Wedgerino Page #3
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- Year:
- 2015
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steady source of income.
- We don't mean to sound non-supportive.
It just seems like you two
haven't thought this idea
all the way through.
- Well, you do sound non-supportive,
so thanks for nothing.
Come on Carl, let's go.
- Don't tell me what to do, Larry,
but I will go with you
because I agree with you.
- Why don't you boys stay for dinner?
- Yeah, we can order pizza
and eat it on the stoop.
- I've lost my appetite.
- So have I.
- I can't believe
the lack of support
from our girlfriends.
- I know, both our girlfriends
were completely non-supportive.
Maybe I was right to
have a crisis about mine.
Maybe you were wrong to not
have a crisis about yours.
- Well, at least
we'll always have each other.
- I'm really grateful we're
number one best friends, Larry.
Larry?
Larry?
- I was just taking a break.
Getting a little shut mouth.
- Cool.
- What's up, fellas?
- Hello.
My name is Larry
and this is my best
friend and roommate, Carl.
Haven't seen you around.
Are you new in town?
- Just got in this morning
and drove all the way from Cali.
- That is a looooong drive.
- It's long enough.
Gives you time to think.
That's my motorcycle over there.
- Nice hog.
Nice wheels.
- You know about bikes?
- Not really.
- Neither do I.
- It's because you're not from California.
Everyone in California rides a bike.
My name's Johnny.
My full name's Jonathan Junior,
so some people call me J.J.,
but you guys can call me Johnny.
Trying to get away from
the whole J.J. thing.
- Carving out a new identity
on a new coast, huh?
- Something like that.
- Say, we were just about
to go inside and unwind
because we just got into huge
fights with our girlfriends.
You wanna come inside and join us
for some decaffeinated coffee?
- I don't see the point in decaf.
I'll take some almonds if you got any?
- So does your bike have a name?
- Bike Tyson, like the boxer.
- Funny you should mention boxing
because the landlord
of this very apartment
is not only a landlord,
but also a boxing promoter.
- I know.
He's my brother.
I don't particularly care for my brother.
We didn't even really grow up together,
except summers.
He's mean.
He's aggressive, he's judgmental,
but he's the only family I've got.
I found out a couple weeks ago
he suffers from an enlarged heart.
He could die
just like that.
So I decided to come back,
go into the family business
in a last-ditch effort to
salvage our rocky relationship
before he passes on.
Going into the family
business also makes sense,
from a financial perspective.
- Johnny, you seem like a super cool,
level-headed guy with
a flair for business.
Maybe you could give my best
friend and I some advice.
We need to make a quick buck.
Couple thousand quick
bucks, to be precise.
We need to pay our rent to your brother,
as it turns out.
We're thinking about
starting a website about jam.
Our girlfriends don't like the idea,
but what do you think?
- Let me sleep on it.
Meet me tomorrow for some coffee action
and I'll help you guys figure it out.
- That's great, Johnny.
Thanks.
I look forward to hearing your input
and becoming very, very
close friends with you.
- Beige.
- Johnny is such a great guy.
- If he's so great,
why don't you make him your
number one best friend?
- That's not what I mean't, Larry.
- He hasn't even helped us yet.
- "Yet" being the key word.
I'm sure he'll help us sort it out.
Just hold your horses.
- I literally am holding my horses.
- Gentlemen, I have figured it out.
I remembered, this morning,
that I have a friend who has
a raspberry farm upstate.
I called him and he's willing to donate
a hundred pounds of berries
to give your guys a little jumpstart.
- That's great.
- Yeah, real great.
We'll only sell one type of jam.
It's a good thing variety
is not the spice of life.
Oh wait, J.J., I just remembered,
variety is the spice of life.
- That's rude, Larry.
- I thought I told you to call me Johnny?
Not J.J.
- I guess I wasn't paying
attention to what you were saying
because I don't find you
that interesting or cool.
- Larry's usually a really nice guy.
- No, that's all right.
I'll just go hang by myself.
- I'm sorry Johnny, I got jealous
because Carl likes you so much
and you seem like a cool guy
and I thought he might make you
his new number one best friend.
But I've realized, true friends,
like Carl and I,
we don't hold each other back.
So I'd love it if the
three of us could become
extremely close.
Carl and I will remain best friends
and you'll be right here.
- Beige.
- What do you mean, beige?
- Whenever something is
cooler than cool, it's beige,
'cause beige is a super cool word.
Thank you.
Nothing like that first
sip of a fine roast.
- Say Johnny, not
to change the subject,
but I've been thinking.
- You are changing the
subject, but I don't mind.
- You seem like a really great guy
and I know this really great girl
and I think the two of
you might potentially
get along really well.
- You mean, like a setup?
Like a blind date?
- That's exactly what I mean.
I know what it's like to be new in town
without any friends.
- I also know and so does Stuffy.
- I don't think so.
- Why not?
- I love you, Johnny.
I'll always love you.
I'll never leave you.
- Tell us, Johnny, what is it?
- Come on, Johnny,
we're all friends here.
- I have emotional...
problems, okay?
What badasses do
is the price you pay
for being a cool dude.
- Right, but being a cool
dude must be awesome.
- Being cool is usually pretty beige,
but with women I have trust issues.
- Your brother indicated he
also doesn't trust women.
- Well, he didn't indicate it, Larry.
He flat out said it.
- Excuse me, Carl.
I'm sorry if I didn't
memorize the conversation
and repeat it back verbatim.
of trust towards women
runs in the family.
- Or, maybe his trust issues stem
from his own personal experiences.
- Or, maybe he's just attracted
to the wrong kind of woman.
- Johnny, if you're truly
committed to seeing results
and working on your trust issues,
then you should give it a
shot with my friend, Nicole.
She's a great girl
and if I weren't already
in a relationship,
I would have asked her out on a date.
- I don't want your sloppy seconds.
- Now hold on there, Johnny.
My best friend Carl, here,
was a perfect gentleman.
He never once touched her,
aside from when he
pulled her from the ocean
to save her from drowning.
- Maybe I can save you from drowning too.
- All right, I'll give it a shot.
- What is that?
A piece of string around your neck?
What are you, a Texan?
Is that a bolo tie?
Why don't you wear a thick
tie, like a real man?
I brought you here to assist
with the family business,
not to go to some late night parties.
I need you to do some
office work D Properties
and I also need you to find an undercard
for the upcoming fight I'm promoting.
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