Walk of Shame Page #8

going to give her away.

You...

Over there! Over there, sir!

Go back! There she is.

- All right, all right.

- Make a U-turn. Hurry!

Go back! WALTER:
All

right, all right, relax.

Come on! Drive faster!

Stop banging on the glass!

- There it is! Over there. My bike!

- I see the bike.

Bingo! WALTER:
Here we go.

All right, she's here.

Stay in the car.

X22 pursuing suspect on foot.

Entering parking lot,

corner of Vermont and Third.

Miko, is that you?

Come.

Uh...

Police officer.

Oh, no.

Hello, hello?

No.

New girl.

Oh! New girl.

Okay, let's do this.

You know what to do?

God. I am

never doing shots again.

And use plenty of lube.

X22, we are in pursuit

inside the Happy Oasis Spa.

Copy that.

You, what do you fellows want?

Ma'am, we're in pursuit

of a suspect.

We just want to look

around a little bit.

You're not my guy. I took

care of my guy already.

What does that mean, Walter?

Don't worry about it.

Oh. Yeah, yeah. I like.

This is good. This is good.

It stopped moving.

Oh, great.

Thank you.

Okay. She stopped moving.

We got an address. Let's do this.

Let's go get her.

No, no. I go call

my guy at the station.

My guy, Vic. Okay?

You know Vic?

Hilarious.

So, new girl, what's your name?

Kim Jong-il.

That's beautiful name.

Listen, can you push harder

on muscle please?

Yeah, yeah. I know, you're

tense, you're tense.

Oh, yeah.

I had bad night. This yellow

whore cheat me out of fare.

I cab driver.

I chase her, but better

I don't catch her.

In this country,

you can't just kill.

This is exciting.

Shh.

Kim, why you stop?

Uh... No, no. You're tense.

You're so tense.

Good. Yeah.

Stay down.

Quiet, quiet.

Feet. I like that.

Time for happy conclusion.

Shh.

Sh*t.

Kim, what happened?

What was that?

Kim.

You!

This way. I'm coming!

I got you covered.

Other side.

I could kick it down.

Other side.

Jesus Christ. Did you see a

woman in a yellow dress?

Yeah! She steal money from

me and then she assaulted me.

Go find her.

You are police!

Whoa.

Check it out.

She can't have gotten too far.

- Stop!

- Out of the way!

Officer.

Any luck with Miles?

Nothing.

We got to find her.

Carpocalypse.

I can get across.

I just have to...

No.

Oh, my God. Sorry.

God, you scared me.

Who are you?

What are you doing here?

I need to get

across the freeway.

Underpass about a mile down.

No. I don't have to go that far.

The freeway's empty.

There won't be

any cars until 4:00 p.m.

I could maybe

let you cross here.

Great.

For a toll.

A toll? I have nothing.

I have no money.

I have no...

I like those.

They're a nice color.

Man! I just got these.

Hey, Dan, I'm over the

freeway for the re-opening.

T-minus 30.

I'll shoot it and then hover. And you

can come back to me live at 5:00.

Yeah, if we have an anchor.

What do you mean?

Where's Meghan Miles?

You've got a feed from Chopper Steve.

Check this out.

Dan, are you watching this?

Yeah, Steve.

Oh, my God! There's a woman in a yellow

dress trying to cross the freeway.

Freeze!

Put your hands in the air!

Freeze!

Get down on the ground!

Put your hands behind your back.

Hands back.

Hands in the air!

Hands up or hands down?

Do not move.

Let me see your hands.

Dave, stop talking

about her hands.

I'm sorry, Walter.

I got this.

Just let me handle this.

Don't move. Don't move.

We got her, Walter.

We got her.

We got her. All right.

Game over, ma'am.

Stop! Ma'am, stop!

Sh*t. I knew it.

Come on, Dave. Come on.

No!

No!

Don't, don't, don't!

No!

No!

- Oh!

- God!

Oh, my God! She made it.

Jesus Christ, she's an Olympian.

Walter, she's getting away!

I'm sorry!

Walter, we're stuck.

That chick is a psycho.

Good job, Steve.

Keep on her.

I'm on it. No, lost her.

Suckers.

Do not call. Don't tell Vic!

But I got to call it in.

Do not tell Vic. I will

f***ing shoot you. Walter!

You left your purse in your car?

Yes.

And your shoes, too?

Um...

I don't see what the shoes

have to do with anything.

Okay, I cannot let you in

that car without payment.

I have the key!

It's right here. Look.

Boop-boop.

See the boop? You can't block a

boop-boop with your hand. Boop-boop.

Look, turn around.

You'll see it boop-booping.

Mmm-mmm. I'm not going to fall for this.

It could be a trick.

What kind of trick?

What am I, a magician?

You need to calm down.

I'm trying to help you.

You are?

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah.

Now, what is

the address from where

"your" car was towed?

Okay. Yes.

It was... Um...

Okay. Well, it's not...

It's not my address.

Because I was visiting a friend

at the time of the towing.

He was a...

It was a new friend.

Naughty.

Are you telling me

that there's no way

that I could go to my car, without

my license, and get my wallet,

which has my money?

Do you see what I'm laying down?

Do you see what

I'm putting down?

I'm putting that down.

Are you trying to bribe me?

No.

That's a shame.

Because I was thinking I might

want Quiznos for lunch today.

How much?

$500.

Quiznos does not cost $500.

It does for me.

Okay, you are going

to let me into my car.

Hands off of there!

You are going to

let me into my car!

Hands off! Stop it!

Get your hands off the glass!

Stop it. No!

I can see it!

It's right there.

Hands off the glass.

Get out of here.

Give me my car.

It's right there.

No, not my purse!

My purse. No, no, no!

F*** this.

Yes.

Yeah. Suck it, lady!

Oh.

Come on, go.

Come on. Go, go!

Come on. Come on.

No, no.

Got you.

I know you.

You're stuck again.

You going to...

Hi, I'm Gordon.

I'm from last night.

How are you doing?

How are you doing?

Any chance

you can pop the sunroof?

Yeah. Uh-huh.

All right, a little more.

Hi. Watch yourself.

Let's get you out of here. Apparently,

you have some news to deliver.

How did you know?

What are you...

I know everything.

Hi! Where's your car?

I don't have a car.

What?

I know. I know. I know.

- Damn! What did you do to yourself?

- Whoa, whoa.

What did you do to my dress?

How did you guys find me? You

got to get me out of here.

Okay, tell me what's going on.

I can't believe

you guys are here.

We did it!

You're alive!

I can't believe we found you.

I can't believe it.

Oh, I love you so much.

Whoo-hoo!

How the heck did

you guys find me?

Oh, God. Really?

Yes.

How did you find me?

You got your friends

and your GPS.

Your Keytective thing.

Oh, my God! Keytective!

Keytective! My commercial.

You thought of that?

Yes!

That was genius.

I know.

Do you want me to sing it?

No, don't sing it.

Okay, I'm so sorry that I left.

No, no. It's okay.

Honestly, I don't have

a bigger regret in my life.

It led to the most insane...

I mean, I don't do

this sort of thing at all.

No, no. It's okay.

Guys, I hate to interrupt your second

date, because it's really cute,

but we've hit a wall.

Oh, no.

Suspect in yellow dress spotted

entering black SUV

moving east on Wilshire.

Bingo. We got her.

Who has my phone?

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