Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie Page #5
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- Year:
- 2004
- 93 min
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- ''Man nipple?''
- ls that a curse word?
- I'm pretty sure it is.
It's too bad, Ed.
We could've used a scoop like this.
''Wake up all the squares
in this city of lies.''
God, I've heard that
somewhere before.
Really?
Doesn't ring a bell to me.
Veronica:
Donna? Donna?
- Donna?
- ( gasps ) Oh!
- I'm sorry. You okay?
- Yes.
Listen, Donna,
I need the unedited tape
of the cat fashion show
that I did a while back.
- Do you have that?
- Sure, Ms. Corningstone.
Oh, wonderful.
- Here we go.
- Oh, good, thank you.
Can I just say that I think
you're fantastic?
- Oh...
- I see you, and you're just going.
And you're a girl.
It just makes me
want to yell, ''Keep going, girl!''
or ''You go, girl!''
Keep working on that.
''Keep it up, lady.''
I don't know.
- That's probably silly.
- Are we done here?
- Oh, oh yeah.
- Oh good. All right, thank you, Donna,
- very much.
- And you're pretty.
And I'm bisexual.
in my pants.
- You're gonna have to move off-camera.
- Hey, I can dig it.
You've got to let the truth ring out,
wake up all the squares
in this city of lies.
Garth, put Harken
on the phone right now,
Sons of b*tches.
Ed?
Can you spell ''award''?
You can't?
You're watching Channel 4 News
with Ron Burgundy,
and introducing our new lead anchor,
Veronica Corningstone.
It's Channel 4 News at 6:00.
- I'm Ron Burgundy.
- And I'm Veronica Corningstone.
Tonight's top story.
A chemical spill outside of Temecula
has closed down all lanes
of lnterstate 15.
CHP has evacuated the area,
and has reported
that there are no injuries.
Local officials are concerned
about the long-term
environmental effects
and are looking
where to place the blame.
Yeah, that's nice, Billy.
I've witnessed train wrecks
that weren't this ugly.
Also, in other news today, if you're
planning on taking the city bus,
it's gonna cost you extra.
City officials have raised
bus fares
from 25 a ride to 35,
so you're gonna have to
dig a little deeper.
Fine!
Ed:
I know this has beenreal hard for you, Ron.
I'm not gonna lie to you, Ed,
it's been a bear.
- You aren't crying, are you?
- Nope.
I wouldn't think
any less of you if you did.
- I'm not gonna cry, come on.
- All right.
If it's any consolation, Ron,
this girl is good.
She is damn good.
- She is a dynamic anchor.
- Yeah.
What's more, she is a hell
of a journalist in the field.
- I know you don't wanna hear it.
- I get it, I get it.
Now look, I think it's time
that I get out on the streets
and do some real hard-hitting
journalism, you know?
I wanna-- I wanna--
I've really been pondering, and I think
I'd make a hell of a reporter.
Oh, boy, Ron,
I think that is a bad idea.
You know, you don't do well
without a Teleprompter.
Well, that's just a rumor, okay?
Now look, let me put together
a weekly feature
where I rip the lid off
of some big story.
Hey Harken, nice suspenders, dick.
- What was that all about?
- That's my son.
Look, Ron, people seem
to like you. I'm not sure why,
but I'll tell you what. I'll put you
in the field if that's what you want.
- Great.
- But you've got to do this right.
I mean, follow leads,
confirm sources.
I am talking real journalism,
my friend.
Great. Right on.
Now, what's a lead?
Well, Ron, a lead
is when you find information
that ''leads'' you
to larger stories.
- Of course, you know what a source is.
- Easy. Yes.
No, I lied,
I don't know.
Well, a sour-- oh, Jeez. Why don't you
just watch Corningstone?
- She has a handle on what's going on.
- Okay.
She's always on the phone,
she's viewing tapes.
She's probably got
dozens of juicy leads.
- I'll watch her like a hawk.
- You do that. I have confidence in you.
- Now, I'm gonna go grab some steam.
- Great.
Ron, ''I'm'' gonna go grab
some steam.
- Right. See you, Ed.
- See you back at the office.
I won't let you down.
Helen?
Helen, has anyone
been at my desk?
Because I am missing some
very important papers that I need
- for a story that I'm working on.
- Yes, Ron came by,
he said there were
he wanted to get them
back from you, so...
What? He did what?
Oh, that... man!
I hope that crazy gypsies
castrate him
and feed it to the dogs!
- May I have some tea?
- Yes, of course.
You have such passion.
All right, team, I've got
a hot lead right here.
Really? Where'd you get it?
- Stole it from Corningstone.
- Oh cool, what is it?
It says Paul Hauser,
a tropical fish clerk at Pet Shack,
is head of the radical political group
known as The Alarm Clock.
Has his home address
and everything. Oh my golly.
- This is great.
- Wow.
This is a big story.
You could win the Wurlitzer for this.
Hey, look, a camera.
Hey, if I win the Wurlitzer,
you guys are all coming to the dinner.
- What do you say we do it, gang?
Step on it, Brian. We're about
to rip the lid off of this thing.
I'm Ron Burgundy, San Diego,
and it's time to rip
the lid off of it!
I'm Ron Burgundy, reporting to you
from the mean streets of San Diego.
So mean, in fact,
I feel frightened for my life.
Guess what, citizens?
A political radical
who's been eluding authorities
for months is living here, among you.
But I'm now going to--
rip the lid off of it!
Ron:
Let's go. Hurry up.
Be swift. Be swift.
Stay close, guys.
Let's go, guys,
stay sharp.
Well, if it isn't Mr. Hauser.
How are you today, devil?
- What?
- You heard what I said.
You are the devil incarnate.
What is that, a devil sandwich
made of lies and hubris?
I think you must have
the wrong house.
- Do I have the wrong house?
- Yeah, Hauser lives across the street.
Oh, that's a deceptive ploy,
isn't it?
I ought to knock you in the hip.
My name is Anthony Caltran.
Why don't you shut your mouth,
Go to back to prison where every pervert
can pass you around for cigarettes.
I don't understand.
What's happening?
Would you like to tell the fine people of San
Diego what you've been up to?
Lies, corruption, deceit?
- Thuggery, buffoonery.
- Me?
I don't like the way
you're looking at me.
You should avert your gaze,
because you are a low-life scum
who doesn't pay taxes and, as far
as I'm concerned, is a Communist.
- No, not I.
- What would you say
if I boxed you in the ears
for San Diego?
This-- this ring right here
that says RB.
I'd knock and break both of those--
the pair of spectacles you have on.
I got problems already with my ears.
I don't need anymore.
I'll give you more problems.
I'll give you problems in your kidneys.
I'm gonna batter your kidneys.
Champ, hold on to the microphone here.
- I'm going to town.
- Champ:
Hey, Ron?- This is gonna be good.
- Champ:
Ron, he's right.The mailbox, it says Caltran.
We got the wrong house.
My apologies. Sorry,
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