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- PASSED
- Year:
- 1936
- 75 min
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One of these excellent
cream tarts?
Hey?
It'll cost you nothing whatever.
Oh, don't take it. Don't eat it.
Then you'll see what happens.
Go on. Don't take it.
What are you talking about?
Don't take it, and you'll die
laughing when you see.
Nah. Take it away.
Sorry.
Man:
He's been going up and downthe street for half an hour.
Blimey if he ain't.
before he becomes wild.
No, no, no, major,
not at the moment.
Come on.
Eat up, eat up.
Everybody, get out.
And you, too. Go on.
You can't make this service
part of my place.
You're not bringing
any business.
Your point is well taken, sir,
and not without justice.
Oh, oh, quite right, sir.
Quite right.
Gentlemen,
will you do me the honor.
Of accepting
one of my cream tarts?
Oh, no, I don't think
I'd better.
Thank you very much.
Ooh, but I can assure you
of their quality,
Having eaten no less than 2 dozen
and 3 of them myself since 5:00.
Sir, the quality of the gift
does not interest me.
As much as the spirit
in which it is offered.
The spirit, sir,
is one of mockery.
Mockery? Whom do you
mock? Oh, myself, sir.
Only myself and my life,
Which now draws swiftly
to an end.
And now, gentlemen, I hope
you'll have one of my tarts.
For if you don't,
I must eat my 28th,
And I own to being weary
of the exercise.
Sir, you spoke of the end
of your life.
I did, sir.
But now, uh -
Not until I know
what the end of your life.
Has to do with these no doubt
superior cream tarts.
A fair inquiry, my dear sir.
It is only that I happen
to be cursed.
With a sense
of the fitness of things.
In bringing to a close
a life spent in folly,
It seems only right
to conclude it.
In the silliest
imaginable manner.
Sir, you are either
a madman or a poet.
Both, sir.
And now, gentlemen, if you'll
We should be delighted... upon
one condition. And that is?
That you join us for dinner
by way of recompense.
Oh, you're very kind, sir, but I
still have a number of tarts left.
How many?
There appear to be, um, 10.
My companion and I
are deeply sympathetic.
Over your predicament,
are we not, major?
Huh? Oh, yes, rather.
I propose that we each eat three
of the cream tarts,
The remaining one
to be disposed of by lot.
Shall we toss for it?
As you wish, sir.
Odd man gets the extra tart.
Mine's a head, sir.
And mine.
Yes, mine's a tail, hang it all.
Lucky chap.
as a spendthrift,
I am penniless.
Having overindulged in all
the pleasures of the world,
I can no longer enjoy anything.
In short, the story of
a ridiculous and futile life.
I hope I haven't bored you
with the telling.
On the contrary, sir,
it's been very interesting -
A picture of a life extravagant,
romantic, and useless.
I feel a great kinship
with you, sir.
Thank you.
Perhaps then you can understand
how a man as young as I.
Can be so heartily weary of life.
That he literally has made up
his mind to die.
A very understandable
philosophy indeed, sir.
May I remind you
that we're expected elsewhere?
And I too have a last
appointment that will not wait.
Gentlemen, I've exceedingly
enjoyed your company.
I regret that we shan't meet
again in this world.
This appointment of which
you speak -
Forgive me, sir.
It concerns myself,
myself alone.
I do not ask from idle
curiosity, believe me.
I go to keep my tryst
with death.
Please, do me the courtesy, sir,
of believing me.
I would not doubt
your words, sir.
But have you considered the
result of so serious an action?
Think of your family,
think of your good name,
The stigma of suicide.
Surely, this very sense
of the fitness of things.
Of which you speak
should prevent you -
Now, there I have you.
It is my one last victory
over life.
That I have found a way to
achieve death without the disgrace.
That ordinarily
attaches itself to suicide.
I do not understand you, sir.
How is that possible?
I regret that I'm not at liberty
to tell you that, sir.
May I again tell you that I
do not ask from idle curiosity?
I don't follow you.
Perhaps you will
if I tell you, though,
You had no way of knowing.
That you see before you
two gentlemen.
As desperate as yourself.
Indeed?
My friend the major
will corroborate me.
What do you mean?
I mean that my unfortunate
friend and I.
Are no less determined than you.
To put an end to an existence
which is bitter and futile.
Like you, we seek an exit.
Which is not too vulgar
for men of taste and quality.
Oh, look here, I say -
Surely, gentlemen,
you speak in jest.
But that is your affair.
Here is your health.
And good night to you,
Since we are determined,
why can't we go,
All three of us,
together into the next world?
Gentlemen,
even in this brief meeting,
I've come to like you
very greatly indeed.
Why should I not
repay your kindness.
By doing you perhaps
the greatest service.
That, under the circumstances,
one man may do another?
Why not, indeed?
But first, I have your word that
you won't betray my confidence?
Of course. Uh-Huh.
Good.
Then you may consider
your problems at an end.
Splendid.
And how is this arranged?
Quite simply. The suicide club.
Suicide club?
Exactly.
Death's private door.
Once through that door,
All is arranged for you
by expert minds.
By your own choice, you die,
but not by your own hands,
Swiftly, apparently accidently,
without the disgrace of suicide.
In short, in a manner
becoming a gentleman.
You amaze me, sir.
I trust that you will again
do me the honor.
Not to doubt my word.
It does indeed exist.
Only naturally,
it's a very secret enterprise.
And how are these extraordinary
results obtained?
For that, no man may know.
Until he enters the portals
of the club.
can't take us with you?
Not if you have
100 pounds apiece.
Aha, 100 pounds. There you are.
Not for me. It's
the admission fee to the club.
The rule is strict.
Accursed life, but even decent
death has become a luxury.
Well, gentlemen,
it's getting late.
Do you come with me
or not? By all means.
And you, sir? Uh, yes, rather.
Then we must be off.
In half an hour,
the door will be barred.
The door? What door?
The door of death.
Return to the hotel.
Follow that cab,
not too closely.
Uh, will you, major?
Oh, yes.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll
go make a preliminary arrangement.
With the president of the club.
Of all your follies, this is
the wildest and most dangerous.
While there's still time, I -
Aren't you attaching
too much importance.
To this young man's
story, major?
Surely, nothing so preposterous
really exists.
How do we know it?
It may be a plot.
It may be anything.
I see in it some elaborate
sort of a joke,
Some ingenious machinery
to relieve us of 200 pounds.
But we'd be buying
200 pounds worth.
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