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Bernard And Doris
Hugh Costello
2006		Ugh. What is this? - Cantaloupe, ma'am. - It's ice cold. I'm terribly sorry, ma'am. I'll get you another. And what will you do with this? Hm...Rate it:

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Best and Most Beautiful Things
Unknown
2016		You gonna light this candle? Don't you think lighting a candle is kind of cliche? What do you mean? Everyone does that in movies. "Concentrat...Rate it:

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Between Heaven and Hell
Harry Brown
1956		- Get Gifford out. - Yes, sir. Hey, Gifford. Gifford! Get your gear. Get that arm up, Gifford. You're still in the army. Colonel Miles wants...Rate it:

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Birdemic: Shock and Terror
James Nguyen
2010		- Hi. - Hi. - Here's a menu. - Thank you. I'll be right back with you. - Excuse me, miss. - Yes? I don't mean to bother you. What? I feel...Rate it:

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Birds, Orphans and Fools
Juraj Jakubisko
1969		I, Juraj Jakubisko, a Slovak Director, Will tell you about those people, who wanted to be proper tell you how needful it is... and at the same...Rate it:

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Black and White
Yuri Zeltser
1999		"Words from your lips made her hips wanna roll "It's the Rap Crusader on stage, they call me James "Playing games like Spades, I'm on his cut ...Rate it:

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Blonde and Blonder
Rolfe Kanefsky
2007		Oh, something's back there. Oh. Oh. [laughing] You got one, too. Oh! Thanks. You're welcome. Oh. Oh. Nice outfit. I meant to tell you back...Rate it:

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Blood and Bone
Michael Andrews
2009		It might not be any of my business, but JC's crew's headed this way to bump you, and they all got shanks. I know. - Go, get out. - Be good, ho...Rate it:

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Blood and Chocolate
Ehren Kruger
2007		When we are chiIdren, we beIieve the worId is fuII of magic. We beIieve in myths and Iegends, and that destiny awaits. That is the worId I reme...Rate it:

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Blood and Sand
Jo Swerling
1941		- [Woman]Juanillo? - Yes, Mother? - Go to sleep. - Yes, Mother. - [Chattering, Laughing] - ##[Flamenco] [Applause] - ##[Ends] - [Applause] ...Rate it:

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Blood and Ties
Dong-Suk Kuk
2013		Da-eun, take a step That's yucky Please get up Da-eun Da-eun Here's a butterfly That's my beautiful baby girl Do you love daddy? My heart ...Rate it:

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Blood and Wine
Nick Villiers
1996		Henry! - There he is! - Shit. - You got him? - Let him eat. Yeah. Let him eat it. All right, let's go! Got him on! I got him! Come on! Co...Rate it:

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Blood, Sand and Gold
Gaelan Connell
2017		It must be over 400 years old. At least 90% purity. Soft to the touch. It was only a matter of time. This is going to be the biggest haul of...Rate it:

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Body and Soul
Abraham Polonsky
1947		Ben... Ben! Where's he going? The champ must be crazy. He's got a fight tomorrow night. - Yeah, I know. I'll get him. - Hiya, champ! - How y...Rate it:

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Body and Soul
Bruno Mattei
1997		I want to fly. Are you serious? Yes. I want to fly like the swallows. I want to float in the sky. Aren't you happy with your life? There is a ...Rate it:

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Body and Soul
Leon Isaac Kennedy
1981		1 All right, all right, now. Leon's got everything. He has all the natural moves of Sugar Ray Robinson. He looks like Sugar Ray Leonard. He's...Rate it:

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Bodyguards and Assassins
Junli Guo
2009		Charge through it. Go Walk Walk Tofu Walk Tofu I tempest Fu ming Wang Fu ming Walk Four Young Master. Geto out of here What are you doi...Rate it:

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Bonnie and Clyde
David Newman
1967		FADE IN. INT. BEDROOM. CLOSE-UP OF BONNIE PARKER. DAY Blonde, somewhat fragile, intelligent in expression. She is putting on make-up with in...Rate it:

(1.67 / 6 votes)
Boys and Girls
Andrew Lowery
2000		Good afternoon, everyone.|This is your captain speaking. Sorry for the delay. A few more|minutes. Thanks for your patience. -It's been a half-hou...Rate it:

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Bread and Milk
Jan Cvitkovic
2001		1 Yes. -Good morning. You called, doctor? Oh yes, Mr. Valentini. It seems that you and I shall terminate our sessions. I hope we were success...Rate it:

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Bread and Roses
Paul Laverty
2000		Follow me! Follow me! Follow me! Stay close! Run! Hurry! Hurry up! Shut up, you asshole! Hide under the blanket. Everybody keep quiet! -Are ...Rate it:

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Bread, Love and Dreams
Luigi Comencini
1953		BREAD, LOVE AND DREAMS The story that we will tell you is an imaginary one. Nevertheless a human story. Some characters are seen in the uniform...Rate it:

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Breaking And Entering
Anthony Minghella
2006		When do you stop looking at each other? Shouldn't there be a warning? Shouldn't somebody say to us, 'Hey, watch out, pay attention'? Because yo...Rate it:

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Brian Williams Reports: The Reunion - The President and His Men, 20 Years After the Gulf War
Unknown
2011		It's due tomorrow. - What's due tomorrow? - My paper. What My Dad Does for a Living. It's due tomorrow. Oh, yeah. I own a company that owns ...Rate it:

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