Vamp U Page #4
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- 2011
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trying to give you a heads-up.
Yeah, so don't be surprised if
you see Chris' name in my book.
Oh!
His book of sexual conquest.
She probably won't, Fred!
You guys are jerks.
Let's drink these.
Come on, Chris.
Everyone knows
you're getting some.
Why don't you just admit it?
Because it's none
of your business.
You're, like, in his
office every day.
- Yeah, talking about class...
- Mm-hmm.
With our pants on.
More like your
pants on each other.
Like... like, you
guys swap them.
Huh. Oh.
Sex is so crazy.
Has its moments.
I need you to take me
to the chiropractor.
Yeah.
When she was 12, she told her dad
she probably wanted to marry me.
How do you know that?
He told me.
Believe me
Speak of the vampire.
Dr. G?
Yeah. And he's with Chris.
Deceive me
Let me see.
This is an expensive camera.
I know you did
Dude, they're
getting into his car.
I'm sorry
we are all alone now
together
Dude, Dr. G is
humping your breezy.
She's not my breezy.
She's nobody's breezy.
Nothing's going on between them.
It's just that they... they
got into the car together.
She doesn't have sex every time
she gets into somebody's car.
She's been in my car a lot.
Holding it down
Dr. Gs humping my breezy.
Never let me down
like this before
How long have you been
humping this breezy?
A few days... well,
probably about five weeks.
Am I just a schmuck to you?
Why didn't you tell me?
She's my student,
and she's a kid.
And now you're vamping
out like it's 1399?
Yeah, pretty much.
Hey, could you
vamp out right now?
I'm not gonna do
it in your office.
Let me just throw
this out there.
Ohh. Besides Mary, um... How
many people have you killed?
No one.
help me kill people.
Oh, God.
I am so happy to
hear you say that.
I was sweating that
big-time, I'm telling you.
That is a load off my mind.
Wow! Okay.
Except, you know, uh, but, then,
why did you want to vamp out in
the first place?
I thought it'd
make me feel better.
I didn't think
about the killing.
Now, don't get me wrong... back
during the renaissance, I used
walking funny.
But, then, when I met Mary, then
she made me feel different.
All right.
You don't want to kill anyone.
You don't want to
play in the NFL.
So, what now?
Well... well, we're just
trying to make me feel better?
Well, at some point, you're just
gonna have to let her go, right?
I mean, look at you.
You're vamping out.
You've got a girl that makes you
feel like you haven't
felt in 300 years.
That's all good.
Do you know why
I feel that way?
Because when I'm with Chris, I
have these moments, these...
Mary's still alive, like I never
killed her.
Then the moment's gone,
and she's still dead.
"I waked, she fled, and day
brought back my night."
What am I doing with a
A lot less than I would.
Listen, she's
brought you this far.
Just give her a chance.
Hey, stranger.
Hey.
It's been a while.
Yeah.
So much has happened lately.
How does something
like that just happen?
Well, like, one time, when I was
in his office, I-I took off
my coat, and... I was
naked underneath.
Why are you telling me this?
Because you're like the only person
I can talk to about this stuff.
Another time, we were in his
office, and we were, like, being
intimate and stuff...
you were having sex.
Yeah. Well, like, the whole time,
all I could think about was you.
No, no.
I mean, no, no.
It's... it's not like that.
I mean, I don't... I don't
think about you that way.
I don't think about
you that way, either.
That was just muscle memory.
From what?
Other stuff.
Oh.
Look... I just thought that...
different, you know?
Like, we'd hang out and get wasted...
stuff like that.
not have crazy good sex
with my Professor.
What do I do, Fred?
You need to dump his ass... And
quick, before you change your mind.
Once I'm dead
you can tell me everything
Dude, come here.
What?
Just come over here.
Check this out.
Oh. That's Chris.
When she was with Dr. G.
Yeah, thanks for
bringing that up.
No, look.
There's Chris, there's Dr. Gs
umbrella, and no Dr. G!
Oh, my gosh.
Tom, I know... now you can
Photoshop me in there and make
me feel like a bigger idiot.
Dude, I didn't Photoshop it.
Whatever.
I got a quiz on this, so if you can
keep it down, I'd appreciate it.
There's the umbrella.
There's Chris.
Where's Dr. G?
Dude, I am not that good.
I'm not that good.
Exhibit "C"... there's Chris,
there's the umbrella,
and where's Dr. G?
Why would Dr. G not show up?
Shh!
But your hair is a little bit
darker than how she kept it at
the time, but it was cut
off just below the neck.
Marilyn was 5'5" when she wasn't
slouching, and Jack was 6'2".
So she liked to wear high
heels when she visited him at
the oval office 'cause she liked
to look at him in the eyes.
But the affair made
Jack uncomfortable.
He loved his wife.
Marilyn was just a distraction,
something to take his
mind off Castro.
You okay, Tom?
Need some water?
Yeah, I just got a cough.
The days are getting shorter.
You better hurry.
Why... because
the sun might set?
I swear, you're like a
werewolf or something.
And we still are gonna meet at
Oh, yeah.
movie, you should go by yourself.
I'm just sick of all these
stupid old-person dates.
I mean, why can't we go out
at night, like normal people?
I'm not a normal person.
Ohh, God!
You're just like my mom!
You think you're
better than everyone.
You know... Sometimes,
when we're having
I think of someone
else every time.
Mary, you're probably rolling
Yeah, like I give a
sh*t what she thinks.
And she's not dead.
What?
My mom's not dead.
You said she's probably
rolling over in her grave.
I said Mary is probably rolling
Are you a moron?
She's not dead.
You only say that
when people are dead.
Your mother's name is Mary?
Yeah.
You knew that.
No. I would not
have forgotten that.
Well, that's her name.
Don't wear it out.
What's her maiden name?
Why the hell do you care?
Because I care!
It's Lipinsky.
Wayne.
Are you okay?
Oh, my God.
What's wrong with your face?!
I thought I lost you, Mary.
What? Oh! Oh!
Holy sh*t!
You're a werewolf, for real?!
I'm a badass.
Wayne, no!
Oh, God!
Mary?
Chris!
Chris!
Oh, she's still... Oh, sh*t!
Sh*t!
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!
Okay. Whew, whew, whew!
That was a bad one.
Whew! Okay.
Oh-oh
oh-oh-oh-oh
doo-ooh
tell Santa I
gave you my heart
but don't tell him
you threw it away
Hello.
Hi. Is Mary here?
Uh, she went to a movie.
Probably Woody Allen.
I don't know.
How do I know you again?
Just from around the town.
Oh.
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