Vihtori ja Klaara Page #5

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Cabinet minister by now

I gather they

weren't pretty tales

I have to say

you are much prettier

But do come in.

If you're afraid -

of Mother as

little as of the draft -

- I wouldn't be surprised if.

- Hush, that's good

Between you and me -

nothing should surprise

you in this house

You see, we're all

a little strange here

You're quite charming

Yes, but I'm

the hope of the family

So, your Mother is home?

Unfortunately. - Nisse,

with whom are you speaking?

Courage

If you need help,

don't call me

Why, Mother

May I introduce a dear,

old friend

You, you! - Yes, me

You still remember me, then?

If you're here

for your mechanic

- Exactly. - Out,

I don't want to hear it

You must

May I smoke? - No

Thank you

I gather -

you know

von Saslik pretty well

Don't mention that

name in this house

All right

In that case, we'll

call him Mr X

Mr X came to me yesterday

to talk about some business

You insolent,

how dare you?

He wanted to buy

his bride a gift

Beauty Salon Shanghai

that I own

We had decided to

sign the papers today

Now he called me

and said the deal was off -

because his bride

called the wedding off

I've heard that you

would be willing -

to buy the salon and

now I'm offering it to you

I'm traveling abroad

and I have to sell my business -

that's going well enough -

to keep working

even after the Olympics

I hope you

understood me correctly

I don't understand what

he was doing under your bed

That was amusing, indeed

"Amusing" is putting it mildly

Still, my little dog is to blame

When we were studying

some blueprints -

we forgot to

play with little Popo -

who felt insulted -

and dragged the

blueprints under the bed

Being a polite

man he couldn't bear -

to see

a woman under the bed -

and crawled down

there to get them

That's when you walked in

And the rest you know

But in that case...

In that case

Petteri is innocent

Was he supposed to be

guilty of something? - No!

I just...

We women are like that

Always thinking

of the worst of men

Blaming them without

knowing what's going on

Good. The first intelligent

words from a woman's mouth -

- inside these walls.

- Oh, Petteri!

Petteri, Petteri!

Petteri? But I'm Vihtori

Mister Petteri at his

mirror in the bedroom -

was combing his hair -

and telling his lady

Hi there, Daddy

Daddy, come

and shake hands

We have a real nice guest

Yes, Vihtori. May I present to you

my husband Mr Vuorenkaiku

And Miss. Excuse me,

what was the name again?

Miss Vuorenrinne

How funny, your names

are almost the same

Pleasant, very pleasant to

meet you, Miss Vuorenrinne

You're much too kind,

Mr Vuorenkaiku

Imagine, Vihtori -

how nice

Miss Vuorenrinne is

I know, I know. I mean -

I can see

how nice she looks

She came to offer

to sell her beauty salon

Beau-be-be

Petteri, can't

you forgive me?

It wasn't my fault, Mom

made me believe all that

Can't you even answer?

You see -

I never believed it

But I don't understand

what got into me

Please forgive me,

I'll never do that again

Charming, fantastic

But how much do

I have to pay for all that?

I think it cost 100000

- No. 50000

- How would you know?

I know a thing or two, too

Under the circumstances -

I must sell it cheaper

Because my Dad's

stingy at times, too

Like all Dads

In that case,

I'll sell it for 50000

- In cash.

- Damn girl

- That's cheap.

- Expensive girl

Yes, it's cheap.

Very cheap

- Cheap, cheap.

- It's settled then

You can raise

the money tomorrow

Yes, tomorrow.

Tomorrow.

Yes, money tomorrow

Thank you, Mrs Vuorenkaiku

And you too, Mr Vuorenkaiku.

I'm thankful beyond words

You won't believe how happy

I was when you said yes

Sometimes he's so sweet

Mommy's little girl

It would be lovely to

have a husband like him

Now I really must go

- Goodbye, Ma'am.

- Goodbye

Goodbye, Mr Vuorenkaiku

It was a great pleasure

to meet your family

And most of all you.

Goodbye. - Goodbye, Miss

You must visit us often, we'll

introduce you to high society

Thanks, but my life

will change completely

Unfortunately, we won't

be seeing each other often

- I'm about to get married.

- Married?

- Damn. - What's so

strange about that?

- You're married, too.

- Yes

I am married

Everything will change

if you say one word

Out

Don't you understand me?

So, the ice-cream didn't melt?

It was hard, but it's

still frozen. - Good

The wheel of fate

is spinning and I think -

a lot will happen

at the Vuorenkaiku's

See you at my

place in 30 minutes

It's a bit scary

to return there

Bite the bullet,

even if it makes you cry

Goodbye. - Goodbye

- He said, he said.

- What did he say?

Nothing. - Great, a deaf

and dumb son-in-law

A suitable addition

to our family

I'll take care of this

Too late, I can't

live without him

I've taken poison

Poison! Poor child

Quickly, call a doctor!

Poor child

Still alive?

What poison did you take?

Nisse, call a doctor

Klaara, the thermometer

I haven't taken

the poison yet

I was just thinking I should

What a genius for

a sister, she thinks

I'll get you

some castor oil

The best medicine

in these cases

And now

I'm taking care of this

You'll go find Petteri -

and bring him

back dead or alive

Preferably alive

A dead son-in-law

only means costs

And we've

had enough of them

Here, my little sister

The best castor oil in town -

and once

you've swallowed it -

you'll forget both Petteri

and Saslik for a long time

Hi, are you free?

Hi! Free as a bird

Let's find

my girl a husband

Get going!

Hey! Vihtori!

- Is Mr Saslik around?

- Not now

Will he be back?

He hasn't disappeared yet

Unless he's been fired

I'll wait here,

you find out his address

Mkikatu 17, 3rd floor,

no elevator, bath/ wc

Mkikatu 17, go

If you see him,

bring him here

Preferably alive

Did the monkey couple leave?

Why did they want Petteri?

The b*tch could've

been his new doll

He's got one

for each finger

Like that girl Vuorenrinne

running here every day

Petteri snatched the boss'

doll right in front of his nose

Soon she'll be

the whole town's doll

Yesterday I saw her -

hand in hand with

Vihtori Vuorenkaiku

And now, Missie, we're

going to settle our scores

There's nothing to settle

You have the salon,

I have the check

But where are my

husband and son-in-law?

Answer me. - Sorry,

I'm not a collector

If you can't handle them -

get a baby-sitter

- But don't ask me.

- But Miss Vuorenrinne

Yes, Miss Vuorenkaiku

You, you

I'll squash you,

you temptress

Yeah, I should've known

Mom's at her favorite

pastime. - Oh, you, too?

You can't help accidents,

they never knock twice

But broken glass

brings good fortune

Hush

Yeah, yeah

I guess this is what

they call a situation

- Father and son.

- And mother

And daughter

Well, here we are

Like in a beehive

Dear, dear children.

Finally, I see you together

I'm so happy

Welcome -

to sail into the blissful

harbor of marriage

You, you

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