X-Rated: The Greatest Adult Movies of All Time Page #4

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AGAIN, I-- I CAN ONLY DESCRIBE

THIS AS MY HIGHER SELF JUMPED IN

AND SAID, "DO IT."

BECAUSE SOMEBODY'S GOING TO

DO IT.

YOU-- IF YOU DO IT, YOU CAN

BRING CONSCIOUSNESS AND QUALITY

TO IT, SO DO IT.

WE ARE CENSORING OURSELVES

FROM DOING THINGS THAT ARE AS

FREE AND AS OPEN AS THEY WERE

35 YEARS AGO.

I MEAN THEY WERE MORE FREE

35 YEARS AGO.

I HATED THE SCRIPT THE FIRS TIME I READ IT.

IT WAS-- IT WAS REALLY

DIFFICULT TO, UM-- TO READ ABOU INCEST IN SUCH A SORT OF

FLIPPANT, UM, MANNER.

BUT IT WAS SO WRONG.

LOOK, MA, I DON'T THINK ANY

LESS OF EITHER ONE OF US.

IT HAPPENED,

AND I GOTTA TELL YA,

I WANT IT TO HAPPEN AGAIN.

DON'T-- DON'T... NO, PAUL,

DON'T. THE WORLD HAS

A DIRTY WORD FOR THIS.

THERE'S THESE-- THESE MOMENTS

THAT KIND OF MAKE YOU SAY,

"WHOA!" THESE JARRING MOMENTS,

LIKE, FOR EXAMPLE, WHEN KAY

PARKER IS IN THE KITCHEN, AND

HER BREAST IS HANGING OUT OF HER

SHIRT, AND SHE'S STANDING THERE

WITH HER SON, AND IT'S ALMOST AS

IF THERE'S NO COVERING UP,

AND IT-- IT'S JUST, AGAIN,

SEX IS OUT THERE.

I MEAN I'M NOT EXACTLY

OVER-THE-HILL, YOU KNOW.

YOU'RE TELLING ME.

YOU SEE IT A LOT WITH KAY

PARKER'S FRIEND IN THE MOVIE,

WHO IS HAVING ORGIES AND-- AND

DOESN'T HAVE ANY ISSUES WITH--

SHE THINKS IT'S HOT IMAGINING

THAT HER SON WOULD BE

HAVING SEX WITH HER.

SHE REFERENCES THAT KAY PARKER

IS, YOU KNOW, HAS BEEN KIND OF

ASSAULTED BY HER BOSS.

AND SHE'S ON THE PHONE WITH HER

FRIEND, AND THE FRIEND SAYS...

WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE?

IS JERRY RAPING YOU?

CUT THAT OUT,

YOU SON-OF- A-B*TCH!

WHAT'S HE DOING?

DOES HE HAVE HIS COCK OUT?

BUT IT-- IT-- IT LENDS ITSELF

TO THIS IDEA THAT THERE'S LOTS

OF DIFFERENT THINGS THAT PEOPLE

FIND SEXUALLY AROUSING, EVEN IF

IT IS NEC-- EVEN IF IT IS

FORBIDDEN.

WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT THE--

THE SCENE, THE SEDUCTION SCENE

WITH MIKE RANGER IN "TABOO,"

I-- I GET GOOSEFLESH--

I'M GETTING RIGHT NOW, AS I--

AS I GET READY TO TALK ABOUT IT,

BECAUSE I DO REFER TO IT AS A

VERY, UM, SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE.

SHE'S JUST LEFT THIS ORGY

PARTY THAT SHE FELT EXTREMELY

UNCOMFORTABLE AND DID NO PARTICIPATE IN, AND SHE JUS FINDS IT WITHIN HERSELF THA SHE MUST HAVE SEX,

AND HE'S SAFE FOR HER.

HE IS SAFE.

(GROANING)

I LOST MYSELF IN THAT SCENE.

I WAS NOT THERE.

