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Her Best Move
Norm Hunter
2007		It's 7:30 and the world is turnin' Everybody's gettin' ready And the toast is burnin' But I guess I gotta find a place to start And go from the...Rate it:

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James Dean
Israel Horovitz
2001		My mother made me promise to be an artist. She taught me that imagination could take a person anywhere. Mine took me from Indiana... ...to Bro...Rate it:

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Jeff Ross Roasts America
Unknown
2012		- Whitney houston just died. - What's that? Whitney houston just died. That's a joke. All: no. Whitney houston just died? Shit. Houston, w...Rate it:

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Jeff Ross Roasts the Border: Live from Brownsville, Texas
Michael Ferrucci
2017		1 Ross: Look at this beautiful crowd. Come up here, dude. Come up here. Look at this guy. What's your name? What's that? Herman. And... Wha...Rate it:

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Martin
George A. Romero
1978		All aboard! Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. How long to pittsburgh? 10 hours to pittsburgh. Is there a bar car on here? Thanks....Rate it:

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My Best Bodyguard
Voraluk Klasukon
2010		We're quite certain that the virus that went missing from one of our labs 3 months ago. It has now surfaced here in Thailand. This virus can kil...Rate it:

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My Best Friend
Lakis Lazopoulos
2001		MY BEST FRIEND Directed by Lakis Lazopoulos and Yorgos Lanthimos My mother said, to be happy in life, you should have the memory of a goldfis...Rate it:

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My Best Friend
Olivier Dazat
2006		MY BEST FRIEND Yes. Of course. Yes. Yes. Of course. No. Trust me. Now's the time to sell. All the collectors will be at the antique fair. ...Rate it:

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My Best Friend's Girl
Jordan Cahan
2008		Oh, let's just get in there, baby. Let's go. Hustle. Here we go. I love angry sex. This is the best. Oh, you wanna do it right here, huh? Oh, y...Rate it:

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My Best Friend's Wedding
Ronald Bass
1997		INT. BOULEY RESTAURANT, NEW YORK - NIGHT Dim lighting, crowd buzz, a long line of the rich, the celebrated, the congenitally impatient. Everyone...Rate it:

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Steve Martin and Martin Short: An Evening You Will Forget for the Rest of Your Life
Steve Martin
2018		Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Steve Martin! Thank you! Thank you very much. Thank you. Wow! Thank you so much! It's not necessary. T...Rate it:

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The Adventures Of Dean White (Final Draft/5th Draft 3/22/2020)
Wade Cross
2020		We open up on high schoolers having a party. We have several shots on couples making out, kids drinking, kids playing video games, as we get to Dea...Rate it:

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The Best and the Brightest
Josh Shelov
2010		(LIGHTNING STRIKING) (TIGER GROWLING) (THUNDER RUMBLING) (WIND HOWLING) (THUNDER RUMBLING) ANNOUNCER ON RADIO: Tropical storm warnings are no...Rate it:

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The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Ol Parker
2011		Thank you for your patience. Your call is important to us. We will be with you shortly. Thank you for your patience. Your call is important to ...Rate it:

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The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel 2
Ol Parker
2015		1 I came in last night about half past ten That baby of mine wouldn't let me in So movin' on over Rockin' on over Move over, little doll The ...Rate it:

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The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
Larry L. King
1982		It was the nicest little whorehouse you ever saw. It lay about a mile outside the city limits, so everybody could feel real friendly. Sheriff J...Rate it:

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The Best Man
Malcolm D. Lee
1999		It's what you want, boy It's what you need, babe We got to give you more Of what you really want It's a secret that's been Pent up inside for ...Rate it:

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The Best Man Holiday
Malcolm D. Lee
2013		Robyn? Will you marry me? Yeah. I want to make love to you tonight. Don't be scared, Murch! I just thought we had a connection back there. ...Rate it:

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The Best of Me
Will Fetters
2014		All hands on deck. Be advised. All good. All good. How'd you pull that off, Cole'? Just a roughneck who got lucky. I see that. Hey, Mom. What...Rate it:

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The Best of Times
Ron Shelton
1986		These are not the best of times. And nothing comes easy anymore. In fact, ever since the fall of man, things have been tough everywhere, especi...Rate it:

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The Best of Times
Tso-chi Chang
2001		1 Dudu! What? Come here! Why? I have to hang something okay You never stop! """Okay, okay!""" Get me the 8-God banner I know what you nee...Rate it:

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The Best Offer
Giuseppe Tornatore
2013		Pinewood marriage chest with groove joinery and hand-forged hinges in the shape of tulip buds. Walnut sideboard. 16th-century French decoratio...Rate it:

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The Best Thief in the World
Jacob Kornbluth
2004		[Beat box music plays] Yeah! This is our show right here! Bitch! We're rapping kids, yo. We're rapping kids! Don't mess with us! Say what? ...Rate it:

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The Best Years of Our Lives
Robert E. Sherwood
1946		(PA) Announcing the departure of American Airlines westbound flight 9. Flight 9 now loading at gate three' for immediate departure. - Yes, sir?...Rate it:

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