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Captain Ron John Dwyer 1992	Black coffee with sugar, please. That glass out front? A window popped out of the 12th floor. We could have been under it. Not the idiot that i...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Careful What You Wish For Chris Frisina 2015	1 When you're a kid, you don't think about consequences. You're invincible. Of course, they tell you all kinds of things to scare you. "Nothi...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Catch Me If You Can Jeff Nathanson 2002	Thank you very much and welcome to To Tell the Truth. Our first guest, he's made a career out of being the most outrageous impostor that we'...	Rate it: (3.50 / 2 votes)
Cats Don't Come When You Call Sugisaku 2016	Brother You retrieved them My brother I dont really like cats catsHow to describe They are mean Or you can say theyre drama queens After all...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Chasing the White Dragon Kathilynn Phillips 2008	Never thought I'd join the jiangwu I don't like violence and killings It is most stupid "If you lose, you die" "If you win, revenge will come" ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Choosing the Best Photography Course for You dhruvinjain 2000	Photographyis not just a hobby; it's an art form, a passion, and for many, a profession. Whether you're a beginner looking to master the ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Conan O'Brien Can't Stop Unknown 2011	I think these people get on these cars thinking they're gonna see... "There's Brad Pitt. He's sweeping off the sidewalk in front of his house....	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Could You Be Loved? Dermot James 2015	(upbeat music) - Hey there, smiley face. - Oh my God. Fred, yes. Look, Fred, she's beautiful. She's perfect. What's up? - I saw you running ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Cowboys and Cosmopolitans: The Stars of 'Did You Hear About the Morgans' Unknown 2010	Hi, you've reached Meryl Morgan. I can't take your call right now, so leave a message and have a great day! Thanks. Hello, it is me. Your...you...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Crazy, Stupid, Love Dan Fogelman 2011	Oh, come on Save room for my love Save room for a moment to be with me Save room for my love Save a little Save a little for me Oh, I'm so fu...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Dead Wrong: How Psychiatric Drugs Can Kill Your Child Unknown 2010	Matthew was a very loved child. He was an 18-year-old American boy like everybody else in this country is. Normal boy. When he was born he was ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Dear White People Justin Simien 2014	1 NEWS BROADCAST - VARIOUS SCREENS, VARIOUS PLACES 1 ANCHOR A “race war” has erupted at one of the nation’s oldest and most prestigious institu...	Rate it: (4.00 / 4 votes)
Desire Will Set You Free Yony Leyser 2015	1 What the fuck? That joint was supposed to go to me. What, instead it went to little Darby Crash over there? He was cute enough. We'll see a...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Django Kill... If You Live, Shoot! Franco Arcalli 1967	My gold. My gold. You won't get far, Oaks. You won't get far. Relax, hombre. - The water. - Relax, hombre. So much gold for everyone, at the...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Do You Believe? Chuck Konzelman 2015	1 I often wonder why it is we're drawn to things. Take this city, for example. There are 10 million people here, 10 million souls, each one o...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Do You Know Russ Gladden 0	HIM - 70ISH HER - 70ISH DOCTOR A - M/F - ANY ETHNICITY DOCTOR B - M/F - ANY ETHNICITY MELODY - 50-60 JOE - 50-60 ANNA MID 20’S MIKE MID 20’S BABT...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Do You Like My Basement Roger Sewhcomar 2012	Hello. I'm Stanley, Stanley Farmer. I am a filmmaker. Oh, my God, baby, what's wrong? Baby? Just tell me what's the matter! Oh, my God! Yeah...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Down to You Kris Isacsson 2000	First love. We've all been through it. It can really take a hold of you. Make you do some pretty crazy things. They remind me of my first love....	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
Dreams That Money Can Buy Hans Richter 1947	Party of the first part, hereinafter referred to as "Joe", to party of the second part, hereinafter referred to as "Me", witness the third part...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Du saram-yida (Someone Behind You) Kyung-ok Kang 2007	JUMPS OFF BALCONY KILLS MOTHER AND DAUGHTER SOMEONE BEHIND YOU YOON Jin-seo LEE Ki-woo Park Ki-woong Photographed by KIM Yong-heung Lighting...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Eating Out: All You Can Eat Phillip J. Bartell 2009	- Come, come to me, mi hijo. - Tiffani, you are crying. Why, my darling? - Oh, Ernesto, it's just I've been with so many men. - Have there b...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Elephant White Kevin Bernhardt 2011	1 Come on, come on, come on. Shit! Don't look at me. This guy's the one who shot you! Hey! Six men. Ten grand a head. Sixty thousand. Where...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Ernest Scared Stupid Charles Gale 1991	Ahhhhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Grab him! Grab him, Judas! Take him! We got the monster that wants to hack up...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
*Every Thing You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask** David Reuben 1972	Excellent feast! Soon we will retire to the royal bedchamber. But first... As I have been victorious in this weekend battle... I wish to be a...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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