Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie Page #6
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- Year:
- 2004
- 93 min
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We make mistakes, that's okay.
That's what happens in the news biz.
All right, let's try over here.
Stay focused, guys.
Stay focused,
pick up the pace!
and the ''Rip the Lid Off of It'' gang,
I'd just like to say thank you
on such short notice.
I don't know why you guys
wanna talk to me,
- I just sell tropical fish.
- Duly noted.
As a real journalist,
I have to start with one question...
Are you the leader of a radical group
known as The Alarm Clock?
- No.
All right, let's get that cable up
and shove out of here.
I think we should...
Oh, yes.
Then how do you respond
to these security photos of you
outside the bank five minutes
before it was robbed
by four members of the group?
You're touching his face,
Brick. Look alive.
Well, that happens
to be my bank.
Just because I go there doesn't
make me a dangerous radical.
By that logic, you could arrest anybody
who's ever been to a bank.
Paul:
You know, like I just-- like I said,
I just-- I work in a pet store,
you know?
Pet Shack, you know?
- I sell tropical birds.
- Right.
I'm not even--
I'm not much for politics.
Once again, I am sorry.
Big hearty handshake there.
All right, let's bring the van
around the front,
- and maybe get lunch at Lancer's.
- ( clearing throat )
I'll have a veal chop.
Would you stop coughing, Brian?
- Look at these.
- Do you need a lozenge?
Oh, right.
How could I forget?
Then how do you explain
between you and the man
in the security cam footage?
A lot of guys talk like I do.
- Maybe it's my brother.
- Your brother?
- Hadn't thought of that.
- Paul:
Or...is going off!
You're gonna pay for this,
Ron Burgundy!
Let the truth ring out!
Follow him with the camera!
Ron:
Oh boy, he's fast.
Boy, we really ripped
the lid off of that!
He took the van.
Oh my God.
He is a member of The Alarm Clock.
Ron's voice:
This is fun!
All right,
what do we do now?
Since this report was filed,
Paul Hauser has disappeared.
Unfortunately, police were
just days away from arresting him,
but now must start
from scratch.
Well, that was
quite a story, Ron.
Well, I appreciate that,
it sure was.
as a reporter, as journalist.
But, that's my job.
I'm a journalist,
I'm a very good journalist.
I'm a damn fine journalist.
And right now,
I'm sensing some jealousy.
But, that's part of the game.
And sometimes some people
are better, and other people aren't.
So, coming up
after the commercial break,
Brick Tamland, he's gonna
have a little weather report for you.
We have a hot one in store
over here in Fallbrook.
It's 100, and you can expect
on Tuesday--
Not yet, Brick.
- We'll be right back.
- We'll be right back.
Huh? That's
how you do it...
- by the way, P.S.
- Unbelievable.
Unbelievably good.
Champ:
That was great,that came off really well.
Thank you, I couldn't
have done it without you guys.
Narrator:
lmpeding a federal investigation,
stealing another reporter's lead
and not to mention
losing an $80,000 news van,
Ron was fired that night
by Ed Harken.
And once again,
he hit bottom... fast.
Driver:
You bastard, we trusted you.
Narrator:
In fact, Ron bottomed outas fast as just about anyone.
He sometimes bottomed out
when he couldn't find a parking place
or if the sports section
was missing from the paper.
Anyway, I feel like
I'm explaining this too much.
Narrator:
Sharon! Damn it, Sharon,
I'm recording narration,
turn that phone off.
Sorry about that.
So anyway, he hit bottom.
? You got me going in circles. ?
Announcer:
It's Channel 4 News at 6:00.
Good evening, San Diego.
I'm lead anchor, Veronica Corningstone.
This just in.
using the Channel 4 News van,
- ran an armored car off the road today
- Ron:
Damn it, Harken!and stole nearly $50,000.
- Oh, for crying out loud!
- The group has been using the van
from former anchor, Ron Burgundy.
I hope you're happy.
I'm trying to just enjoy my ribs.
From all of us here
at Channel 4 News,
I'm Veronica Corningstone
and you stay classy, San Di--
Thanks for stopping by,
San Diego.
Man:
All clear.
Charlie, I needed
that research last week.
Well, get it to me
as soon as possible. Thank you.
- Miss Corningstone?
- Yes?
I tried calling the mayor's office,
but they won't call me back.
Well, try again.
Tell them that it's me
and that he owes me something.
He knows that.
Why do you have to keep
typing this in Chinese, Lloyd?
Helen, would you put Ron
on the phone?
You know what? Forget it.
It's all right, no.
I'll call him later.
The Vs aren't working
on my typewriter.
It's ''eronica Corningstone.''
That's horrible, they can't say that.
My name's not Eronica.
What did I do wrong?
Ron's voice:
? I'm not home right now ?
? I am not home ?
? I am out, so leave a message ?
? When the machine goes beep. ?
Ron, this is your mentor,
Jess Moondragon.
I thought maybe
you'd like to talk.
Jess...
help me.
Ron:
You've done well for yourself, Jess.
Yeah, I dreaded
retirement forever,
until I found this piece
of land.
- It's God's country.
- Magnificent.
Mother Nature sure got up
on the right side of bed today, huh?
She's a giving lady,
Mother Nature, she is.
She didn't even bother
to put on makeup.
You know, I'd deeply like
to take her and...
- make love to her.
- Mmm.
She's an elusive goddess,
Mother Nature.
Yeah.
Still, to...
feel her succulent breasts
pressed against me...
- Mmm.
- and my breath,
whispering hot in her ear...
''Yeah, baby...''
while I fumble
with my belt.
You get my drift, friend?
Yeah, yeah I do.
I do, but therein
lies the rub,
for she turns away
all suitors.
I'd like to take Mother Nature
to a sleazy motel,
get in the shower and...
wash each other all over,
then go in the bedroom and do things
you can only do in Bangkok.
All right, I'm gonna
have to stop you there.
You're making me
very uncomfortable.
Sorry, Ron Burgundy, I--
Mother Nature
does that to me.
So I guess you heard
what happened to me.
I did indeed, old friend.
Everyone hates me, Jess.
I can't work anywhere.
is all but dead.
Now you listen to me,
the world always needs
a good anchor,
and Ron Burgundy
is a damn fine one,
so you just hang in there.
That's your advice?
''Hang in there''?
Look, I don't know why
you ever looked up to me
so much in the first place.
I'm not all that great a guy.
Well then, I guess
I'll be going.
You know, it's funny.
I always wanted to do a broadcast
from the observatory.
I bet you could reach
a million homes from up there.
Now I'd be happy
to reach just one.
Why don't you take
- It'd cheer you up.
- Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
I tell you, you get out there
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