Topsy-Turvy Page #4

Synopsis: After their production "Princess Ida" meets with less-than-stunning reviews, the relationship between Gilbert and Sullivan is strained to breaking. Their friends and associates attempt to get the two to work together again, which opens the way to "The Mikado," one of the duo's greatest successes.
Director(s): Mike Leigh
Production: October Films
  Won 2 Oscars. Another 11 wins & 27 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.4
Metacritic:
90
Rotten Tomatoes:
89%
R
Year:
1999
154 min
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How shall I put this?

My tunes, my orchestrations, | are becoming repetitious.

I've rung all the changes possible | in the way of variety of rhythm.

I have such respect for your words...

...that I have continually kept down | my music in order that they can be heard.

It's no more than word-setting.

Sullivan, I have always | subordinated my words to your music.

Oh, I think not.

You've often expatiated | on the thorough good feeling...

...with which we've worked together. | - Unquestionably.

But I want a chance for my music | to act in its own proper sphere.

It does. It always has and it always will.

It must be allowed to intensify the | emotional depth not only of your words...

...but of the situation, which can | be humorous, dramatic... What you will.

Of course. It goes without saying.

You teach me the ABC of my profession.

Now. Would you care for me | to read this to you or not?

- Where is it set? | - In the Sicilian mountains.

Plenty of scope there for Gypsy music, | one might suggest.

Now, the local alchemist | is killed in an explosion...

...and there, amongst his effects, | a chorus of villagers discover a potion.

- Magic, no doubt. | - Indeed.

I thought as much.

The effect of this magic potion is | to transform the character who takes it...

...into whatever he or she | is pretending to be.

- You and your world of Topsy-Turvydom!

In 1881, it was a magic coin.

And before that, it was a magic lozenge.

And in 1877, it was an elixir.

In this instance, it is a magic potion.

"Act One. Scene:

...a mountain inn | on a picturesque Sicilian pass."

"A range of mountains | with Etna in the distance."

- I've made you some beef tea, Mr Gilbert. | - Take it away.

You've not had anything | since yesterday afternoon, sir.

- Take it away. | - You can't work on an empty stomach.

Can't work at all, Mrs Judd, | if I'm being constantly pestered...

...by interfering women with hot beef tea, | cold compresses, mustard poultices...

...and excessive attacks | of philanthropic zeal.

- How's my wounded soldier? | - He's not doing as he's told, madam.

Oh, isn't he now?

Willie, are you intending | to visit the dentist tomorrow?

- You really... | - Oh, for God's sake! You pair of harpies!

Get out! I'm working!

- Willie. | - Madam...

I had rather spend an afternoon | in a Turkish bath with my mother...

...than visit the dratted dentist.

Very well.

Good night!

- She's being just a little bit tricky.

She's coming.

Well done, Mr Gilbert!

Rinse.

She's a beauty.

- Open wide. | - Wh... What?

- Bite... really hard.

I must say, my wife and I | did find "Princess Ida"...

...rather too long, don't you know.

Try not to speak, old chap.

I do hope you've enjoyed your evening...

...but before we say farewell, | may I suggest an impromptu?

Mr Walter Simmonds | has generously offered...

...to accompany me on the harmonium!

Now, we have another very young | hopeful with us this evening...

...who has kindly agreed to accompany us | with a new composition of his own.

The Lost Chord!

Sir Arthur informed me | a few moments ago...

...that he cannot entirely | recall his new piece.

- Merci, madame.

# Seated one day at the organ

# I was weary and ill at ease

# And my fingers wandered idly

# Over the noisy keys

# I know not what I was playing

# Or what I was dreaming then

# But I struck one chord of music

# Like the sound of a great amen

# Like the sound

# Of a great amen

It's ridiculous.

It is. I sent him the thing | on Monday of last week.

He could have read it on the same day. | At the very least on Tuesday.

Now ten days have passed | and not a word.

- This concerns me greatly. | - It concerns "me" greatly.

- You'll have to go and see him. | - I'll be buggered if I do any such thing!

I present the man with my idea, | he rejects it...

...I respond in detail to his misgivings | but answer came there none.

Either he hasn't read it, | or he has read it and he doesn't like it.

If he doesn't, he should say so. | At least we shall know where we stand.

- Go and see him. | - No, Carte! You go and see him.

I've no more shots in my locker.

Sullivan & Gilbert! Who are they?

At least we're going to | revive "The Sorcerer".

Only as a stopgap.

- It's breathing space. | - It won't run more than three months.

Your unbounded optimism | is inspiring, Carte.

I have great confidence in "The Sorcerer", | but I'm not in the business of revivals.

You are now. Since you've decided | to withdraw the ailing "Princess Ida"...

...in spite of the cooler weather.

