Wedgerino Page #5
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- 2015
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to be your personal trainer.
- I don't know, Johnny.
- Carl, boxing is a business.
You have to train properly
if you wanna beat Larry.
- Yeah, but I don't wanna...
- Carl, you might even
have a career as a boxer.
And if you and I train together,
it might be an excellent opportunity
for us to become extremely close.
- I agree with you.
We could become very close
but I don't wanna upset Larry.
He is my number one best friend
and he's already on edge
about things between us.
- Where is Larry?
Right, he's eating ice cream.
- Okay, I'll allow you to train me,
but with one stipulation.
Larry remains my number one best friend.
- Understood.
- Great training sesh.
- It sure was, Johnny.
Thanks man.
Whoa, Larry.
What's up, man?
I just had a great training sesh.
I thought you'd be asleep by now.
- It's tough to fall asleep when you eat
an entire tub of ice cream by yourself.
- Yeah, all that sugar will
definitely keep you up at night.
Speaking of which,
you sure have been a big
fan of ice cream lately.
- Well, my best friend ditched
me for his new best friend
and my pet doesn't even have a brain,
so ice cream seemed like a pretty decent...
- I gotta rinse off, man.
I just had a great
training sesh with Johnny.
- You're not even listening to me, Carl.
- I promise you, Larry, I
am listening to you, buddy,
but I gotta rinse off.
It was a great training sesh.
The best training sesh.
Just give me two seconds.
I'll come back, I promise.
Let me just power down.
Be right back.
- I don't understand why you need to get
an arm full of tattoos.
- Well, first of all, when
you cover your arm in tattoos,
it's called a sleeve.
Not an arm full of tattoos.
And secondly, even though
we're best friends,
I still wanna look tough
for our boxing match.
- To impress Johnny?
- Not just to impress Johnny,
but to be beige in general.
- Beige.
What're you even gonna
get to fill up your arm?
I mean, you could get some
sort of fireworks display.
- There's no way that
the magic of fireworks
can be conveyed on an arm.
You'd need, at least, an entire back.
This might be totally random,
but I could see, someday,
getting a companion back piece.
- That's not random at all, Carl.
It's completely on topic.
- Enough chitchat, Larry.
It's tattoo time.
Come on!
- What?
- What?
- You, bonehead, come on.
I don't have all day.
What do you want?
- I'm here to receive a sleeve.
An arm full of tattoos.
- Okay, have you ever
been tattooed before?
- Nope, this is my first.
I'm Carl and that's my
very best friend, Larry.
He's here for moral support.
- Well, my name is Skulls.
I'm 31 years young and I run this joint.
I inherited it from my
old man when he kicked,
back when I was some
young twenty-something
year old stupid punk.
Tattoos have become more mainstream, Carl,
and I don't like it.
Used to be, people used to just get
their eyebrows pierced and call it a day,
but I'm not one to turn
away any business, am I?
Got a kid to feed and bills to pay,
just like everybody else.
- I hear that.
- But I gotta ask you, full sleeve, huh?
Why don't you start
with something smaller?
- No, that's okay.
I think I'm gonna go with the sleeve
and you could draw whatever you want.
A dragon, maybe a Japanese saying,
maybe a sexy woman in a
bikini or fire hydrant.
I just wanna look tough, like you.
- I earned these tats.
Seriously, Carl, this is a big decision.
Tattoos are forever, man.
- Like friendship.
- No, not necessarily like friendship.
- How do you mean?
- Friendship tends to change.
It can shift, right?
Okay, when I was in college,
my best friend, her name was Charlene.
We called her Charlie.
We were really tight.
We used to smoke weed everyday.
She was my roommate.
One time, this stupid
frat guy made up a rumor
that we were dykes, so we
totally kicked his ass.
That was a trip, actually.
But then, Charlene just
turned into this mega b*tch
and things just weren't
the same after that.
I haven't spoken with
her in over ten years.
- That is a really heart-wrenching story.
I'd love to hear her side of it.
Girl relationships are really different
than guy relationships.
So I'm certain that what happened to you
would never happen to Larry and me.
- Actually, Skulls, Carl
is somewhat mistaken.
He and I have begun to grow apart,
ever since he started
spending a lot of time
with a mysterious badass named Johnny.
- Is Johnny coming?
- Okay, see, this is what
I'm talking about, right?
Friendships are not forever,
necessarily, but tattoos are.
Yes, technically Carl,
you can get them lasered
off, but it causes...
- Cool.
- Focus, Carl, Jesus.
Do you want a full sleeve or not, man?
Come on.
- Well, I'm a little less certain
than when I first entered your parlor,
but yeah, I want the sleeve
and put it on my right arm
because I'm a righty.
And, you know what, I'll take whatever
this crisp ten dollar bill will get me.
- Can I speak with you for a moment, Carl?
- Go for it.
- In private.
You don't need an arm full of tattoos.
- A sleeve.
- You know what, Carl?
I've had it with you.
- So, are we gonna hang
at your house later?
- Sure.
- Okay, we should get some beer.
Oh my god, there's that guy.
- He's looking over here.
- Should I go talk to him?
I'll catch you guys later.
Nice bike.
You got a ciggy?
- I don't smoke.
- That's surprising.
You look like a smoker.
- Go buy yourself a pack, on me.
My name's Johnny.
- Thanks, Johnny.
You're a true gentleman.
I'm Lisa.
People call me 'Sa, for short.
- Is that spelled, apostrophe "Sa?"
- Yeah.
- Hey Johnny.
I almost ordered a pizza
for lunch, but I resisted.
I had a protein shake instead.
- Beige.
Let's go train.
- I love pipping hot pizza.
- So do I, Carl.
So do I.
Gotta stretch out these
limbs, Carl, all right?
It's the only way for you to stay limber.
It'll help you move
around quick in the ring
and when you see an opening,
you pop Larry right in the jaw.
- Actually, Larry and I have an agreement.
Nothing above the shoulders
and nothing below the upper stomach.
- So what, you're just gonna stand there
and punch each other in the chest?
- Or the hand.
- You're not gonna punch
him in the hand, Carl.
Boxing is a sport.
Okay, Larry will understand
that when you're in the ring.
You know, it's his fault
if he wants to loaf around
all day eating ice cream.
You're working hard.
You're out here training.
You're eating complex carbohydrates.
We both want pizza right now, right?
We're not eating it.
We're eating this wholegrain bread.
- Johnny, I appreciate you taking the time
and teaching me a few tricks of the trade
and I feel like we're
becoming very close friends.
- Maybe even best friends.
- Maybe.
- Yo, Larry.
Larry, what's up?
Another great training sesh.
Oh, he's ignoring us.
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