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Abbott and Costello in the Foreign Legion
John Grant
1950		'Neath the merciless sun, across the trackless desert, march the men of the Foreign Legion. Unwanted men. The forsaken of a hundred nations. ...Rate it:

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Abbott and Costello Meet Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Lee Loeb
1953		And whose pocket are you picking? I'm sorry. I thought maybe the monster had struck again. It would be an easy thing for him to do with me sle...Rate it:

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Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Robert Lees
1948		Aah! Whoa! Operator, haven't you been able to get me... the express office in Florida yet? Yes, I know it takes time to call from London to ...Rate it:

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Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man
Hugh Wedlock Jr.
1951		All hail beloved alma mater Steadfast and loyal we will be This is the greatest thing that ever happened to me. How did I ever graduate? I sl...Rate it:

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Abbott and Costello Meet the Keystone Kops
John Grant
1955		Poor girl. You leave her alone or I'll punch you right in the nose. Sit down! Any time you make a date with me, keep it. By the way, did you ...Rate it:

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Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff
Hugh Wedlock Jr.
1949		Ha-ha.! You didn't dot the "I." Whoo! Hey, Joe, who's this guy Strickland? All you news hawks hanging around here, half the guests are inquir...Rate it:

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Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy
John Grant
1955		It has been said... that a man's best friend is his mummy. In Egypt today, this theory is to be in great dispute. For two bold adventurers... ...Rate it:

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Advise and Consent
Allen Drury
1962		Thank you. - Morning, son. | - Good morning, senator. Thank you. Taxi! Sheraton Rark Hotel. - Good morning, Senator Danta. | - Good morning, W...Rate it:

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Agatha Raisin and the Quiche of Death
M.C. Beaton
2014		One summer, my dad had a win on the horses. It was his usual stupid odds, but this horse came in at 45-1. Do we have to keep going over this?! ...Rate it:

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Akeelah And The Bee
Doug Atchison
2006		A-K A-E-L E-L-E-L-A K-E-E A-K-E-E AkeeIah A-A-E E-L-A A-K AkeeIah, AkeeIah A-K-E-E-L-A-H AkeeIah: You know that feeIing where no matte...Rate it:

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Aladdin and the Death Lamp
Joe Morganella
2012		I wish you back into the lamp! I wish you into the lamp! I think this is it. Are you sure? Well, you can never be sure. Great. It's intact. ...Rate it:

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Aladdin and the King of Thieves
Mark McCorkle
1996		Ooh! ln all my years,|never have I seen the streets... so full of bustle and hustle|and assorted commotion. Our princess is to wed. Ohh, wonderf...Rate it:

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Aladdin and the King of Thieves
Sam Rogers
1996		Ooh! ln all my years,|never have I seen the streets... so full of bustle and hustle|and assorted commotion. Our princess is to wed. Ohh, wonderful!...Rate it:

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Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Rob Lieber
2014		My parents say there's no such thing as a bad day. That it's all how you look at it. What can I tell you? Parents. Here is what I know. They'r...Rate it:

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Ali and Nino
Christopher Hampton
2016		But we did it yesterday. He said he loved it. I'm so glad he clapped, because if not it, would be... Father, I want to get married. You want m...Rate it:

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Ali Baba And The Forty Thieves
Edmund L. Hartmann
1944		BAGHDAD-IN THE DAYS OF THE MONGOL INVASION O Mighty Khan. The city is ours. And the Caliph? We have searched all Baghdad. The Caliph has esca...Rate it:

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Alien Nation: Body and Soul
Rockne S. O'Bannon
1995		Hmm. Excellent. Attack simulation is now completed. Cut Power to 3 and 5. Shutting down Complex 7 and 9. - Engaging emergency generators. - N...Rate it:

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Alistair McHarg Requests the Pleasure of Your Company
Unknown
1959		I love love I love being in love I don't care what it does to me Sing I love love I love being in love I don't care what it does to me I lo...Rate it:

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All Things Must Pass: The Rise and Fall of Tower Records
Steven Leckart
2015		way back when, when young teenagers had a collection of 45 rpm records, to me that was kind of exciting. that was almost better than having ...Rate it:

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All This and Rabbit Stew
Dave Monahan
1941		I's gonna get me a rabbit Gonna catch me a rabbit Well, shut my mouth! Rabbit tracks! Gesundheit All right, Mr. Rabbit I's got you covered P...Rate it:

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All This, and Heaven Too
Rachel Field
1940		Clara, look. Isn't it extraordinary? - What is it? - Can't you read? Wait till you hear about our new teacher. - I think it's romantic. - Oh,...Rate it:

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Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold
Gene Quintano
1986		Giddy-up! We're almost home. (laughs) (screams) All right. Tomatoes. There you go. OK, boys. Pull! - (boys laugh) - How's that? Try some to...Rate it:

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Aloha, Bobby and Rose
Floyd Mutrux
1975		From the big band years of the '40s, Artie Shaw and Begin the Beguine. Oh honey you should've seen Hollywood in the '40s. Things were more rom...Rate it:

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Alpha And Omega
Chris Denk
2010		It's time to ride the slide and taste the wind. Humphrey, you are totally genius. Come on. Let's do it. Air wolf! Guys. Guys. We're not movin...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)

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