# Sprites of earth and air

# Fiends of flame and fire

# Demon souls come here in shoals

# This fearful deed inspire

# Appear! Appear!

# Appear!

# Good master, we are here!

# Noisome hags of night

# Imps of deadly shade

# Pallid ghosts

# Arise in hosts

# And lend me all your aid

# Appear!

# Appear!

# Appear!

# Good master, we are here!

# Hark, hark, they assemble

# These fiends of the night

# Oh, Alexis, I tremble

# Seek safety in flight!

# Let us fly to a far-off land

# Where peace and plenty dwell

# Where the sigh of the silver strand

# Is echoed in every shell

# To the joys that land will give

# On the wings of Love we'll fly

# In innocence there to live

# In innocence there to die

# In innocence there to live

# There to die

# To live and die

# Too late, too late

# Too late, too late

# That may not be!

# It may not be

# That happy fate

# Is not for thee

# That happy fate

# Is not for thee

# Now, shrivelled hags with poison bags

# Discharge your loathsome loads

# Spit flame and fire, unholy choir

# Belch forth your venom, toads

# Ye demons fell with yelp and yell

# Shed curses far afield

# Ye fiends of night, your filthy blight

# In noisome plenty yield

Number one!

# It is done!

Number two.

# One too few!

Number three!

# Set us free! Set us free! | Our work is done

# Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

# Ha ha ha haa!

# Let us fly to a far-off land

# Where peace and plenty dwell

# Too late, too late

# Let us fly where the silver strand | is echoed in every shell

# Too late, too late

# Let us fly! Let us fly!

# That happy fate

# Let us fly! Let us fly!

- How many today, Jessie? | - Only nine, alas!

"Oh, alas!"

I have received none today.

I'm utterly neglected.

Have these, you poor soul!

I don't want your scraps, Jessie Bond.

Too vigorous, Emily. Apply the bandage.

Beg your pardon, Miss Bond.

- Shall I ever find anybody again? | - Don't be so gloomy, Leonora.

Sadly, I seem to appeal | only to elderly gentlemen.

Quel dommage!

I've told you what you must do.

The last thing a girl wants | after an evening's performance...

...is to have to go and sing | all night for London society.

Idle ladies and their odious husbands.

One has to sing for one's supper.

It's damned exhausting. I detest it.

Anyway, they're not all married.

And some of them | are rather cute and courteous.

You have them dangling | on a leash, Jessie.

One must keep oneself amused, | don't you know?

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Mike Leigh

Mike Leigh (born 20 February 1943) is an English writer and director of film and theatre. He studied at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art (RADA) before honing his directing skills at East 15 Acting School and further at the Camberwell School of Art and the Central School of Art and Design. He began as a theatre director and playwright in the mid-1960s. In the 1970s and 1980s his career moved between theatre work and making films for BBC Television, many of which were characterised by a gritty "kitchen sink realism" style. His well-known films include the comedy-dramas Life is Sweet (1990) and Career Girls (1997), the Gilbert and Sullivan biographical film Topsy-Turvy (1999), and the bleak working-class drama All or Nothing (2002). His most notable works are the black comedy-drama Naked (1993), for which he won the Best Director Award at Cannes, the Oscar-nominated, BAFTA and Palme d'Or-winning drama Secrets & Lies (1996), the Golden Lion winning working-class drama Vera Drake (2004), and the Palme d'Or nominated biopic Mr. Turner (2014). Some of his notable stage plays include Smelling A Rat, It's A Great Big Shame, Greek Tragedy, Goose-Pimples, Ecstasy, and Abigail's Party.Leigh is known for his lengthy rehearsal and improvisation techniques with actors to build characters and narrative for his films. His purpose is to capture reality and present "emotional, subjective, intuitive, instinctive, vulnerable films." His aesthetic has been compared to the sensibility of the Japanese director Yasujirō Ozu. His films and stage plays, according to critic Michael Coveney, "comprise a distinctive, homogenous body of work which stands comparison with anyone's in the British theatre and cinema over the same period." Coveney further noted Leigh's role in helping to create stars – Liz Smith in Hard Labour, Alison Steadman in Abigail's Party, Brenda Blethyn in Grown-Ups, Antony Sher in Goose-Pimples, Gary Oldman and Tim Roth in Meantime, Jane Horrocks in Life is Sweet, David Thewlis in Naked—and remarked that the list of actors who have worked with him over the years—including Paul Jesson, Phil Daniels, Lindsay Duncan, Lesley Sharp, Kathy Burke, Stephen Rea, Julie Walters – "comprises an impressive, almost representative, nucleus of outstanding British acting talent." Ian Buruma, writing in The New York Review of Books in January 1994, noted: "It is hard to get on a London bus or listen to the people at the next table in a cafeteria without thinking of Mike Leigh. Like other wholly original artists, he has staked out his own territory. Leigh's London is as distinctive as Fellini's Rome or Ozu's Tokyo." more…

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