Vamps Page #5
has been going down.
out into the sun.
You think this has something
to do with Ivan's disappearance?
It might.
Did anyone in his building
see anything?
The neighbor said the cable
company was there.
Can Time Warner just burst into
a person's home and kill them?
Yeah, they're terrible.
Come to a meeting.
We've got to figure this out.
Everybody's getting audited.
Well, you don't have to go.
What?
An audit is just
the IRS saying,
"We think you should
pay more taxes."
And if you agree with them,
then you say, "Okay, how much?"
But you only have to go in
if you wanna challenge them.
How do you know this?
I'm a CPA.
- You are?
- Yeah.
You just got
some new clients.
Not me.
I have a guy.
What are you wearing?
It's like the history
of fashion.
I'm going to see Danny.
I wanna look nice.
Gibson Girl shirts
were the prettiest.
on short women.
but are comfortable.
Okay, but what's
with the hat?
It's a boater.
People always said
it looked spiffy on me.
People from
your barbershop quartet
or people from
the Republican convention?
Oh, God.
Here we are.
"Architectural Digest" time.
Enjoy yourself.
Sure you don't
want anything to drink?
- I'm sure.
- Well, I'm not.
I need some coffee, man.
For energy.
I just made this last week.
- Oh.
- You work for the government?
Do I look like I work
for the government?
I'm with the ACLU.
Right now I'm in the middle
of this deportation case
with abuses of wiretapping.
It's unbearable.
Well, I thought
if the government
doesn't hear terrorist-related stuff,
they have to hang up.
No.
Ah, look at this.
looking for your mother.
Look at these.
She had this habit of just
ducking out right before
they took a picture.
Well, she was superstitious.
Still, I mean,
it's a little nutty, isn't it?
My God.
- I have this one.
- You do? Really?
She saved it?
You better put yours
in plastic.
She liked this, huh?
Well, why not?
I was not bad-looking
back then, huh?
What an amazing
time this was.
Being young and in love.
Feeling like you're a part of
something that really mattered.
Your mother never mentioned
why she just disappeared?
- Not really.
- Oh, man.
Hey, you know what?
I have to get movies for my wife
before the store closes.
- Right on.
- Huh?
My way.
- I'll go with.
- Oh.
All right, cool.
You know,
Angela is really in and out.
And that's why I gotta get her
movies that she really loves.
So, you know,
when she dozes off,
you know, she won't miss
anything, really.
- Can I help?
- Uh, no.
When I see 'em,
I'll know it.
- Then I'm gonna look around.
- Okay, cool.
Excuse me.
Do you have any
James Cagney posters?
Oh, James Cameron?
No, uh, James Cagney.
You know, "Made it, Ma!
Top of the world!"
No.
What about...
- Fred Astaire?
- No.
- Jack Lemmon?
- No.
- Paul Newman.
- Oh, the salad dressing guy?
- Yeah.
- No.
Phones on the ground.
Phones on the ground now.
Drop 'em!
Hands in the air. Hands in the air.
Give me the money.
Don't you point that.
He's got a heart condition.
- Shut up!
- Oh, my God!
F***.
Come on!
- No, no, no, lady.
Get up and give me
the money now.
- Sh*t, come on!
- Oh!
Stop it.
Calm down.
Mm.
Feel better?
Yeah.
You are gonna take this couple
to the hospital.
And no more stealing
The bite was from your cat.
You guys,
take CPR courses.
You hate junk food.
And get "Public Enemy."
The Cagney one.
You all right?
but I've been wanting to tell you.
So what are you saying?
You broke up with me 'cause
you wouldn't drink my blood?
Is that what you're telling me?
You don't?
That guy, what was that?
No. Have you ever seen
a vampire bat?
the blood out of an entire cow
in a few minutes because
of this enzyme in their saliva.
It's a completely safe
blood thinner.
And I also have it.
I didn't drink
that man's blood.
I spit into him
to stop the stroke.
Oh.
You just spit into him.
Oh, that's a whole
other ball game.
Well, if I didn't, he would have
had a lot of brain damage.
How old are you?
So people can only be
around you for, like, what...
a year or something?
No, I could go around
seven years
without them expecting
me to look older.
And I would've stayed with
you for as long as possible.
But when you became
one of the student leaders,
people on the street
recognized you.
I thought,
"This is his time."
You could have your choice
of any woman out there.
It didn't seem right
to rob you of the chance
to meet someone amazing.
And you did, didn't you?
I did.
I really did.
And you know what?
I really should check
and see how she's doing.
And I gotta tell
you something else.
I feel like I'm really, like,
tripping right now.
Am I gonna see you again?
Uh...
of course, yeah.
Okay, this is Germany
before World War II.
The sleepwalker
keeps murdering people,
but only because the evil guy
has him under a spell.
What does that remind you of?
I'm flummoxed.
Germany?
Evil spell?
Adolf?
Your eyes remind me
of somebody.
Adolf Hitler.
No, that wasn't
who I was thinking of.
Audrey Hepburn.
Same initials, though.
Can you please just focus
on symbolism?
Sorry.
Can I be under your spell?
Or better still,
What are you
gonna make me do?
Laugh hysterically.
Holy sh*t.
Has it ever been like that
for your before?
Not since the '80s.
Hey, where are you going?
Um, I've got an early class.
Well, ditch it
and come back to bed.
I can't.
But I'll call you later.
Come on, my parents won't
be home until tomorrow.
Look, it's a little early in the
relationship to get into this,
but I've really gotta go.
What the...
- What?
No.
If there's anything
you wanna talk about...
maybe trouble
with Stacy, or...
Yeah, 'cause you'd love that.
He's not answering my texts,
my tweets, my e-mails,
my voicemail,
my Facebook messages...
Do you think
he'll tell his father?
No, he wouldn't do that.
What about Danny?
Do you think he'll
tell the authorities?
- He'd never.
- How do you know?
Danny hates authority.
I'm gonna go to his class
so he has to confront me.
- Are you mad at me?
- Don't go away.
- Huh? What?
- Really?
- Yeah.
How do you like
them apples?
Garlic?
You were afraid of it
the other night.
Yeah, because
I've always hated garlic.
Can we please just
talk about this?
- My father tried to warn me.
- Against what?
being or a domestic animal
my entire life.
Oh, so you didn't go after me
'cause I'm a Van Helsing?
No. If anything,
I would've stayed away.
Besides, if I wanted
to drink your blood,
would I have written you
this 10-page report
on Freud and his influence
on surrealist imagery?
How do I know
you wrote this for me?
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