- Charlie Chaplin.
He started this sh*t.
He's the KRS-One of comedy.
The KRS-One.
He's the Grandmaster Flash of ha-ha.
I don't think people
actually read Capote.
That's one of my tests to people.
I say that and they're like, "Yeah,
"you know, I really loved
Breakfast at Tiffany's."
And I'm like, "You haven't read
Truman Capote. Stop."
Bill Cosby is the greatest storyteller.
- Richard Pryor?
the most honest human being.
Even Jesus
didn't tell his followers everything.
Like Rich...
Eddie Murphy.
I once saw Murphy and Michael Jackson
within two months of each other,
and Eddie was better.
- Love in the Time of Cholera.
- Yes, yes.
And he says, "Too much love
is as bad for this as no love at all."
That kind of broke my heart.
Yeah, I mean, it's hard to
f*** somebody on a pedestal.
- Beautiful. Taraji!
- Andre!
Gabby, over here!
- This way, Gabby!
- Hammy, this way!
Andre, over to the right.
Big smile, Gabby.
Married.
You're getting married, huh?
You couldn't tell me?
Can I get you two to smile?
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Taraji, this way.
How can you keep your private life
separate from your public life
when you're going through
something this weekend
which combines the two?
Your upcoming marriage
is getting more press than this movie.
I mean, I'm watching,
like, television...
Everybody's talking about that.
Nobody's talking about this.
Can we talk about the movie?
What kind of ratings
do you think you're gonna get?
I was hoping for a little more comedy.
Okay, you got two minutes, everybody.
Two minutes.
Do you think they only wanna see you...
You maybe stereotyped yourself
and, you know,
that people don't wanna accept you
in a serious role?
We want to see you funny.
I already told you.
I ain't got time for your bullshit, Silk.
I'm seeing somebody.
Hey, no problem. Come on.
If you don't get the f*** out my face...
How do you think it went?
The press was all over the place.
I'm just glad they showed up.
I mean, honestly,
the most important thing right now
is that people come out
and see the movie.
You mean,
the most important thing isn't
the "Wedding Spectacular Spectacular"?
I did not say that.
Okay, so you don't wanna be funny.
Excuse me.
So, you don't wanna make
funny movies anymore.
And they don't want to take
your "serious" seriously.
I'm sorry.
So why not embrace
the wedding spectacle?
I'm a guy, come on.
I didn't grow up dreaming of a wedding.
There's no Grooms magazine.
They don't have a groomal registry.
Weddings aren't for guys.
Why don't you embrace it?
If you hate it so much,
why are you even doing it?
Erica helped me get clean.
I don't have time for this, Dre.
I'm not gonna be your audience.
"I'm not gonna be your audience"?
Audience to my bullshit.
If you don't have an audience,
it's hard to put on a show.
Brad?
Hey.
- Happy birthday. Oh, my God.
- Thank you.
How are you? I tried calling you all day.
I was so worried.
Yeah, yeah... No, I'm fine, I'm fine.
I was just in meetings.
Hey, Andre Allen!
Hey! White Brad!
Happy birthday.
Thank you, man.
I cannot wait to see the movie.
I'm so glad somebody's
finally telling Boukman's story.
I mean, no one talks about
the Maroon slaves.
I know, they're so overlooked.
- It's crazy.
- It's crazy.
Okay, so what have you
been doing all day?
Well, it's my birthday.
You know, I've been treating myself.
Went uptown, did a little shopping,
didn't find anything.
What are you doing here?
I just was, like, going to check out
the gift shop. 'Cause you never know...
Is that Ryan?
Yeah, Ryan's here.
Hey, Ryan!
Ryan, look who I ran into.
Hey, Chelsea. How's it going, guys?
I'm also here because Ryan,
was just showing me the lounge here
because he knows
the manager of the hotel
and he's thinking maybe
I could be spinning here soon, so...
And that's why you couldn't contact me?
My phone is, like, going nuts lately.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm changing plans.
Is he wearing the shirt
that I bought you?
I have to go.
Look, I was gonna call you, okay?
How much longer are you guys
gonna be doing this thing?
I think you should go after him.
Look, it's Hammy!
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, you okay?
Yeah. No.
I'm...
I'm going to call my sponsor, okay?
I'm sorry.
Just because he had a room key
and was wearing a shirt
you bought Brad,
that doesn't mean anything.
I mean, guys trade clothes
Maybe it was chilly,
you know what I mean?
Maybe they called up each other...
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