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- You get the traps set?

- I got the traps.

We're gonna set,

we're gonna

set them next.

- Yeah.

- Gotta secure the base.

[hooting]

[purring]

Hold on, little baby.

[purring]

I'm comin'.

[purring continues]

Yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes.

[indistinct]

Ya gotta keep your head

in the game.

- It's in it!

- Stay focused.

- Stay vigil.

- I -- you confused me.

If you see somethin',

say somethin'.

Get your nails.

[leaves rustling]

I saw a grey.

A visitor.

That dude seemed cool.

Oh, a -- a grey visitor?

Yeah, don't you watch

The History Channel?

Yeah, yeah,

a grey alien.

They're the most common

to visit Earth.

You know, I know

quite a lot about history

but from school.

Well, there's your

first mistake.

Right, 'cause TV

is a much better teacher.

Yes. Yeah,

there's a bunch

of different kinds

of aliens.

From all different,

different galaxies

and different

dimensions.

That dudes that built

the pyramids are

w-a-a-ay different

than the greys, you know.

The greys are just,

just tryin' to study us.

You know, they wanna

learn how

the Anunnaki made us.

What the f***

is an Anunnaki?

Okay, try to keep up.

I only wanna explain

a million years

of history once, okay?

So, the Anunnaki,

they -- they're the guys

from Egypt and Sumeria.

You know,

they're -- they're

the ones that made us.

You saw one of these

Anunnaki in the woods?

No, no,

don't be foolish.

I saw -- I saw a grey.

I saw a grey,

and he was --

Hey, can you guys stop

that for, like,

two seconds?

Look, maybe he saw

an alien,

maybe he didn't.

You heard what he said.

The little dude was nice.

He was tryin'

to teach me.

Gonna offer him some

candy or maybe

a gentle bro'ing.

I'm sure

Jeremiah and Zach

are out, blazin' up

talking about girls

or guitars or whatever.

Yeah, I know

what I saw.

Gee-tars.

[door opening]

Yeah, yeah, they tough,

they tough.

But they still animals

like we got here.

I'm sure they got

special powers

and technology and sh*t

but they still

flesh and blood.

And I know,

'cause I've killed

enough of 'em.

Now, this might not

catch 'em necessarily.

But it's gonna

f*** 'em up.

It's gonna f*** 'em up

pretty good.

Let's get these

traps set.

I'm getting

the willies out here.

- Hey.

- I hate tonight.

This is

my every night, Peggy.

I love ya and I wish

none of this on you.

What?

An idea come to me.

You get these set.

I've gotta build

somethin' inside.

Okay.

How the hell do you know

all of this?

Like I said,

History Channel

talks about it.

There're a lotta

books too.

There's, um,

"Behold The Pale Horse"

"Fingerprints

Of The Gods"

"Magicians Of The Gods."

F***. Ev -- even -- even

Nat Geo'll throw

some clues out there.

Yeah, the day after

the, uh, the crash

in Roswell

a local paper

put out a story

sayin' it was

a f -- flyin' saucer.

That was

a government statement.

Next day,

they retracted it, why?

I mean, maybe there was

a mistake or misprint

or something.

No, no, no,

no, no, no.

Think about what would

happen if everyone

found out

that these dudes were

comin' down

and takin' people.

People would

f -- f***ing flip out.

We'd see nobody

has control.

We don't have control.

Have you ever considered

your sources

might not be

a 100 percent?

Has it ever occurred

to you that nothing

that human beings

know or do

is a 100 percent?

Do you answer every

question with a question?

Do you?

Alright. Well, at least

he's thinking

of something.

He definitely saw

something out there.

The only thing that

is for certain

is that this guy

is high.

High on drugs I shared

with you, bro.

You know what else?

I'mma find your boy.

I'm gonna find your boy.

Mr. Slickness?

What's his name?

Mr. Slickness.

I'mma find

Mr. Slickness, yeah.

Come here, baby brother.

You watch them.

Okay.

Okay.

Alright.

Thank you.

Be careful.

Alright.

I'm going to my tent.

What the hell

were you thinking?

Well, I was thinking

I wanted to stop

the son of a b*tch who

was pumpin' his poison

into our community..

...sir.

- I told him --

- Shut the hell up,

Jackson.

Do you know what it

would look like

if this got out

to the public?

Do you?

Do you?

It would look like

somebody's finally

doing your job.

Gleesh nosh nish nosh.

Ginish nish nosh loke.

[door opens]

Baby.

Baby, how long was I

out there for?

You get your traps set?

I -- I was setting

that last one

and then -- then..

...one of those things

showed up.

See, they're already

messin' with the TV.

I...started makin' this

for Court.

Then I could

bring her back.

What is it?

It's a wave-transmission-

blocking helmet.

This is

a military technology.

Leaked out to the public

quick enough.

Come here.

I don't know if this

is going to be enough

to bring her back.

They might already

be in too deep.

Go get some bobby pins,

would you, baby?

Alright.

It's okay, darlin'.

Uncle Brock thinks

he figured out

a way to help.

Look, I ain't

a 100 percent.

But I reckon

this just might

block them signals

comin' into your head.

Yeah.

Okay, secure

the bobby pins.

It's just a little pin.

It's okay,

it's just a little pin.

I'm just pinnin' it.

There ya go.

- Hurry now. Come on now.

- Almost.

It looks kinda nice.

- Would you stop?

- Okay.

Baby..

Nice work.

What exactly were you

meant to catch?

You're relieved of your

duties tonight, buddy.

[trap slams]

Ohhh.

What happened to you?

Who did this to you?

Calm down. Tell me.

Oh.

Ohh.

Zack!

Zack!

Zack, where..

Zack.

Zack, what the f***

happened?

What the f***

did you do, dude?

F***!

Zack. This over some

f***ing weed?

[intense music]

[alien growling]

How many times

do I have to ask ya?

How long you been

scoring from Brock?

I don't know a Brock.

To a tweaked-out scumbag

like yourself

he may be God.

Let me tell

you somethin'.

He ain't no God.

He's not even a man.

Look, if I knew who

this guy was,

I -- I would tell you.

You just sit there

with a sh*t-eating grin

plastered all over

your face

tellin' me you

don't know who the

f*** this guy is?

- Yeah.

- Never seen him before?

I'm serious!

Well, I don't buy that.

I'm tellin' the truth!

Derek, no, no.

No!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Calm down now!

[spluttering]

[crying]

[intense music]

[alien growling]

[screaming]

Let's do something

different.

Different?

How different?

[Besh squeaks]

[giggles]

[whispering]

I don't wanna bug

poor Cassie.

[chuckles]

Let's go do

something different.

[laughs]

Come on.

[whistling]

[trap slams]

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Well! Yeah!

They still

flesh and blood,

ain't they?

Okay.

[inhales deeply]

God!

I promise. I promise.

I promise.

[coughs]

[dramatic music]

You ain't so bad now,

are ya?

[alien growling]

What? What?

How 'bout this?

You speak

a little English

tell me what you freaks

are after

and I'll let you go.

If not...we gonna perform

a little brain surgery.

What? We was..

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