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The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel 2 Ol Parker 2015	1 I came in last night about half past ten That baby of mine wouldn't let me in So movin' on over Rockin' on over Move over, little doll The ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas Larry L. King 1982	It was the nicest little whorehouse you ever saw. It lay about a mile outside the city limits, so everybody could feel real friendly. Sheriff J...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Best Man Malcolm D. Lee 1999	It's what you want, boy It's what you need, babe We got to give you more Of what you really want It's a secret that's been Pent up inside for ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Best Man Holiday Malcolm D. Lee 2013	Robyn? Will you marry me? Yeah. I want to make love to you tonight. Don't be scared, Murch! I just thought we had a connection back there. ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Best of Me Will Fetters 2014	All hands on deck. Be advised. All good. All good. How'd you pull that off, Cole'? Just a roughneck who got lucky. I see that. Hey, Mom. What...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Best of Times Ron Shelton 1986	These are not the best of times. And nothing comes easy anymore. In fact, ever since the fall of man, things have been tough everywhere, especi...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Best of Times Tso-chi Chang 2001	1 Dudu! What? Come here! Why? I have to hang something okay You never stop! """Okay, okay!""" Get me the 8-God banner I know what you nee...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Best Offer Giuseppe Tornatore 2013	Pinewood marriage chest with groove joinery and hand-forged hinges in the shape of tulip buds. Walnut sideboard. 16th-century French decoratio...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Best Thief in the World Jacob Kornbluth 2004	[Beat box music plays] Yeah! This is our show right here! Bitch! We're rapping kids, yo. We're rapping kids! Don't mess with us! Say what? ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Best Years of Our Lives Robert E. Sherwood 1946	(PA) Announcing the departure of American Airlines westbound flight 9. Flight 9 now loading at gate three' for immediate departure. - Yes, sir?...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
The Blitz: London's Longest Night Louise Osmond 2005	THE BLITZ An unexploded fire bomb was found in Rotterdam today. The Germans dropped the bomb in May, 1940... ...during the blitz of the city c...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Bravery: Live from La Zona Rosa Unknown 2007	PRIVATE SECURITY - Coffee's ready. - Thanks. You want it now but you never call me. I've called. Give it to me. Don't. It doesn't come off....	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Devil's Rock Paul Finch 2011	- We're on the wrong fucking beach. - Ah... Tide turning. - Yeah. We were moving faster through the channel. - It plonked us around the fucki...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Good Night Jake Paltrow 2007	Well, it was an interesting time in the early '90s, I guess. I mean, if you mention that time, I think of a pub called The Good Mixer, which wa...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Hot Rock William Goldman 1972	- Name? - Dortmunder. This way. Sign here. - What is your name? - Dortmunder. - Your first name? - John. Put your package on the table rig...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The House I Live In Eugene Jarecki 2012	A Gorsky Film Studios Production, Moscow Screenplay: I. Olshansky Direction: L. Kulidjanov, Yu. Segel Camera: V. Shumsky Sets: V. Bogomolov ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Next Best Thing Tom Ropelewski 2000	To the left. Breathe. Open your chest. Again. - Here you go, boss. - Thanks. - Hi. - I couldn't get a sitter. It's okay. Go get a mat. Hi....	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Night After Lewis William 2016	(Drew is typing on her computer at work as danny walks in ) Danny: what you doing Drew:Nothing Danny:Ok Drew:How are you Danny Danny:I�...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Night Before Jonathan Levine 2015	Here's a little story I'd like to tell... about three best friends and their first Noel. It begins right before Christmas 2001... when a young ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Night Before Christmas Jess Hill 1941	1 NARRATOR: It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house... ...not a creature was stirring... ...not even a mouse. [SNIFFING] ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Night Eats the World Jérémie Guez 2018	I can't believe you came. - You didn't tell me you were celebrating something. They're just some of my dear friends. Yeah, I just came to get m...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Night Flier Mark Pavia 1997	Come in, over. I can't have you sitting in the middle of my runway, host Respond, over. This is Buck Kendall trying you again. You gotta move ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Night Has Eyes Alan Kennington 1942	1 Very well, girls. Have a happy holiday and goodbye until next term. You may go now. Miss Ives. Yes, dear? Will you be taking us for next te...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Night Listener Armistead Maupin 2006	(piano) (creak) (feedback) (thumps) -(man) Ready? -(woman murmurs) -( man) Yeah, let's try it like that. -(papers rustle) From the studios ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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