Ucho Page #4
- Year:
- 1970
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and tell them that I'm just coming...
...so that they stop that infernal ringing!
He's coming
I give you my word of honour
that I didn't do anything
- Is he coming or not?
- He's just staring
So tell him not to stare
I put some things in your case
- His old woman is with him
- Don't come with me
I put in your pyjamas
and some shirts and socks
Please... go back
I just pressed the bell
and it kept on ringing
Do you always have trouble
with the stupid thing?
No, never. But it could have happened
I must have pressed it too hard
We didn't need to ring.
Are these your keys?
That small one is for the house, isn't it?
Yes, I think they are ours.
My wife must have lost them somewhere
We said that we'd bring them.
You left them there
- standa told us to, but...
- He didn't survive the journey
Pick him up so that
his private parts don't catch cold!
This is Ludvik, my best friend
He's a minister, you clowns!
And these are my best... schoolmates
- No, my best workmates!
- Careful. No names
Yes, all members of authority
have pseudonyms
They're writers
The Brothers Grimm!
Comrade Gibulka!
Stay in that chair
- Comrade Kopackova!
- Don't you recognise me?
Remember,
we used to pick up girls in the army
You climbed in through that window
And I shacked up
with that fast piece at the station
It's me, standa
BEAUTIFUL AND AFFLUEN You'll sit next to the comrade
Do you remember going to that bash?
Wasn't it great
going to a dance... by tank!
- Could I buy more of these prints?
- Of course
Come and have
My wife is looking for me
I'll take you somewhere
where she won't be able to find you
see that one over there with the b*obs?
She's enough to make you cry
Meet my commander
Hi
but your wife should be young
He was the greatest comedian
in the world!
Then we all got married
and the cage door shut!
Has the comrade gone?
He went off to show
the new ambassador Prague by night
But I've lined up people
for a photo session
Do you want me
to take the picture for you?
- Put a clean cloth on the table
- Haven't we got a clean table cloth?
- No
I hope we didn't disturb you, comrade?
- Haven't we met before?
- I doubt it
Make some coffee, will you?
And get that brandy
I brought back from Moscow
Annie, give us
the best brand of brandy...
I remember her coming to visit you
in the army
We had to hunt you down when you
were shacking up with that skinny bird
What did you kick me for?
I know how to behave in company
Can we smoke here?
Where are the sewage works
around here?
I have to make an inspection
Can you get up these stairs?
The one downstairs is blocked
Take it easy.
I've also got a dragon at home
A real old vampire
How did they know those were
our keys? Why did they come?
- Is this a pub or what?
- He can hear you
I want him to hear me. Throw them out!
a bottle standing there?
Did lightening strike your bog?
How come the seat caught fire?
Come and wash your hands
I left my jacket in there
Drink up.
The comrade deputy needs his sleep
There's no need to rush, boys
It's only 8:
30pm in Australia.One for the road
Cheers!
- Let's go, gentlemen
- so soon?
We can't accept those, comrade
Ludvik's great!
I told you he's a brilliant guy
If you see some guys hanging about,
they are ours
We did over next door.
You heard Klepac, didn't you?
Yes, I did
Maybe the security guys are still there.
Did you see anyone in the garden?
- No. In the garden?
- They've probably called it a day
Bye, guys!
These are the best looking
girls from Broumov
Well built, aren't they?
You don't think they're held up
by scaffolding? Give him his award
- We've brought you this from Broumov
- It's upside down
so you can take
some good measurements at home
- Careful, the colour will wear off
From our office. She's game for anything
for opening his big mouth
We finally got her to divorce him.
Did you have to give them the cake?
You would have given our house away!
with our anniversary cake!
Forget the flaming cake
I'm just happy things
turned out the way they did
You can clear up this mess.
I won't touch anything
I wouldn't expect you to
If I want to eat off a clean plate,
I must buy it first
I'll buy you two cakes in the morning.
Go and change
I'm in no mood to play the scarlet woman
What did they say
about Kosara and Klepac?
Why should they say anything?
They must have told you
why they took them in
Didn't you ask them anything?
I'll get you your things.
Where's your nightie?
At least one of you
has to ask about Kosara
At least ask what has become of him!
Let the Ear hear this
Always having to shut the door!
Not even gypsies
have to make love in the kitchen!
Not even the Hottentots
do it on the floor!
We can go in the bedroom
I don't like being recorded
when I'm enjoying myself
If they took Kosara's wife, they'll have
to let her go. She's got children
She hasn't got anyone in Prague
This is the last one
Kosara didn't want to submit the report.
You should tell someone
- That would be a long story
- Let's talk then. We can't sleep anyway
Do I have to waffle on about it
with you too?
Do I worry about your plans?
Where are my pills?
- Have you seen my pills?
- They wouldn't work for me anyway
Don't play the poor boy with me
How often have I lain awake
with you snoring away?
Why are you looking at me like that?
How should I know
why they took them in?
Did I inform on Kosara?
They could just as easily have taken me
How do I know
But while Kosara's inside,
they come here to live it up
You know what?
Yeah. I shouldn't finish this bottle
Because Ludek
shouldn't see me in this state
I remember all you've told me
in the past ten years
- It's only ten sentences anyway
- Get stuffed
Which makes it nine now
Hey! That cigarette is mine
Who's there?
- Who the hell are you phoning?
- I tried Kosara's wife
some man answered
He used the other phone to call
the operator to find out who was calling
They'll think I phoned Kosara!
No, they won't. The Ear is listening!
Why would you want to call him
if he's inside?
You're a big help!
Put that down!
That was not my husband phoning,
it was me!
You said Kosara needed you in Prague
The truth is
nobody wanted you in Olomouc
You couldn't tell me
where my pyjamas are?
Where you last left them.
In the bathroom, I suppose
They're not in the bathroom
Don't look for them in my bed!
Take the clean ones
I gave you for the prison
Are we going to bed
or will you keep on preaching?
Leave me alone.
I'm just talking to myself
- You know who does that?
- The comrade
Kosara came to protect you
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