Underdog Page #3
- Molly, hey. Um, are you all right?
- Mm-hmm.
- OK, so he's a Caucasian?
- Actually, I think he was broWn.
He was light broWn With White spots
on his belly, paWs and tail.
He had black Whiskers,
broWn eyes and a Wet nose.
Like this?
[Jack] Shoeshine? Shoeshine.
- Shoeshine, you here?
- [Whimpering]
Sorry, Jack.
I didn't mean to break those cars
or those garbage cans or that building.
Shoeshine, you're a hero.
No, I don't Want to be a hero.
I'll screW it up.
Trust me on this one.
[Sighs] I just Wanted a home,
Just because I have these poWers
doesn't make me a hero.
Shoeshine, it depends
on What you do With them.
Maybe. But promise me,
no one can find out.
- Not even your dad.
- Oh, my dad.
Easy. Easy.
Do you see a tennis ball anywhere?
[Doorbell rings]
Just put it in the corner.
You know, traditionally,
the dog makes the mess
I'm looking for my beagle.
He, uh, does tricks and stuff.
I'm... I'm sorry. I haven't seen him.
[Crashing]
- What was that?
- That was my, um... my grandpa.
He's blind, and We're just
rearranging the furniture.
- Are you all right in there, Gramps?
- Who you calling Gramps?
Get back in here
and help me move the couch.
[Crashing]
You're making your blind
grandfather move a couch?
It was either that
or repave the driveWay. His choice.
Good luck finding your dog.
- Do you belong to that guy?
- What? Me? No.
- Then Who was he?
- HoW should I know?
All you humans look alike.
Oh, it's my dad.
OK. I'm going to go
and you try and make things
look as normal as possible in here.
Talking dog Will try
to make things normal. Check.
[Sighs] All clean.
- Dad, Dad, hey.
- Hey, hoW are you? What's up?
- Do you need help?
- Sure, yeah. Thanks.
Wait. I'm going to put these inside,
and then We're going to go for a Walk.
A Walk?
You and me are going to go for a Walk?
Yeah. You know, just chill, talk?
Hang out?
OK. Come on.
What happened there?
- [Jack] Dad, Wait.
- [Dan] No, Jack.
- What?
- [Glass breaking]
Yeah, hang out.
- Dad, look, I can explain.
- Don't tell me the dog did it.
We'll talk about it later.
I'm going to take that dog to the pound.
Dad, no! No, please.
I Want to keep him.
You told me you didn't Want the dog.
Me? No Way.
I told you I've Wanted a dog
since I was, like, eight.
[Whimpering]
All right, but it's your responsibility.
You got to feed it, brush it, Walk it.
You got to train it.
Trust me, Dad. This dog Will do things
that Will bloW your mind.
- [Dan] This better be chili.
- [GroWls]
[Rats squeaking]
[Barsinister] Yes. Yes, brilliant.
Already the flames of inspiration
are licking at my brain.
Unencumbered,
in this, my neW laboratory.
- Kind of smells like a men's room.
- So much the better.
for our Work.
Seems a little precocious.
- Perspicacious.
- What?
Peppery? Prim?
Most of my thesaurus
burned up in the fire.
All I've got left are the P's.
- Perfect.
- Ooh. That's a good one.
Can I use that?
The material I require
is going to be expensive.
We're going to need to find Ways
to subsidize my Work.
I know some guys Who just
got out of the clink Who can help us.
Perhaps. Bam!
- Ahhh!
- Nailed it.
Jack and I became good buddies.
For the first time in my life,
I really felt like Man's Best Friend.
[Man] Hot dogs, nice and hot!
Come on.
Bite into a nice juicy hot dog.
What? What?
Oh, my gosh, they're made of dog!
Are you people crazy?
Shoeshine, come here.
It's not real dog.
- What is it then?
- It's just animal parts.
You know, like noses,
hooves, intestines.
Well, in that case, I'll take two.
Hot dogs! Hot dogs!
That's What I got!
Hot dogs! Hot dogs!
Nice and hot!
- Why is he talking like that?
- He's rhyming.
It's a gimmick.
To get people's attention.
That seems like a strange convention
for you to mention.
And this is Where I'm bored
out of my mind, eight hours a day.
Whenever I'm bored
I just chase my tail.
If you're lucky
you throW up and bingo!
Lunch, part two.
- Nice.
- What?
Sticks, balls, and running in one game?
- So clever. So inspired.
- Not our team.
We're alWays the underdogs.
Never heard of that breed.
Is that a dog from Australia?
No. Look,
an underdog is someone
Who has been counted out
and nobody expects them to Win.
- Yeah, I know the feeling. Huh?
- [Cat meoWs]
[Shoeshine] There goes the neighborhood.
- Shoeshine, no.
- [Groans]
- Freak.
- What?
See?
- So, What's the score?
- I told you no.
was screaming "yes. "
It's time to teach you some manners.
Right. I'm going to learn manners
from a guy Who pees
in my White porcelain drinking boWI.
All right. Basic commands.
Chapter one:
Sit.- Chapter two:
Lie doWn.- Fine.
I was going to do that anyway.
Chapter three:
Roll over.This book doesn't have
much of a plot, does it?
And chapter four: Speak.
Arf. Arf.
You can't be serious With this.
Four Weeks of lessons
in four seconds?
We're on a good pace.
Chapter five:
Return the book and get your money back.
- I got you something.
- Oh. Never had one of these before.
If you ever get lost
they'll know Where to bring you home.
"Home. "
WoW, this is great!
Oh, eW! Oh, that breath is horrible.
What have you been eating?
Not sure. I dug it out
from under the house.
Suddenly I had a home and a family.
I had all that I ever wanted.
The only thing that could mess this up
was if a mad scientist bent on revenge
was living underneath the city.
Well, guess what?
Oh, the price I've paid.
[Sighs] So be it.
Hi. HoW's it going?
I'd love to, baby, but I'm busy.
Work out? Yeah, I Work out.
I think of my body as a Buddhist temple.
[Barsinister] Cad, stop talking to
your imaginary friend and get in here!
[Elevator bell dings]
[Banging]
[Man on radio] Dan, it's Les.
You got a shipment at the loading docks.
- Can you buzz them in?
- All right.
I'm on my Way.
[Elevator bell dings]
Is this thing going
to help us make another super dog?
Why settle for just one
When I can create a plethora?
That's a "P" Word.
I bet I have that one.
Just pick it up, you ape.
[Shoeshine] Give the dog your food.
Give the dog your food.
Give the dog your food.
You are in my poWer.
You Will do as I command.
Sorry, you didn't
get the poWer of hypnotism.
A- ha. Not yet, I didn't.
Give the dog your food.
- [Toy squeaking]
- [newscast plays on TV]
Rubber? What kind of sick joke is this?
...this demonstration will
convince international leaders
that the Capitol City K-9 Academy
is the future for K-9 crime fighters.
Maybe I should sign you up.
I don't think that's a good idea.
My dad used to be on the force.
He was twice decorated
by the mayor for bravery.
- He was a real hero.
- What happened?
He quit.
- That a big deal?
- A big deal?
Yeah.
OK, he says he quit his job
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