Whatever It Takes Page #4

- Ready? | - Break!

That's cheating!

We're here for you, buddy!

Nice game. | Pick me up tomorrow morning at 7:00 a. m.

Okay.

Well, I've done my part.

Now, let's go get me that heart.

What are we doing here?

Look, she wants heart, we'll give her heart. | You want her to fall for you, right?

Not like this. I mean, these people smell.

- This had better work. | - Trust me. This will work.

What are you doing?

- She's not eating it. | - Maggie's going to be here any second.

If I give her the speech and she digs it, | then what?

Then, I don't know. Try talking to her.

- Tell her how you feel. | - See if she needs a lift home.

All right, I'II think of something.

She's coming! Put that Jell-O down!

Hey, could you maybe...

God! No!

Chris?

Hey! You work here too?

Yeah. What are you doing here?

I like to come here from time to time...

...to visit with the sickly and old.

You think that's gay?

No, I think it's nice.

Yeah?

Well, that's what I do.

- Who ate my Jell-O? | - Pipe down, you old bag.

- I want my Jell-O. | - Fine!

Brian, give me that Jell-O.

Hey! That's my Jell-O!

Here it comes.

I think it's sweet | that you come here, Chris.

Don't you think it's sweet, Miss Simms?

Just heavenly.

I have to go to the bathroom. | Number two.

You want me to take you to the bathroom?

You want Chris to take you | to the bathroom?

- That would be nice. | - Do you mind?

I was just hoping that she'd ask.

Now, don't drop me.

Well, I guess this room's in good hands.

I should get going.

That is a really nice outfit.

Ride home...

Do you want a ride home?

No, I have stuff to do at the school theatre.

There's a school theatre? Since when?

I mean that's cool. I don't mind.

- I'll meet you downstairs in 15 minutes. | -15 minutes.

The theatre. That's perfect!

Right. Look, nobody better see me there.

Are you in a play or something?

Me? No. I'm not much of a Thespian.

Well, I hope not, I mean...

...I'd really be wasting | my time if you're only into chicks.

Do you like plays?

Yeah.

We got this one, it's Power 41 QB follow.

I fake it off to the halfback. | Then I crush skulls up the middle.

I meant stage plays.

Yeah.

I was just joking.

Where have you been? I'm dying here. | Will you help me out?

Hey Chris.

Yeah?

Let me ask you something. | Why are you so interested in me?

We don't really make sense as a couple, | do we?

Well, yeah...

Sometimes the best things in life | don't make sense.

Sometimes the best things in life | don't make sense.

- Like rainbows. | - Like rainbows.

And flowers that bloom in the winter.

Flowers blooming in the winter.

Besides, I think you can help me to be | a better person, you know?

Besides...

...I mean, I think you could | help me be a better person, you know?

How do you mean?

Well...

- Like, be grateful for what I have. | - Like, be thankful for what I have.

- Show some gratitude. | - Show them some attitude!

- Gratitude! | - Gratitude!

Wow, she's really beautiful.

You're really beautiful.

What'd you say?

Did you say that I look beautiful?

Yeah.

Just like a little flower.

Hasn't anyone ever told you | you're beautiful?

Hasn't anyone ever told you | that you're beautiful?

In a very different way than anyone else.

In a very different way than anyone else.

You know, I should be pissed at you.

- You should be pissed at me? | - For making me fall for Chris.

He's great.

He tries to put on this big jerky act.

Then he has these amazing moments.

- So, he's okay? | - Yeah, he's okay.

I can remember summer nights | when I was younger.

Just lying in bed...

...listening to your father play | the accordion for your mom.

"Melt With You. " It was her favourite.

I can remember feeling | so safe and happy listening to that song.

Just wondering if one day, | someone would be that good to me.

He used to say | he played every note just for her.

This feels so strange.

You know, me and Chris.

You and Ashley.

It's almost like somebody | messed with fate.

I'm going to call it a night.

Hey, Ryan.

He'd be proud of you, your father.

Yeah.

You guys want to check out | my prom date finalists?

Taylor and Cinnamon.

Hookers?

- Escorts! People tell me they're interested. | - You talked to their pimp?

- We prefer "broker. " | - You can't bring hookers to the prom!

- No way, dude. | - I guess not.

- I bet Virgil Doolittle went stag anyways. | - I'm sure he did.

I just had my legs waxed.

And look.

It's new.

Do you like it? Because you know, | I can take it out.

It works.

Sorry.

Oh, my God!

Look at those freaks! | They're staring at me.

- What? | - Go!

- Drive, Brian, please. | - Fine.

- What the hell is that? | - Maybe he didn't see us.

I'm really excited about tonight.

Three more of those and you walk today. | Kind of like me this morning.

Scared of the ball? Miss?

- I'm sorry but you know how it is. | - I guess so.

Get back in the box, you girl!

When you quest for greatness, | victims happen.

Get up, you wuss!

- What are we going to do tonight? | - Dude, let's go bowling.

- Hey, guys. | - What up, new school?

- What's up, ladies? | - Hi, everybody.

Brian, you kicking with these geeks?

Why do you got to call them geeks?

Is anyone doing anything tonight? | Because, I'm free.

Ashley, come on.

I saw them waving at you this morning. | Please.

- These guys? | - These guys.

- No way! | - You're with them right now there, guy.

"With. " We're all with everyone. Right?

So, anyway...

Stu, like I'm saying, this game this week, | it doesn't look that tough...

I thought we'd go shopping. | I'm looking for something short...

All right, look. You guys said it.

They're geeks.

Actually, geeks doesn't even do it.

- Give me a letter of the alphabet, Chris. | - "J."

Jerks, jokes, jackasses.

- Try "P." | - Punks, piss ants!

Peckerheads.

- "F." | - No, this is not-

- Freaks. | - Fools!

Fungus.

- "D." Dipshit! | - Douche bags!

- Defectives! | - D*ckheads!

Oh, my God.

So, I'II see you tonight then?

Floyd, wait up! I'm sorry, okay?

- But I'm this close to getting her. | - That's great.

No, you crossed the line this time. | But I get it.

Ryan, I know you're really into Ashley...

...but at some point it's just not worth it.

Ready?

- Yes. Is the sea bass smelly? | - It's a fish.

No. You know what I'II have? | I'II have a salad with vinaigrette...

...and a bottle of water, | but only if it comes in a pretty blue bottle.

If not, a Pellegrino, but not in a bottle.

- And for you, sir? | - Some ice.

- Crushed? | - Definitely.

- That's okay. | - Here, here, let Mama rub it.

Good party, Maggie?

Check it out!

Oh my God.

Get used to it, girl.

Sloane, that outfit is great.

I like it too.

Is anyone else home?

No. Just us.

Any idea of what we could do?

I bought some new underwear today.

I thought, | maybe I could model them for you.

They're mostly thongs.

Right.

I'm going to take a quick shower, okay?

Yeah, sure. I'll just wait.

Maybe you could join me.

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