Topsy-Turvy Page #4
How shall I put this?
My tunes, my orchestrations, | are becoming repetitious.
I've rung all the changes possible | in the way of variety of rhythm.
I have such respect for your words...
...that I have continually kept down | my music in order that they can be heard.
It's no more than word-setting.
Sullivan, I have always | subordinated my words to your music.
Oh, I think not.
You've often expatiated | on the thorough good feeling...
...with which we've worked together. | - Unquestionably.
But I want a chance for my music | to act in its own proper sphere.
It does. It always has and it always will.
It must be allowed to intensify the | emotional depth not only of your words...
...but of the situation, which can | be humorous, dramatic... What you will.
Of course. It goes without saying.
You teach me the ABC of my profession.
Now. Would you care for me | to read this to you or not?
- Where is it set? | - In the Sicilian mountains.
Plenty of scope there for Gypsy music, | one might suggest.
Now, the local alchemist | is killed in an explosion...
...and there, amongst his effects, | a chorus of villagers discover a potion.
- Magic, no doubt. | - Indeed.
I thought as much.
The effect of this magic potion is | to transform the character who takes it...
...into whatever he or she | is pretending to be.
- You and your world of Topsy-Turvydom!
In 1881, it was a magic coin.
And before that, it was a magic lozenge.
And in 1877, it was an elixir.
In this instance, it is a magic potion.
"Act One. Scene:
...a mountain inn | on a picturesque Sicilian pass."
"A range of mountains | with Etna in the distance."
- I've made you some beef tea, Mr Gilbert. | - Take it away.
You've not had anything | since yesterday afternoon, sir.
- Take it away. | - You can't work on an empty stomach.
Can't work at all, Mrs Judd, | if I'm being constantly pestered...
...by interfering women with hot beef tea, | cold compresses, mustard poultices...
...and excessive attacks | of philanthropic zeal.
- How's my wounded soldier? | - He's not doing as he's told, madam.
Oh, isn't he now?
Willie, are you intending | to visit the dentist tomorrow?
- You really... | - Oh, for God's sake! You pair of harpies!
Get out! I'm working!
- Willie. | - Madam...
I had rather spend an afternoon | in a Turkish bath with my mother...
...than visit the dratted dentist.
Very well.
Good night!
- She's being just a little bit tricky.
She's coming.
Well done, Mr Gilbert!
Rinse.
She's a beauty.
- Open wide. | - Wh... What?
- Bite... really hard.
I must say, my wife and I | did find "Princess Ida"...
...rather too long, don't you know.
Try not to speak, old chap.
I do hope you've enjoyed your evening...
...but before we say farewell, | may I suggest an impromptu?
Mr Walter Simmonds | has generously offered...
...to accompany me on the harmonium!
Now, we have another very young | hopeful with us this evening...
...who has kindly agreed to accompany us | with a new composition of his own.
The Lost Chord!
Sir Arthur informed me | a few moments ago...
...that he cannot entirely | recall his new piece.
- Merci, madame.
# Seated one day at the organ
# I was weary and ill at ease
# And my fingers wandered idly
# Over the noisy keys
# I know not what I was playing
# Or what I was dreaming then
# But I struck one chord of music
# Like the sound of a great amen
# Like the sound
# Of a great amen
It's ridiculous.
It is. I sent him the thing | on Monday of last week.
He could have read it on the same day. | At the very least on Tuesday.
Now ten days have passed | and not a word.
- This concerns me greatly. | - It concerns "me" greatly.
- You'll have to go and see him. | - I'll be buggered if I do any such thing!
I present the man with my idea, | he rejects it...
...I respond in detail to his misgivings | but answer came there none.
Either he hasn't read it, | or he has read it and he doesn't like it.
If he doesn't, he should say so. | At least we shall know where we stand.
- Go and see him. | - No, Carte! You go and see him.
I've no more shots in my locker.
Sullivan & Gilbert! Who are they?
At least we're going to | revive "The Sorcerer".
Only as a stopgap.
- It's breathing space. | - It won't run more than three months.
Your unbounded optimism | is inspiring, Carte.
I have great confidence in "The Sorcerer", | but I'm not in the business of revivals.
You are now. Since you've decided | to withdraw the ailing "Princess Ida"...
...in spite of the cooler weather.
# Demon souls come here in shoals
# This fearful deed inspire
# Appear! Appear!
# Appear!
# Good master, we are here!
# Noisome hags of night
# Imps of deadly shade
# Pallid ghosts
# Arise in hosts
# And lend me all your aid
# Appear!
# Appear!
# Appear!
# Good master, we are here!
# Hark, hark, they assemble
# Oh, Alexis, I tremble
# Seek safety in flight!
# Let us fly to a far-off land
# Where peace and plenty dwell
# Where the sigh of the silver strand
# To the joys that land will give
# On the wings of Love we'll fly
# There to die
# To live and die
# Too late, too late
# Too late, too late
# That may not be!
# It may not be
# That happy fate
# Is not for thee
# That happy fate
# Is not for thee
# Now, shrivelled hags with poison bags
# Discharge your loathsome loads
# Spit flame and fire, unholy choir
# Belch forth your venom, toads
# Ye demons fell with yelp and yell
# Shed curses far afield
# Ye fiends of night, your filthy blight
Number one!
# It is done!
Number two.
# One too few!
Number three!
# Set us free! Set us free! | Our work is done
# Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
# Ha ha ha haa!
# Let us fly to a far-off land
# Where peace and plenty dwell
# Too late, too late
# Let us fly where the silver strand | is echoed in every shell
# Too late, too late
# Let us fly! Let us fly!
# That happy fate
# Let us fly! Let us fly!
- How many today, Jessie? | - Only nine, alas!
"Oh, alas!"
I have received none today.
I'm utterly neglected.
Have these, you poor soul!
I don't want your scraps, Jessie Bond.
Too vigorous, Emily. Apply the bandage.
Beg your pardon, Miss Bond.
- Shall I ever find anybody again? | - Don't be so gloomy, Leonora.
Sadly, I seem to appeal | only to elderly gentlemen.
Quel dommage!
I've told you what you must do.
The last thing a girl wants | after an evening's performance...
...is to have to go and sing | all night for London society.
Idle ladies and their odious husbands.
One has to sing for one's supper.
It's damned exhausting. I detest it.
Anyway, they're not all married.
And some of them | are rather cute and courteous.
You have them dangling | on a leash, Jessie.
One must keep oneself amused, | don't you know?
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