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both your legs, all right?

Take that.

You're a war hero, Nikki.

But your fianc,

he can't stand the sight of you.

He's told you

that he doesn't love you

without your beautiful feet

and your pretty little

tippy toes.

You are devastated.

He's gonna leave you, Nikki,

so talk to him.

Now, whenever you're ready.

Why?

Oh, Tommy, why?

I loved you, and not just for

your hair or your eyes.

I loved all of you!

And what, because I don't have

regular feet or ankles or knees,

you're leaving me?

See, look at this.

See, you see this?

Now, this is, this is beautiful.

This is Fant...

You're blowing me away, baby.

Nikki, you're blowing

everybody away.

Stay in the moment, darling,

stay in the moment.

I loved you!

- You are so f***ing beautiful.

- Thank you.

What the... Rachel!

What the f*** is going on here?

- It's not like that at all.

- It's not what you think.

What do you mean?

It's exactly what I think!

You guys...

You're my sister! Rachel!

What the...

You told me you loved me!

You said you loved me!

Are you serious?

That's disgusting!

Why would you do that to me?

I f***ing hate my life!

Honestly! F*** you!

Hey, f*** nuts, get up there,

sit next to your fianc,

who you so haphazardly

kicked to the curb.

Go on! Get up there.

Tell her why you can't

stand the sight of her.

Beautiful, darling, beautiful.

Why? Tell me why!

Oh, you wimp.

Uh, it's...

It's not that I don't

love you, baby.

It's just, I live on the beach.

What does that have to do

with you leaving me,

you selfish bastard?

What, now that you live

on the beach,

I'm not good enough

for your beach friends?

No. I mean,

it's just all the sand.

I'm not strong enough

to push the wheelchair.

I'm but a 110 pounds is all.

Do you think this is good,

newbie?

I don't know. I'm trying.

Well, it's f***ing terrible.

Take him outside.

Warm his ass up.

Oh, sh*t.

Okay, so how does this work?

What are you gonna do?

What the f***? Ow!

Come on, dude! It's too tight!

Ouch! I can't breathe!

Get off me!

Get the f***...

I'm not dumping you

because you lost your legs.

I'm leaving you because you've

been sleeping with my sister,

you unfaithful whore!

Here we go.

You don't think I saw you

with her in the garage?

I was in love with you.

I was gonna take off this purity

ring and become one with you.

But no! You betrayed me!

Selfish b*tch.

That never happened.

Shut your mouth, Rachel!

This is my turn!

Unleash the beast,

you son of a b*tch!

Time to kill!

The doctor said

you lost both your legs,

but he forgot to mention

the most important part of you

lost forever.

Your heart!

Scene.

Beautiful. Beautiful!

You see, everyone?

You noticed that?

I eliminated his fear

and allowed the adrenaline

to unleash the brilliant

acting beast inside of him.

Nobody can teach this.

Of course

that's why you're here.

You're not gonna make it

in this business without me.

You really blew me away.

Guys, hush, please, for a sec.

I'd just like to say,

Rowe, what you had tonight

was a breakthrough.

Thanks, guys.

Here's to everybody shutting up

already and drinking.

Salud, b*tches!

Wait, wait, wait.

Before we all cheers this sh*t,

when we all become stars,

what are you guys gonna do?

I think I'll go to Milan,

start my own boutique.

I guess I'm next.

Here's what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna play the field

for a while,

and then once I hit it big,

I'm gonna get Lulu back

'cause she's my rock.

Check this out.

I'm gonna buy a Clydesdale

and ride that b*tch

across the Rockies.

How 'bout you, Hannah?

What I'd really like is to find

a guy that would love me for me.

One day you're gonna

find that guy, and when you do,

he's going to be

the luckiest guy in the world.

That's a promise,

hotty-potatty.

Ugh!

Please, can we just toast

before we puke?

Idiot.

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

Your hair is like,

it's like blonde silk, you know?

It's like so smooth like water,

like cascading over the...

Oh, my god,

it smells like heaven.

Nikki.

Oh, look.

Creeper boy is back.

Lucky for you, I gotta go potty.

Naked pictures, huh?

Same face, different body.

Really?

It's not me.

So I could just go online,

check 'em out.

Oh, is that how you look

at naked girls?

You go on the Internet?

Damn, you got me.

How could a little boy like you

deal with a woman like me?

Que se dice, my Nikki?

You up for a little game

of two on one?

Rubisio.

Hey, drew?

What?

Go f*** yourself.

I'm gonna tell you what's

gonna happen here, Nikki.

What's gonna happen here, drew?

We're gonna take these shots,

and we're gonna

go back to my house.

How do you know

I even like you like that?

Whoa! Who said anything

about liking anybody?

Maybe I just wanna

run a scene with you.

Oh, yeah? What kind of scene

is that, drew-hoo?

Think that hurt you?

You have no idea.

Take this off.

Company policy clearly states

no more than three inches

above the knee.

You, young lady, have no excuse

because I suspect

you are quite experienced

in measuring things by the inch.

Get out.

Oh, sh*t.

Deboard.

Rrrrr...

Choo-choo.

You wanted to see me, Kathy?

Do you know why we have

a schedule here, drew?

I believe so.

I don't think you do

because if you did, you'd show

up to work every day on time,

just like all those other

little worker bees out there.

Sorry, Kathy,

it won't happen again.

You're right, it won't because

this is your final warning.

After that,

you'll be out on the streets,

probably turning tricks

just to pay your rent.

Do you know what it's like

to sell your body for sex, drew?

Pants around your ankles

in a dirty bathroom

somewhere downtown.

In this economy, you'll be lucky

to get 20 bucks a blow.

You know what?

I quit.

You know what? I quit.

I'm taking this!

Psycho!

You wanna be a star,

you dumb f***,

then answer my calls.

Oh, I know what you're doing.

I know you're

on your set, right?

Making your f***ing movie.

You get your pampered-wearing

ass back to class,

or I'm gonna toss you into

the urine-filled streets

for the last time.

Oh, yeah! Can you breathe?

- Yeah, I can breathe.

- Oh, no, no.

Now! Can you breathe now?

- Yeah, I can still breathe.

- I bet you can't. You're lying.

You little b*tch.

You like being my b*tch?

No, I don't.

You don't like being my b*tch?

How about an ear?

You like that, motherf***er?

You like that?

- You like that?

- Ow.

- You like that?

- Stop.

Yeah? You warm yet,

you little b*tch?

I'm warm, I'm warm!

Go and unleash your beast,

motherf***er.

Hey, drew.

- What?

- Go f*** yourself.

Rose, you must do me this honor.

You must do me this honor.

No matter what happens,

you have to promise me

to survive.

How hopeless you may be,

you have to promise

you'll hold onto that promise.

I promise. I promise.

Never let go.

Never let go.

I'll never let go, Jack.

I'll never let go.

Ah, you see that, folks?

Did you see that?

That is a big, dark

academy award-winning cloud,

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