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Breaking Wind
Craig Moss
2012		Who's there? My tooth. What the fuck? Oh .. What the fuck? Oh, heavens. How disgusting. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Shellfish the Primera So...Rate it:

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Brian Williams Reports: The Reunion - The President and His Men, 20 Years After the Gulf War
Unknown
2011		It's due tomorrow. - What's due tomorrow? - My paper. What My Dad Does for a Living. It's due tomorrow. Oh, yeah. I own a company that owns ...Rate it:

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Bring It On: All or Nothing
Alyson Fouse
2006		Oh, do we have a party going on here or what? People, this is how we do this, this is how we do it! Now it's time for the moment we've all be...Rate it:

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Bucky and the Squirrels
Allan Katz
2018		(dramatic music) The documentary you're about to see is based on an incredible true story. Some have said it's more incredible than true, an...Rate it:

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Buffalo Bill and the Indians, or Sitting Bull's History Lesson
Alan Rudolph
1976		Ladies and gentlemen your attention please. What you are about to experience is not a show for entertainment. It is a review of the events tha...Rate it:

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Bunny and the Bull
Paul King
2009		For sometime now Stephen Turnbull has been a man of routine. Everyday he showers for 27 minutes... brushes for 4... gargles for 8... and floss...Rate it:

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Bunyan and Babe
Michael A. Nickles
2017		1 Travis. Travis! What? --You just ruined my game, Whitney. Travis, mom's looking for you. I'll be right there, mom. Are you even packed? ...Rate it:

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Burke And Hare
Piers Ashworth
2010		Welcome to bonnie Scotland. It is the year of Our Lord 1828. And this is where I work, the market square in Edinburgh, our capital city. They'...Rate it:

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Burton and Taylor
William Ivory
2013		Never. Never, never. Never, never, never. Liz! Liz! Liz! Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, we're here to announce our theater company's next produc...Rate it:

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Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
William Goldman
1969		Good night, Pat. Good night. What happened to the old bank? It was beautiful. People kept robbing it. That's a small price to pay for beauty. ...Rate it:

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Caesar and Cleopatra
George Bernard Shaw
1945		1 By Apis, Persian, thy gods are good to thee. Try yet again, O captain. Double or quits! No more. I am not in the vein. Captain, a stranger approa...Rate it:

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Call Me: The Rise and Fall of Heidi Fleiss
Norman Snider
2004		Soon it'll be time for me to go. I wasn't a great communicator, but I communicated great things. Pete Rose finally agreed yesterday to a deal.....Rate it:

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Cameraman: The Life and Work of Jack Cardiff
Unknown
2010		Good evening. For those of us here tonight that are 70 years old or younger, Jack Cardiff was shooting film before we were born. I don't do ma...Rate it:

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Captain John Smith and Pocahontas
Aubrey Wisberg
1953		So you are the Capt. John Smith... who some termed the worst rogue in our kingdom... and others, the boldest adventurer. To being Capt. John Sm...Rate it:

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Captain Nemo and the Underwater City
Pip Baker
1969		1 CAPTAIN We are not a suburban city. All passengers should be prepared to leave the ship. Please proceed. We have to go. Senator Fraser... ...Rate it:

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Captain Of The Universe: Aliens And Humans
Hannah Sliver Scott
2019		FULL SCRIPT WILL RELEASE IN MY TWITTER ACCOUNT: SEASONS: 3 FULL EPISODES: 42 2019-2021 UPCOMING ANIMATION FILM - CAPTAIN OF THE UNIVERSE: EXTIN...Rate it:

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Cat a Wabb
Unknown
2015		1 "W r u?" "Planet Earth." "SRSLY!" "OTW to an internship interview." "Sati Studio?" "I hate you." W hyqfl "You'll get to hang outwith Mor....Rate it:

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Cat Ballou
Walter Newman
1965		Well, now friends just lend an ear For you're now about to hear The ballad of Cat Ballou It's a song that's newly made And professor Samuel Shade A...Rate it:

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Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Richard Brooks
1958		We want Pollitt. Brick Pollitt. We want Pollitt. Brick Pollitt. Don't you do that! I'm warning you, Trixie. Gooper! Can't you stop your child...Rate it:

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Cat People
DeWitt Bodeen
1942		Thank you. You won't believe this, you've probably heard it before... ...but I've never known any artists. I am not an artist. - Well, what's ...Rate it:

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Cat People
DeWitt Bodeen
1982		The RKO trademark FADES OFF, leaving a black screen, in the center of which are two slits of pale light. These move closer until we see that they a...Rate it:

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Cat Run
Nick Ball
2011		Thank you. Welcome. Well, thank you. Up the stairs, ma'am. - Come on, let's go. - I'm coming. Good evening, ladies. Purses. Good evening. C...Rate it:

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Cat Run 2
Andrew Manson
2014		(MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY) No matter what, I can't believe he'd do this to me. Three women at once? Two girls and. Who is she'? Their fucking ...Rate it:

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Cat Shit One
Motofumi Kobayashi
2010		This is Cat Shit One. CP, do you copy? This is CP. Over. Three canaries in sight. I've got a visual on ten armed enemies. Good work, Cat Shit ...Rate it:

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