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and starred in the production.

Rex Boorski,

creative artist, man

of many professional

guises, feels very

strongly about his latest film.

And we get at KLITT asked him

if he would himself introduce

a clip from this film.

Well, ladies and gentlemen,

I take great pleasure

in presenting you

with Rex Boorski.

[cheering]

I'll bet your fans are

getting a real rise out

of tonight's show.

Ain't he doing a

good job, folks?

My name's Rex Boorski.

I'm a creator.

You-- you see what I do

is I make things come

to last, things like

situations, and characters,

and dead marriages, and for

that matter, dead dames.

Now, you see the point is that

life is art and all that sh*t?

Now, that ain't not crap.

I mean, it's kind of like-- you

know when-- well, when you're

gonna go take off your

clothes when you're in a film,

I mean, what's all

the fuss about?

I mean, life is beautiful.

Flesh is beautiful.

Well, why don't

we do these films

without showing a lot of flesh?

Well, I'll tell you why.

I'll tell you why, baby.

It's because you don't f***

when you got your drawers on.

That's why.

I do wanna thank you.

Thank you, Mr Boorski, but

I'm afraid that's all the time

we can let you have.

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

we all take great pleasure

in presenting you with a clip

from the latest Rex Boorski,

"Stag Film Director."

Now look, Virginia, the

point is that I'm an artist,

and I'm interested in

just primarily one thing.

Yes, Mr Boorski, and

I appreciate that.

Now, honey, I don't think you'd

have a lot of respect for me

if I was to go and compromise

my artistic vision.

Now, you see, hun,

I'm a director.

And a director's got to feel

the way each one of these scenes

are put together.

You dig that?

Well now, honey, I'm a guy

that feels awful deeply.

Well now, if I was

to make compromises

or concessions with my feelings,

now, I'd be lying to myself.

I don't think I could live with

myself if I did that, Virginia.

Well, that's very

true, Mr Boorski, but--

Now, you just

call me Rex, honey.

We're very informal around here.

Well, all right, Rex.

The thing is, Rex, I really

appreciate you being very

true to yourself and all that.

But the fact is

that I don't really

see why you being

true to yourself

has got to have me, well,

completely naked and simulating

a disgusting, love

making scene.

Well, honey, for one thing,

I's director of this film.

Now, I gotta have a firm

concept of how the characters

is supposed to be portrayed.

Now, I happen to see your

character portrayed as naked,

you know, and making love.

Well, honey, it's gonna

be simulated love.

We ain't really gonna--

how am I gonna put this--

f*** right here on the set.

'Course it's gonna look like

that a lot on the screen.

But I don't see what

that's got to do with art.

Well now, I suppose

that's 'cause you've

never been f***ed by an artist.

Now look, Virginia, you want a

part in the movie, don't you?

Now, you're a

great looking girl.

You got nothing to be

ashamed about if'n you

take off your clothes.

I mean, I don't understand

how come you don't know all

these things if you were

drawn into our profession

in the first place.

I mean, we deal in truth,

honey, the honest to God,

grassroots, naked truth!

Look, Mr Boorski, I've had

acting experience before,

things that had real

life and truth in it.

And well, I didn't have

to take off my clothes

for that kind of thing.

You were doing a goddamn

refrigerator commercial.

That's your real

life true experience.

So, honey, you don't bullshit

me about life and art, OK?

'Cause I'll tell you something.

I'm an artist too, and we happen

to be talking about a movie

that I wrote, and

I'm gonna direct,

and I happen to think

is pretty goddamn good.

And it deals about some

of the functions of life.

And one of them functions,

in case you hadn't noticed,

is getting laid.

Now, Virginia, I ain't gonna

mince no more words with you.

I really did.

I wanted you to be in my movie.

I-- I thought you'd put your

whole heart, your whole soul

into it, but if you're gonna

have a spiritual conflict

with your director before

we even start shooting,

you just forget the

whole goddamn thing.

Oh no.

No, Mr Boorski--

Mr Rex-- uh, Rex.

I'm just a little confused.

Oh no.

I don't want you to think

that I've got any kind

of spiritual contact with you.

Oh no.

Not that.

In fact, I'm beginning

to think that you're

right-- right completely!

I mean, I never

could understand how

somebody could feel so strongly

about what somebody else--

I mean, like my

mother for example.

I mean, she would

just about go bananas

if she knew that I was

getting my tits sucked

on top of my clothing,

and plus wearing a bra?

I mean, she would go crazy

and think that I was a whore.

But oh you, you've opened up a

whole new understanding for me.

Oh, really you have.

And I really want that part.

Oh, I really, really do.

And I really want the chance to

be able to work with a-- well,

a first class director.

Oh, I hope you can

understand why--

why I've seemed so reluctant.

I mean, in fact, I'm not

sure I still understand

this whole simulating

thing for one thing,

but for another thing, I hope

that the actor you've selected

will be suited for me.

Oh, I didn't mean to offend you.

I'm sure that the

actor you've selected

will be artistically

suited for me.

It's just that I'm so

curious to know because it'll

be such an intimate.

Honey, honey, I know

what you're talking about.

I understand.

You wanna know who you're

gonna do this love scene with,

this simulated love scene.

Right?-Oh yeah.

Sure.

That's it.

I'm just curious to

know what he's like.

He looks an awful lot like me.

Now look, Virginia, it's about

time you got it together, baby.

I mean, this ain't not

goddamn high school play.

This is big time, honey.

Gonna be a lot of

important people seeing you

up there on that silver screen.

You gonna be a goddamn star.

You just do what I tell you and

relax, and unwind, and emote.

You know what I mean?

I'll tell you what we gotta do.

See that camera right there?

We gotta make that

camera believe that we

just love what we're doing.

And what we're doing

is just a little

simple, simulated love making.

Now, fortunately,

you're gonna be

in the hands of an actor

just real experienced

in the art of making love.

Namely me.

But I don't think I know

what we're gonna be doing.

I mean, I really don't

think I understand what

Jesus Christ, honey,

would you get it together?

Now, goddamn it.

I wrote the goddamn scene.

I'm directing it.

I'm also acting in it.

Now, you read it.

You know what it's all about.

Now, you just relax honey.

Just take it easy.

Well, Jesus Christ.

The last thing we need is this.

We don't need no

dogs in the scene.

We're shooting p*ssy.

That's a joke.

All right.

Now you just take it easy.

Now lean back.

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