Your Friends & Neighbors Page #4
- R
- Year:
- 1998
- 100 min
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- Fine, thanks.
- Is this part of a collection or...
- No, it's just a single piece.
- Nice, isn't it?
- Very.
- Your first time here?
- Uh-huh.
- You?
- No, I work here.
Work? Really? You're an artist?
No, artist's assistant.
That's terrific.
Hey, you don't have a gift shop, do you?
I want to buy my wife a little...
We're going away for the...
- No, I'm sorry.
- OK.
Listen, is it me
or is this whole thing sort of...
kinda out of whack?
No, I think it's you.
Really? Because it seems...
No, I'm sure of it. It's you.
How did you find this hotel?
- I asked around. One of the guys.
- Mm.
Maybe we should... try again.
No, I...
I really don't want to right now.
I'm hard though.
Firm. Just relax.
- You're whispering again.
- I'm sorry.
If it's me... I don't want to push this.
Yeah.
I know, yeah.
Harvard Med? Hmm.
Yeah, that's great.
Top of the class too?
Mm.
AIDS research. Super.
Well, hey... Wait a minute.
What the f***'s her name?
I mean, tits like that
have a name, correct?
Yeah? Well, you get right back to me.
OK.
Maybe it's just me,
but f***ing is f***ing.
It's not a time for sharing.
I don't care what anybody says.
Yeah, I feel the same way.
Editorial note to delete the word
"f***ing" before submitting story idea.
- You're saying what?
- I'm asking for the best you ever had.
Can you name her?
- The best?
- Yep.
- Why do you wanna know that?
- It's interesting.
- Come on, we're friends. Be honest.
- Well, what's your best?
- Hey, I asked the question.
- F*** you too.
If we're gonna be revealing,
let's be fair.
OK. Er...
- Mine would be my wife.
- Bullshit.
Except maybe on a talk show.
That's my answer,
and she's very good, so up yours.
Jesus.
OK. It'd be er...
The f***ing best? Why do I
always go first with sh*t like this?
- I just went.
- Go ahead.
Take a turn if you're so interested.
I just wanna hear yours.
You amuse me.
Listen to this cock. Suddenly
he's got big balls hanging out with us.
- What does that mean?
- Figure it out.
- We're just wondering anyhow.
- Yeah. But...
OK.
Fine. You wanna hear it?
Huh?
Senior year, gym class.
You guys have a co-ed gym?
No.
His name was Timmy Carter.
- Timmy?
- Isn't that a boy's name?
It was a guy
My best f***.
- What?
- It's the truth.
It was almost spring vacation...
late March.
We'd had about all the sh*t
we could take from little Timmy.
He turned four of us in during
English exam earlier in the week. So...
when the coach is in the lounge
for a smoke,
we grab his ass,
drag him into the showers...
held him down, tore off his clothes...
and we each took a turn.
I mean, we actually did this guy
up the butt.
I mean, we were some crazy f***ers
at that age.
I was the last one.
So, I don't know if he'd given over
by this time or what, but...
Goddamn, it was...
nice.
How can I explain this? It's...
never been like that with a woman.
As many as I've f***ed, never.
Not even close.
He's face down.
And my friends
Timmy and I are making love like we're
on some beach in the Mediterranean.
I kid you not.
F***.
It was amazing.
I feel him taking my rhythm,
clenching me off when I get too deep.
Sh*t, he did everything right.
And I know he came when I did.
I mean, I didn't check or anything
but I could tell.
I shouldn't even be
telling you guys, but...
F***, I've never known anything like it.
Ever.
Like I said, there wasn't
too much of the school year left.
Timmy dropped out. I guess.
I mean, he finished from home.
But goddamn him, he never turned us in.
to anyone.
I admired him for that.
But I think the reason he kept silent,
and I feel I'm right about this...
is that he felt something special
had happened as well.
Him and me.
Those other guys f***ed him
to teach him a lesson. But we...
I know something special happened.
Jesus. Are you making this up?
F***, no.
This happened.
I told you before, this is my life.
Yeah, but...
- Has he told you this story?
- No, it's great though, isn't it?
It's incredible.
You'd have taken the same steps.
Common decency dictated the whole thing.
I just didn't expect
to find somebody who, you know...
understood me, is all.
Anyhow, that's mine. Big deal.
At least I got one.
By the way, you guys are crazy
if you think you're getting out of here
without a little reciprocal.
Cos I'm tired
of the sycophantic bullshit here.
So let's hear some. I don't care who.
- I told you mine already.
- Fine. Bullshit.
But fine.
How about you? I think you can climb out
on a limb after what I just coughed up.
- No, I don't wanna.
- What?
- I'm not in the mood. I'm late.
- Well, f*** that and get in the mood.
You were ten minutes ago.
- Right, it's your turn.
- Come on.
Your favorite research assistant?
Fess up.
Seriously, I gotta get to rehearsal.
Go ahead. I thought you said
he was seeing somebody.
Oops.
Come on. Who is it this semester?
- Knock it off.
- Freshman or sophomore?
- What are you doing?
- What?
This is why I hate
when the three of us get together.
What?
You get together with him,
it's like you've had an a**hole pill.
We just want the truth.
I thought that was the whole idea.
- What is up with you?
- I just don't want to get into this.
Not after what we just...
- So, go on.
- Yeah. Amuse us.
I know it's not
that snatch you live with.
Exactly.
You can talk.
It's not like you're in bed.
- What?
- You were the one complaining about it.
What did you call her the other day
when we were...
It had to do
with the feminine issue.
- F*** off.
- Come on, we're friends. Be honest.
OK, the best f*** I ever had,
that'd be your wife, that was the best.
That beats my story.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- You're home early.
- Yeah.
You guys have fun?
Yeah, it was good.
- You're smoking again.
- Oh, you know, it's just the one.
- If you're hungry, there's...
- No, I'm fine.
- You OK?
- Yeah.
Sh*t.
"Hold me."
Is this your work phone?
Oh, your office there. Yeah, I remember.
Great. I just...
had it written down here
with something else.
Right. Maybe you gave it over lunch.
I... I don't remember.
Anyway, you're good?
How's... Terrific.
Listen, like I said,
I kinda just called by accident,
but you wanna get salads or something?
Answer, answer.
Answer. Sh*t.
You're a tramp.
A prick-f***ing teaser.
I don't mind saying it to your face.
You come out and I'll say it
right in your face.
Oh, God!
You lied to me!
Right to my own f***ing person!
I'm serious. You are not a nice woman.
I mean, who in the f*** just gets
their period all of a sudden?
It just doesn't happen.
And it's happened all over my bedding.
But, no, you knew that.
And you're twisted to have planned this.
I hope you have
one of those red biohazard bags.
Cos you just bought yourself
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