I SURRENDERED, IF YOU WILL, TO

THE PART, AND THE PART, OR THE

ROLE, THE MOTHER, JUST TOOK ME,

UM, ON THIS TRIP.

IT WAS ALMOST LIKE, YES, THIS

IS THE NATURAL THING THAT SHOULD

HAPPEN BETWEEN MY MOTHER AND I.

THAT'S--

(INTERVIEWER) I'M APPALLED.

THERE'S NOTHING WRONGER

WHAT'LL IT BE, GENTS?

OH, THE MASTER WILL HAVE

A BEER, ANYTHING IMPORTED.

BOTTLE OF BUFFALO PISS,

PLEASE.

THE AMERO BROTHERS MADE A BIG

BUDGET COMEDY. WE JUST HAD A LO OF FUN. I SWEAR, THE BURNING OF

ATLANTA SCENE OR WHATEVER WAS

THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER

NOW, REMEMBER, PAY NO

ATTENTION TO ME WHEN I'M TALKING

TO YOU, JUST DO WHAT I SAY.

THIS IS A VERY SIMPLE LITTLE

SCENE I'D LIKE TO GET DONE

QUICKLY, BECAUSE WE ARE SHOOTING

THE BOMBING OF ATLANTA

THIS AFTERNOON.

(ALL SCREAMING)

IT WAS FUNNY AND QUIRKY.

IT WAS-- IT WAS VERY HORNY,

IT HAD SO MANY SEX SCENES.

I WAS REALLY IMPRESSED.

I DID IT IN A BOAT ONCE,

AND I HAD TO DO ALL THE ROWING.

R. BOLLA AND I ARE IN

WYOMING, WHERE WE MEE THE CANE SISTERS.

I DECIDE TO TAKE THEM TO

NEW YORK WITH US, AND-- AND SHE

SAYS SOMETHING LIKE, "WHAT,

YOU GOT AN AIRPLANE?"

ANYWAY, I'M TO BE QUEEN

OF THE FAIRIES, AND I'VE GO THIS TERRIFIC GOWN RIGGED UP.

A GOWN?

ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE

TRANSYLVANIANS?

SUSIE MANDELL WAS THE-- MY

FAVORITE OF THE TWO CHARACTERS.

CANDY, WHAT'S A FILM LOOP?

YOU'VE GOT ME.

THEY'RE LOOKING FOR 46 GIRLS

AND A MONKEY.

IT WAS REALLY A TRIBUTE TO

THE, UH, MGM MOVIES,

ONLY WITH HARDCORE SEX.

F***.

THE RAPE SCENE WHERE THE

YANKEES CAME IN AND, LIKE,

BANGED ALL THE CHICKS.

I WANT A CUM SHOT, OR NONE OF

YOU FAGGOTS GET PAID!

"BLONDE AMBITION" WAS PLAYING

IN NEW YORK-- THE R-RATED

VERSION AT ONE THEATER,

AND THE X-RATED VERSION A IT'S SANDY, AM I RIGHT?

OH, BUT THERE IS AN AMAZING

RESEMBLANCE.

BUT NOW THAT I LOOK AT YOU,

WELL, IS MY SISTER HERE

OR NOT?

"NEON NIGHTS" HAD A VERY

VERONICA HART PLAYED A MADAME,

AND I WAS KIND OF HER BOY-TOY,

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT,

BABY.

YOU'RE MY PRIVATE F***ING

THE FILM WAS ACTUALLY

KIND OF F***ED UP.

UM, THE DAUGHTER IS LISTENING TO

HER MOM AND HER MOM'S BOYFRIEND

AND THEN SHE STARTS

MASTURBATING WITH A HAIRBRUSH.

AND THEN SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM,

AND HE COMES IN,

AND HE'S TELLING HER TO SHUSH

AND TURN AROUND, AND HE'S

GRABBING ON HER:

AND TOUCHING HER.

NO.

TURN AROUND, COME ON.

TURN AROUND, BABY.

THAT'S A GIRL.

