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Stand by Me Raynold Gideon 1986	I deliver perfection...\|and don't brag about it! :D I was 12 going on 13\|the first time I saw a dead human being. It happened in the summer of 19...	Rate it: (3.50 / 2 votes)
Stand by Me Doraemon Takashi Yamazaki 2014	Noby! Over here! Shizuka! - This is fun! - Okay! Hurry! Wait for me! Noby, wake up! You won't have time for breakfast! You'll be late for ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Stand Off Thomas Gallagher 2011	[Thunder crashing] [Lights buzzing] [Music playing] WOMAN: Joe, get back here! - You cut me, Tracey! Stop! - You're not leaving me! - Joe, s...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Stand Up and Cheer! Lew Brown 1934	Did you know that Lawrence Cromwell... the big theatrical producer, is going to call on the president today? Did I know it? It's the talk of t...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Stand Up Guys: The Stand Up Songs of Jon Bon Jovi Unknown 2013	"Hard Times" Performed by: Baby Huey Cold, cold eyes upon me they stare People all around me and they're all in fear They don't seem to want m...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Comedy of Terrors Richard Matheson 1963	My dear wife, as the ancient saying goes... "In wine is truth!" Insincerity, the mark of a drunkard! If you could or would for one brief mome...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Dramatics: A Comedy Kat Foster 2015	1 - Are you ready? - - Give me a sec. - You're ready now? - I said give me a sec. That was one second. Very funny. Hi. Hi. Hello. Okay, yea...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The King of Comedy Paul D. Zimmerman 1982	FADE IN: 1EXT: MIDTOWN MANHATTAN STREETS - DAY Behind the opening credits, we watch a montage of RUPERT PUPKIN making his daily rounds as a mes...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Marty Feldman Comedy Machine Barry Levinson 1971	Achtung! Britisher Ship! Prepare to fire! Fire torpedo eins! Thank you. Just one more, thank you. Thank you. One more, please. Thank you. Qui...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Time Doesn't Stand Still Asa Mader 2011	1 TIME DOESN'T STAND STILL I'm going to miss my train. Yeah, yeah... okay... I didn't think you would come back. Come on... open up! I'm comi...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Two Night Stand Mark Hammer 2014	1 Shit, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... Looking for homemade, fresh-baked goods? Come to Terry's Country bake shop in Red Hook. - Home ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
X-Men: The Last Stand Simon Kinberg 2006	I still don't know why I'm here. Couldn't you just make them say yes? Yes, I could, but it's not my way. And I would expect you, of all people, ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)