Vamp U Page #3
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I cleaned it.
That's, um, that's pretty
sad about your mom.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
That whole thing...
that was pretty bad.
But, um... Oh! Ohh!
There we go!
Wayne.
Wayne, are you okay?
No. I just peed my pants!
You what?
Get out!
Okay.
Come back tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah.
Um, what time?
The morning...
morning's a good time.
Oh, it's gorgeous.
So, who's your first victim?
I don't know.
Fred's girl's been vibing
me pretty hard, eh?
Dude, don't be a jerk.
Well, quit
puppy-guarding her, dude.
Make a move or move on.
Dude, I've had like two days.
Give me a break.
All I'm saying is she wants
me, and you're being selfish.
I mean, honestly, what do you
think she'd rather look at,
boys... my naked butt cheeks or
Tom's saggy ass falling
out the top bunk?
Neither! You big dick.
Hey, come on.
Pass.
King me again, sluts.
Ohh!
She always does that.
Your red, red, red eyes
Scum, door... Now.
We could just have
spread them lies
Hey.
I brought you some drinks.
Is that alcohol?
No, energy drinks.
Excuse me, guys.
Over land and sea
don't let them fool you
Did she say that was her mom?
Um, I know... more
like her twin sister.
She is wicked hot.
Bing!
It's 2:
00 A.M.Yeah, I-I wanted
to surprise you.
How? By showing all my
friends how weird you are?
Well, I-I couldn't sleep.
Yeah, well, you never can.
I hate all your Amish sh*t.
Sometimes, people's Amish
sh*t isn't what you think.
important to you, then why
didn't you raise me Amish?
about our ways, but it just...
I-I didn't know how.
No.
No, you can't.
I'm 19. It's too late.
I don't care anymore.
Thanks for the drinks.
Yeah.
We got monster, b*tches!
Yeah!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Hey, Tom.
Yeah?
Os are the biggest hos?
Ever seen that clip on YouTube?
Yeah.
I don't know why she
pledged with them.
Hi, honey.
Cute shoes.
Did you make it
down to see Chris?
Yeah, yeah, I did.
How'd that go?
Stupid.
Honey.
You have a rapport
with her, Ted.
She hates my guts.
Why don't you sue me about it?
Hey.
Don't you wish you could
just turn back the clock?
How far?
Really far.
Yes?
Professor Gretzky?
Uh.
Yes, he is I.
It... come in.
Come on in.
Whoa. What are you doing here?
Oh, I-I thought that message
meant you wanted me to come.
It is.
What can I do for you?
Ah, yes.
The old "add" slip, the infamous...
from before.
Yes.
The "add" slip.
Well, actually, Chris, the night
class is full right now, but
there is an opening
in the morning class.
Oh, the... the 10:30 one?
Yes, yes.
Um, it seems that Barry Pearson
was in that class, and now he is
a missing person.
Yeah, that's awful.
Yeah, it is.
But when God opens a
door, he opens a window.
And now you can join that class.
Oh.
I-I-I hope I-I didn't
break any rules.
Rules?
I mean, who makes rules?
I don't know.
So, um... See you in class.
Okay. I'll look for you.
Deal.
I'll be teaching.
Pervert!
It's for class!
You pervert.
Hey, hey. It's Chris.
Dude, ask her to
the party already.
Dude, don't you think
I'm gonna do that?
Hey, guys, what's up?
Hey, Chris. Hey.
Uh, did you get into
Gretzkys class?
Yeah, I did, but that
night class was full.
But, you know, I got
into the morning one.
Sweet. That's my class.
Hey, Fred Flintstone!
Ow!
You're supposed
to catch it, dude.
You're such an ass.
That really hurt.
It was a love pass.
Speaking of love,
Chris, you look lovely.
Oh, and smelling so sweet.
Mm!
Well, it was good
to see you, Chris.
I don't want to catch you two fags'
pudding in my bed again tonight.
See you guys.
Like he ever catches us.
So, dude, when are you gonna
ask her to the party?
What... what... what
are you talking about?
Uh, Chris, "the most beautiful
girl I've ever seen."
Dude.
What are you
guys talking about?
Ah, chewing the fat.
Just chewing the fat.
Fred.
You were gonna
invite me to a party?
No. Unh-unh. No.
Okay. Well, I-I got to go buy
some textbooks, but, uh, I
will... I'll see you guys.
See you in class.
Bye.
Dude, what the hell
was that about?
I wanted to talk to you about
her, but for some reason, I got
it in my mind when Jared and
Kyle left, I should just...
Don't you think you should
have waited till she left?
I'm so sorry, man.
I'm as surprised as you are.
Every person that entered
into that chamber unannounced
was executed... Swiftly, by
either sword or crossbow.
Luckily, for Guinevere, that fateful
evening, there was a full moon.
So, you're Guinevere.
As Lancelot lay sleeping naked...
let me just pop these off.
Just kidding.
I can only do that to you.
As Lancelot lay sleeping naked,
he reached for a sword, and the
moon shone down just at that
time, revealing her pale and
It was right then and there...
Lancelot knew he would risk
everything... he'd risk his
power, his title, his rank...
for that one forbidden evening,
very long and naughty evening
with that ginger-haired
Bathsheba.
Yes!
I thought Camelot
was only a legend.
Tom, you will learn in my class
must risk everything to get what
he most desires.
Yes!
So... Ginger-haired
Bathsheba, seat.
Naked Lancelot...
teacher, pants on.
Lecture resumes.
Chris, you're like a poor
man's version of Mary
since Mary's dead, I guess
I'll take what I can get
can't have Mary
'cause she's dead
but I'll take you, Chris
you don't have
to know about...
Whoa!
Trying to fix your guitar?
Nope. Nope.
I just broke this one, actually.
You're not here to drop my class
after one lecture, are you?
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no.
I... that lecture was... It really...
I can't stop thinking about it.
Well, you know, what's funny is
that, um, it's really... it's
really a misunderstood
love story.
What people don't know about
king Arthur was that he really
was sort of a, uh... Prick?
Awesome, right?
And some people would call that
disgusting because of
the age difference.
Although, if they knew the real
age difference, they'd be puking
all over each other.
I'm proud of Dr. G, though,
because there are only two
people in this world who look
like Chris and her mom, and
that's Chris and her mom, and
he had sex with both of them.
Fred and I would just love to
rub up against them in a crowd.
The only bad part about it
is what it did to Fred.
Do it. Do it.
Ohh!
Hey, Jared from
subway commercials.
Nice.
Okay.
Hey, how do you personally feel
just out of curiosity?
Not so bad, considering that's
Everybody knows
they're doing it.
Just because they're
always locked in his
office does not mean
they're having sex.
I mean, it might,
but... It doesn't.
Dude, listen, we're just
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