You, Me and Him Page #7
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- 2018
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- [DR. PARKS] Miss Jones?
- Hi.
Oh!
I'm so sorry.
There's no heartbeat. I'm so
sorry.
What? Wait, wait.
- Are you sure? Could you try it again?
- No heartbeat was detected. I'm certain.
How are you certain?
Maybe, you made a mistake.
Most...
Most commonly, an infection has occurred.
We'll do further tests.
I know this is hard.
But I'm afraid we have to think
of Miss Jones' safety.
Now, and the safest step now
is to deliver this baby.
Plea... Please could you... could you
just do it one more time for us?
Just one more time again.
I'm so sorry.
She's gone.
She?
Could you give us a minute?
- [ALEX] Babe?
- [OLIVIA] Yes, I'm here.
I don't want you here.
[PANTING]
I don't want this in anyone's memory.
I just want to get it done.
[GRUNTING]
- Are you sure?
- Please.
[JOHN] "Seldom, except in books, do
the dying utter memorable words,
see visions, or depart
with beatified countenances...
and those who have sped
that to most the end comes as
naturally and simply as sleep.
As Beth had hoped,
the tide went out easily...
and in the dark hour before the
dawn...
on the bosom where she
she quietly drew her last.
With no farewell but one loving
look...
one little sigh."
Look, I know you're probably
about her.
But you see, I can't.
I don't know if I'll ever be
able to.
I was so looking forward
to being something.
Anything.
[GLASS BOTTLES RATTLE]
- Is John okay?
- Uh...
When he cries...
like a little old lady's.
That's funny.
- It's not.
- No.
I actually saw him this morning.
I can't help waddling...
about, reminding him... Sorry.
Maybe, it's best if you keep
your distance from him a bit.
Right. Okay.
We could go to my parents', I
suppose.
Or you can go if you want.
[SUE] Darling!
- We're going to have such fun.
- [OLIVIA] Oh!
Daddy's birthday party's coming up.
I've invited that Biggles Tilsbury.
- I've got such a girl crush on her.
- You can just say crush, Mummy.
- Anyway, I shouldn't be here for long.
- You can stay here as long as you like.
We really are fine.
I think it's time you started thinking
about this baby other than that girl.
Don't you?
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Hello!
Oh, look. John's sporting a man
bun, the final tosser frontier.
He's a handsome devil.
Sorry, darling.
Oh, look! Biggles Tilsbury just got here.
You two would make a lovely couple.
Thanks, Mummy. I still have a
girlfriend.
- [ALFIE CHUCKLING] -Where's
Magda and the girls then?
Oh, um, she took the kids
on a weekend away.
Isn't that a bit odd, going on
holiday without your husband?
- Um...
- Not at all, actually. No, um...
- Trudy leaves Sting behind all the time.
- Does she now?
- Bully for her.
- Hmm.
[MOUTHS]
This is organic Hereford
blackcurrant vodka.
[POPS BOTTLES OPEN]
And this is the coolest old
person party I have ever seen.
I better not.
Alex, an international playboy
once said, "To drink is to live".
And that international playboy
was me!
[LAUGHING]
Yeah, Alex. What you got to
lose?
Just one shot.
- Hmm.
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- [OLIVIA] Very nice to see you.
- Whatto!
Oh! Sorry.
- Biggles, how are you? Very long time.
- Very long time, yeah.
running around your garden naked.
- Oh!
- [LAUGHS]
- So, last week then?
- No, no. We were five.
Yes, no. I was joking.
Oh, right. Yeah, I know, 'cause
wouldn't have been last week.
- No.
- Wouldn't have been naked.
Aren't you a bit old to be
having a baby?
- Uh, I guess not.
- Ah! Well, I do hope it's normal.
Thank you.
Most kind. Ben.
Come over. Biggles, do you remember Ben?
This is my brother.
- Uh, vaguely.
- You babysat me through childhood.
- Oh!
- We went to the same school
and then university.
Ben? Whose wife is a rampant
shagger?
Yep. That Ben.
You used to wet the bed, didn't
you?
[LAUGHING]
- [JOHN] Get up!
- [ALFIE SCREAMS]
[JOHN SCREAMING]
[SOFT SONG PLAYING]
Hi!
Alex.
Hey.
You weren't just going to
leave, were you?
No. I just needed a moment away
from it all.
You've been drinking.
- Yeah! I'm allowed now, remember?
- I know. I...
I wasn't saying...
- Did you not get the invite?
- Yeah. I'm...
stood right here.
[CHUCKLES]
Well, what part of "garden chic"
do hot pants fit under?
I don't know. Is there
a I-don't-give-a-f*** option?
Yeah, okay.
[SIGHS]
Alex, can we try and get
back to normal? Please?
Maybe, less of the swearing,
smoking, boozing?
More of the early nights, yoga?
So, I can be a good mum to my
non-existent child, is that it?
No. So you can be a good mother to mine.
For ours.
- I need more time.
- We don't have any more time, Alex.
Please.
We need you.
I can't be everything you want me
to be right now. I'm so sorry.
broken.
- It's just changed.
- No.
I shouldn't feel so lost when I'm
[SUE] Olivia!
Should I go?
Olivia?
[SIGHING]
[DOOR OPENS]
Wow!
- Has she even seen this?
- No.
Why is it yellow? She's having
a boy.
And what if it was a boy that
wanted to be a girl, Jonathan?
Yeah, all right.
All right. I'm a middle class,
straight, white guy and I suck, sorry.
To teach is to learn yourself. It's
a noble and inspiring profession.
Good.
- And Miss Jones?
- What?
Um...
I won't be some wired artist,
desperate for her next joint.
I'll be normal. Be part of the
race.
That sounds quite nice, now.
And yeah, what she said.
[DOORBELL RINGING]
- Whatto.
- Hello, Biggles.
Bought the backgammon. Bit of competition
should help get that baby out.
Oh, yay!
- John, what on earth are you doing here?
- Hold the door. I have to talk to you.
- Who's this?
- Biggles Tilsbury. How do you do?
That is such a stupid name.
No offense. You should be a dog
in a handbag, in like, 2001.
- Goodbye, John.
- I have to talk to you.
- We're busy.
- It's Alex.
- What's wrong with Alex?
- Do you like my bun?
- I don't have time for this, John.
- No. But, yet, you never have time.
I've lost the love of my life, I'm
40 and I live with my parents
and I'm about to sh*t out
another human being.
[WAILING]
Have you got a point in this
conversation?
Or in life?
Boo-f***ing-hoo!
You know what you may not know,
Olivia?
I was born with scoliosis.
[CLICKS TONGUE] I had a back
brace
right through school
to straighten things out.
- Okay.
- I know.
You're thinking, "But how he's
so tall and Greek-God like?
Well, that was not the case back then.
I was twisted like a pretzel.
The other boys used to hang me by
my brace from the football goal net
and then kick balls at my head.
- Oh!
- Right at my head.
- Gosh!
- Yup. And these were Scottish boys, not...
ya Harry Potter, posh, wee, skinny things.
These are real proper men,
kicking balls, right at my head.
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