Zack and Miri Make a Porno Page #7
- Thanks.
So, what about me? How do I look?
I mean, you look beautiful.
You always look so beautiful so..
I guess it's not a big deal.
But you look amazing.
Okay. Let's go to make a pointer.
Swallow My Cockacino.
Scene 8, take 1.
Alright, settle. Action.
Who could it be?
-Hi.
- Hi.
I'm the delivery man, and
I have some cream for you.
You must be strong.
I work out. So..
Do you want me to give
you your cream now?
I've been waiting for it
all day.
-Oops.
- I spilled my cream.
-Do you mind?
- I don't mind.
Especially if you spill
it on my face.
Let us f***!
Let me see them, titties.
Actually, you know what, sorry
I don't think we should show 'em.
-What?
- We shouldn't show your breasts.
-Are you gonna take your shirt off?
- I ain't take my shirt off. I'm just
gonna open it actually.
You're not gonna take it off?
Why not?
My tits are bigger than yours
for f*** sake. It'd look weird.
I don't wanna show that.
She's not gonna show her tits?
I shoved my cock in my a**hole.
-Where's that delivery?
- I can't believe this.
I was delivering cream and
look what's happening.
Jesus, what is that? A rumba?
-What's a rumba?
- That akword movement.
Should we take your pants off?
- Yeah.
Oh, f***. How does this work?
You know what, I'll do it.
I'll do mine.
I'm gonna f*** you
with my pecker.
Dude, that's really dirty.
-That's too dirty?
- Yeah, it offends me.
-I'm gonna f*** you with my penis.
- I can't wait.
For my penis.
Be careful, Miri. Okay.
Just keep rolling.
F***ing cream is coming.
This is the worst porno
I've ever seen.
-Get over here, delivery man.
- Let's f*** on these beans.
Just leave 'em.
- It's really distracting.
It's all good?
We'll start kissing on three, okay?
-1, 2, 3. Go.
-Deacon
- What?
Did you see Lost this week? I missed it.
What happened?
Oh dude. They're on the island,
they off the island. Who can follow that sh*t.
I think they're in hell.
- Would you shut the f*** up.
-Cut.
- That's it?
It's over?
Ain't it supposed to
come with titties?
Well, it wasn't what we adjusted
but that was nice.
-You were so romantic.
- Way to f***, Zack!
Thanks, Lester. Wasn't just
me though guys. Give it up
For my radiant co-star here, Miri.
Show's over in here. Let's move
it on to a fourth lying scene.
Alright. Let's do it.
-You look beautiful.
-F***ing hard.
- But it was pretty.
-Good job.
- Thanks.
-You're good Mir? You need anything?
- I'm just gonna take a minute, okay?
-Okay. I'll just be up there.
- Yeah.
-That was fun.
- Yeah. Fun..
- Hey, are you alright?
- Yeah.
Just for tonight scene,
I'm ready to go when you are though.
You know, before we go..
I'm thinking
It's a good idea if we
Talk about what happened last night.
I mean, we don't have to but..
Okay, yeah. I kind of dropped
the ball in that I guess, huh?
-No, no. It's..
- To be honest..
It was.. I didn't know
Weird? Weird like how?
Acting and directing at the same
time. It's a lot to process..
First time I thought my balls
didn't have enough hair on them.
-That's not what I meant.
- I know what you meant.
I guess..
I feel like.. Like we..
-Holy f***!
- The light is on!
-Did you do this?
- No, I burned the bills how come..
- The water.
Come on, come on.
Yeah!
-We can shower in our home again!
- We got liquid.
Greetings! Have you heard
the good news about
Our Lord of savior
Jesus Christ?
Oh my God, did you
guys do this?
We got tired of you guys taking
showers at our places all the time.
So we took up a collection
amongs ourselves.
And shipped away
your a mountain of debt.
You guys paid off our massive
utilities bills?
How did you afford that?
I stole my old lady's bingo winnings.
And mistress Bubbles did a bachelor
party tonight which yours truly
very much.
But don't get too excited, cause
we didn't pay off your whole bill
Just a month of each.
And they agreed to turn
everything back on?
Yeah nine at night?
How does that work?
Stacey knows somebody that works
at power and light.
-You guys..
- This is amazing..
You didn't have to do this.
And you guys didn't have to
put us in your movie either.
-Or let us shoot it.
- Or produce it.
-Or put us in your movie either.
- We said that already.
Guys, honestly..
I don't know what to say.
Well, you could start off by saying
we could take tonight off so we could
Guys, we're not wrapped though.
We still have four days of shootings left.
Um, excuse me. In my producorial
capacity,
for tonight
So we can get lost silly.
Go, go, go, go!
-Yeah!
- Yes!
Is it just amazing after all those
years not knowing?
It was.. weird. But good.
I have my next scene with Zack tomorrow.
- You don't say?
But I'm little nervous.
-I was thinking about trying to
get with him tonight.
- Really?
I mean if you don't mind.
You guys are just friends and all.
So I didn't think it would be a biggie..
It wouldn't be a biggie,
would it?
No, no. It's not a biggie.
Why? No.
-Are you sure?
- Yes, Stacey.
I'm not married to the guy so..
I don't know. You guys just looked
kind of intimate last night.
-We did?
- Yeah.
Well, we're just better
actors than I thought, I think.
You know what? If you want to get
with him, you should just go and ask him.
- He'd be really excited to hear that.
- Yeah?
-Yeah.
- For real? You don't mind?
Cool.
All the quarters are on the ground.
Come on, you guys playing
or what?
Well, I'm bummed. But I totally
get it and it's no problem to
work with Lester again.
-He has a nice cock.
- Oh. Well, you're a trooper Stass.
Oh, but if I start making weird
faces during the scene, it's just cause
I've been constipated all day.
Oh sh*t. We don't have to shoot
this scene tonight.
No I want to.
constipated.
It totally loosens yo up.
I use exlax, but good to know.
Okay. Never thought I'd have
that conversation.
So are we starting with Lester
and Stacey tonight,
Cause we were supposed to start
with Lester and Miri.
Oh, yeah. We're not gonna do
that anymore.
I don't think Miri's gonna..
wanna..
Do that.
So where are we shooting this?
Over here?
-What are you doing here?
- Me and Lester.
Our scene is tonight, right?
Can I talk you for a minute
in the back?
Sure.
What do you want me to shoot
here, Zack?
Just start with the close-ups of
Lester and Stacey. Give me a second!
What an artist.
Did I do something wrong to you?
-Then why are you here?
- I'm here for the same reason
you're here.
To make the movie.
Okay, just like for your own
personal information..
You're acting really
f***ing weird right now.
I'm acting weird? Cause I think
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