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Breaking News
Hing-Ka Chan
2004		Brother Yuen. What's the situation? It's ready Get the car. OK Here's today's paper Will it be a wasted effort again? Well, if only this were...Rate it:

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Broadcast News
James L. Brooks
1987		FADE IN EXT. CITY STREET - DAY A restaurant supply truck is curbside, near a small restaurant. GERALD GRUNICK, forty-one, is closing the back ...Rate it:

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Careful What You Wish For
Chris Frisina
2015		1 When you're a kid, you don't think about consequences. You're invincible. Of course, they tell you all kinds of things to scare you. "Nothi...Rate it:

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Catch Me If You Can
Jeff Nathanson
2002		Thank you very much and welcome to To Tell the Truth. Our first guest, he's made a career out of being the most outrageous impostor that we'...Rate it:

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Cats Don't Come When You Call
Sugisaku
2016		Brother You retrieved them My brother I dont really like cats catsHow to describe They are mean Or you can say theyre drama queens After all...Rate it:

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Choosing the Best Photography Course for You
dhruvinjain
2000		Photographyis not just a hobby; it's an art form, a passion, and for many, a profession. Whether you're a beginner looking to master the ...Rate it:

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Could You Be Loved?
Dermot James
2015		(upbeat music) - Hey there, smiley face. - Oh my God. Fred, yes. Look, Fred, she's beautiful. She's perfect. What's up? - I saw you running ...Rate it:

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Cowboys and Cosmopolitans: The Stars of 'Did You Hear About the Morgans'
Unknown
2010		Hi, you've reached Meryl Morgan. I can't take your call right now, so leave a message and have a great day! Thanks. Hello, it is me. Your...you...Rate it:

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Desire Will Set You Free
Yony Leyser
2015		1 What the fuck? That joint was supposed to go to me. What, instead it went to little Darby Crash over there? He was cute enough. We'll see a...Rate it:

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Django Kill... If You Live, Shoot!
Franco Arcalli
1967		My gold. My gold. You won't get far, Oaks. You won't get far. Relax, hombre. - The water. - Relax, hombre. So much gold for everyone, at the...Rate it:

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Do You Believe?
Chuck Konzelman
2015		1 I often wonder why it is we're drawn to things. Take this city, for example. There are 10 million people here, 10 million souls, each one o...Rate it:

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Do You Know
Russ Gladden
0		HIM - 70ISH HER - 70ISH DOCTOR A - M/F - ANY ETHNICITY DOCTOR B - M/F - ANY ETHNICITY MELODY - 50-60 JOE - 50-60 ANNA MID 20’S MIKE MID 20’S BABT...Rate it:

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Do You Like My Basement
Roger Sewhcomar
2012		Hello. I'm Stanley, Stanley Farmer. I am a filmmaker. Oh, my God, baby, what's wrong? Baby? Just tell me what's the matter! Oh, my God! Yeah...Rate it:

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Down to You
Kris Isacsson
2000		First love. We've all been through it. It can really take a hold of you. Make you do some pretty crazy things. They remind me of my first love....Rate it:

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Du saram-yida (Someone Behind You)
Kyung-ok Kang
2007		JUMPS OFF BALCONY KILLS MOTHER AND DAUGHTER SOMEONE BEHIND YOU YOON Jin-seo LEE Ki-woo Park Ki-woong Photographed by KIM Yong-heung Lighting...Rate it:

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Eating Out: All You Can Eat
Phillip J. Bartell
2009		- Come, come to me, mi hijo. - Tiffani, you are crying. Why, my darling? - Oh, Ernesto, it's just I've been with so many men. - Have there b...Rate it:

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Even Lambs Have Teeth
Terry Miles
2015		Katie! Katie! Katie, get your skinny ass over here! Alright! Here. We. Go. Yeah! I can't. I love you. You can do this. It's gonna be aweso...Rate it:

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Every Thing You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask
David Reuben
1972		Excellent feast! Soon we will retire to the royal bedchamber. But first... As I have been victorious in this weekend battle... I wish to be a...Rate it:

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Everyone Says I Love You
Woody Allen
1996		1 # Just you # # Just me # # Let's find a cozy spot # # Where no one can see # # Just us # # Just we # # We've missed an awful lot # # What...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Exploring the Hills: The Making of 'The Hills Have Eyes 2'
Unknown
2007		No! No! No! No! No! - No! No! No! No! No! - Die! Colonel Redding. Now there's a piece of work. I can 't believe he's having us wire up this h...Rate it:

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For The Love Of You
Jackson Perry
2011		(Anthony Runs To the Lobby Really Fast to meet up with Kyla ) Kyla : Damn you must Really like her Anthony:I do Kyla:Well lets get to busines...Rate it:

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Freddy Got Fingered
Tom Green
2001		Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. I'm X-ray Cat. I've got super powers. I can see through wooden doors with my X-ray vision. Wooden doors. I can see the criminal...Rate it:

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Friends: The Stuff You've Never Seen
Unknown
2001		It only takes two heart attacks To finally make you see One of them won 't do it But the second will set you fr... I say, I did the song wrong....Rate it:

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George Carlin: You Are All Diseased
George Carlin
1999		That's nice. Thank you. Thanks very much, I appreciate it. Thank you very much. Thank you all. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. Th...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)

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