Vamp U Page #5
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- 2011
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Does she have amazing skin?
Yeah.
That's... that's a
weird question.
Do you have a
photograph of her?
My wife doesn't like
to be photographed.
Right. Right, sorry.
This belongs to her.
All right.
Thank you.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Oh, sh*t!
Oh!
Told it to the angel,
now we're worlds apart
now...
dead, but she's still alive.
Mary, who is dead, is
She must have been in a... in
a coma when they buried her.
I mean, people didn't check
for pulses back then.
But if her mother was a
vampire, wouldn't Chris have
been born a vampire?
No, it doesn't work that way.
It's like herpes.
A mother can have it, but that
doesn't mean a child will.
So, you have to bring the person to
the edge of death, and then stop?
What... to turn
them into a vampire?
No, no.
You just have to drink about
a pint of their blood.
That's it?
That's how much I
give when I donate.
Does your bite have venom,
like in "twilight"?
No. People get all these
ridiculous ideas.
It's not about the bite... it's
the drinking of the
blood that does it.
That's so simple,
it's almost stupid.
Yeah. I could slit your
wrist, drain it into a glass,
and drink it... tomorrow,
you'd be a vampire.
I'm game.
Yeah.
I really wish I didn't
turn Chris into a vampire.
I just don't know how
this is gonna play out.
Oh, like a fairy tale, my friend...
like a fairy tale that
never ends.
Just the same, I'd better
Terrific. I'll go with you.
No.
Okay.
Chris?
Oh, sh*t.
Dvvvt!
What's worse... he steals your
girl or steals your girl, then
turns her into a vampire?
You know, both scenarios suck.
Lucky for me, vampires don't
exist, so I only have to worry
about the first one.
How much evidence do you need?
Come in.
Oh!
Speak of the vampire.
Dr. G, what are you doing
here at this ungodly hour?
It's 9:
30.The witching hour.
Well, can we get anything for
you, perhaps something to drink?
Uh, no thanks.
Chris, uh, Chris Keller.
Yeah. We know her last name.
Some of us used to take baths
with her when we were little.
Well, t-this is important.
Have you tried
looking in your car?
I know she spends a lot
of time in there lately.
Please, if you have any information...
bonfire up the canyon.
Why do you need her?
I-I just need to find her.
You still don't think
he's a vampire?
No.
Just a big, fat,
stupid son of a b*tch.
You have to meet Ludmila.
Please don't get me
everything I want
I want to want some things
and if you were to give me
everything, I hope you'd make it
hard for me
Sorry about this, buddy.
Ambush, ambush, ambush,
ambush, ambush, ambush
ambush, ambush, ambush,
ambush, ambush
gather all my folk who's
all together, rally 'round
Hello, Chris.
Listen to the drummer...
Oh, don't you
know how to knock?
How many people
have you killed?
Uh.
He makes 29.
All my folk who's all
together, rally 'round
listen to the
drummer talking
Chris, we need to talk.
What's there to talk about?
You're a vampire now.
Uh-huh.
And, uh... Wow, really?
I mean, 29?
Oh!
I need to teach you
certain rules.
Like what?
Well, how to style your hair
without a mirror, how not to
blow up in the sun, how to not
leave people alive, or they're
gonna turn into vampires!
Then why did you
leave me alive, huh?
Because I never
meant to hurt you.
Oh!
Look, we need to talk
about alternatives here.
What are you talking about?
Well, like... like
drinking animal blood.
But you didn't get my note?
Yeah. I tried that
sh*t in your fridge.
You get used to it.
Just because you're a weak-ass
vampire doesn't mean I have to be.
Look, I know this is all
very, very new to you.
It's probably very difficult.
No.
You know, it's
actually kind of easy.
Well, help me clean this up, and
then we can talk about this.
You know what?
Clean it up yourself.
Oh!
This woman mean,
an aggravated teen
got you running scared
Damn, it feels
good to be a gangsta.
...shook by guerrilla
tactics, ambush
you can say you been hit now
gather all my folk who's
all together, rally 'round
listen to the drummer
talking, listen to the sound
ambush
Mary, I can't wait
to hold you in my arms
I always knew
this day would come
Want to catch a movie?
Now we're sitting here,
in lives we can't deny
Mary! Whoa!
Your toast is burnt.
Mary, I said I love you
I want a divorce.
I hope you feel the same
I deserve a smoothy.
There's just something...
he said I had no soul.
who had feelings for me.
Mary, hold me close
Oh.
You really couldn't grow
Well, okay, well,
I-I said I couldn't.
But then the funniest
thing happened to me.
Okay, so... okay, not "ha
ha" funny, more of a, um,
like, "that's interesting"
kind of funny, you know?
Um.
So, you know your
daughter Chris?
Yeah.
Yeah.
How do you... how
do you know her?
Well, just from school.
But you know how you two
look exactly alike?
We're practically twins.
Yeah. Yeah.
So, anyway, uh, she made
my teeth grow long.
And then we had sex
a bunch of times.
Um, but I am not in love with her,
and we were about to break up.
Also, uh, I turned her into a
vampire, and she killed about
You have to get out of here.
Mary.
Go away.
Mary, I can't wait
Go away!
To hold you in my arms
I always knew this
day would come
and now we're sitting here,
in lives we can't rely on
They prefer to make
love in the daytime.
It calms their fear of the sun.
After climax, I
always take a sketch.
What? What's wrong?
You don't like sex?
No, I'd probably love sex.
I just... I don't see how
hearing about your multiple
partners is gonna help us out.
There is over 1,000
sketches in this book.
If he has ball
sac... He's in there.
Ball sac?
What... what about him?
Did you make love to him?
No, not this one... And
God knows I tried.
I met him in Coney island, 1986.
He said he loved once
before and that was enough.
He got me a corn dog.
What was his name?
He never said, but his
nickname I remember.
What was it?
The great one.
Let's go.
I've got an appointment with
her, but I'll meet you out...
meet you out there.
Thank you.
Take this and put it on there.
Are you sure?
Oh, hey, b*tch faces,
where is everybody?
I think they went bowling.
Lame.
Is this absinthe?
You do not even know
what you're missing.
None of you do.
I've got something that
will blow you mind.
What is it?
Come in here.
Where's your whip,
sexified b*tch?
Ow!
Are you trying to be,
like, all lesbian on me?
Just come here.
Do you want to do body shots?
Shh.
Mm.
Okay.
Ooh.
Oh, Chris, I'm so glad
you roll this way.
Mm. Me too.
Ugh! Aah!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Ta-da!
What?
You'll thank me tomorrow.
Aah!
Yeah.
Yeah, that looks good.
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