THAT'S A GOOD GIRL.

WHEN JAKE TEAGUE MAKES

LYSA THATCHER ELEVATE, THEY DID

IT VERY WELL, LIKE, HE WAS

PUTTING HIS ARMS UNDERNEATH HER

BUTT AND OVER HER B*OBS AND

OVER HER VAGINA AND, LIKE, DOING

THE WHOLE CREEPY THING, AND THEN

I LOVE HOW HE GOT IN HER MIND.

HE WAS HAVING SEX WITH ANOTHER

WOMAN WHILE HE WAS INSIDE OF HER

MIND, AND SHE WAS FEELING

EVERYTHING THAT HIM AND THE

OTHER WOMAN WERE DOING.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS PRETTY

INTERESTING.

SO VERONICA, BACK HOME,

IS TAKING A SHOWER, AND A LA

HITCHCOCK IN "PSYCHO," UH, I

ENTER-- BUT I HAD SOME FLOWERS--

AND I PULL BACK THE CURTAIN,

AND SHE SCREAMS.

(SCREAMING)

(STRINGS SHRIEKING)

GOTCHA!

OH, MAN, WERE YOU EVER GOIN'!

NO!

PEEING IN YOUR PANTS,

YOU WERE SO SCARED.

YOU F***!

SHE'S ALL PISSED OFF AT THAT,

AND THEN WE GO OFF IN THE

BEDROOM AND MAKE REALLY FRANTIC

AND HARD, HARD SEX.

I THOUGHT HE DID VERY WELL A KEEPING THE PLOT TOGETHER AND

MAKING IT AN INTERESTING MOVIE

THAT IS, NOT ONLY RISKY AND

DIFFERENT AND VERY INTERESTING

WITH THE MAGICIAN AND HER

HITCH-HIKING AND BEING IN LOVE

WITH HER MOTHER'S BOYFRIEND,

I WANNA GIVE IT A TRY.

I DON'T WANNA LOOK BACK

WITH REGRETS.

YOU KNOW, IF ONLY I'D GONE

TO NEW YORK, I COULD'VE BEEN

THE PLOT OF "ROOMMATES" IS

SHE HAPPENS TO BE A HOOKER,

AND SHE DECIDES TO GET OU OF THE BUSINESS.

AND HER APARTMENT'S TOO BIG

FOR HER, SO SHE CONSIGNS

TWO ROOMMATES TO COME

WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT--

ONE WAS, UH, A BEAUTIFUL,

GORGEOUS MODEL, WHO,

UNFORTUNATELY, SEEMED TO HAVE

A DRUG PROBLEM AND GET IN

AND I PLAYED A COLLEGE STUDEN WHO, ACTUALLY, I THINK,

RAN AWAY FROM COLLEGE.

I WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MY

COLLEGE PROFESSOR, AND I FINALLY DAWNED ON ME THA HE DIDN'T LOVE ME AT ALL.

MY CHARACTER HAD SOME BAD

PEOPLE IN HER LIFE, AND, UH,

STUFF HAPPENS BECAUSE I RUN

RAMPANT, AND I KIND OF

LEARN MY LESSON.

WHERE AM I?

YOU'RE IN QUEENS. WHERE THE

F*** DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

THE FAMOUS RAPE SCENE

FROM "ROOMMATES."

SO MUCH OF IT WAS INFERRED.

THE BACKS OF THE ACTORS WERE TO

THE CAMERA.

I WAS LAYING ON THE FLOOR.

RUB SOME ON HER FACE, SAL,

RUB IT IN.

MAKE HER EAT IT.

AGAIN, YOU HEAR THE SOUNDS,

YOU HEAR THEIR VOICES, YOU CAN

ONLY IMAGINE THE WORST POSSIBLE

THING IS HAPPENING TO ME.

JAMIE GILLIS COMES BURSTING IN,

STARTS KNOCKING THE GUYS ASIDE,

AND THEN JAMIE STARTS DOING

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