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This Is Where I Leave You
Jonathan Tropper
2014		Morning, Randy. Hi. - Morning. Morning. - Good morning. Shelby. Caramel mocha. Judd. You rock. Thank you. I do rock, don't I? - Judd. - Wade...Rate it:

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Tomorrow I Will Date With Yesterday's You
Tomoko Yoshida
2016		1 It was love at first sight. On my usual commute to school, I suddenly found myself head over heels. In response, my first thought was, Gim...Rate it:

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Tomorrow You're Gone
Matthew F. Jones
2012		My dear Charlie, When you get' out... you're going to feel free as a bird. There is not much more a man could want. Fuck all, I mean, who wou...Rate it:

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Tu mi turbi (You Upset Me)
Roberto Benigni
1983		Come! Come! Dale! The sheep must walk alone. Come Smarrita! Do not stop! Come here! On the other hand! You left and career change, eh! Do n...Rate it:

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Twelfth Night: Or What You Will
Trevor Nunn
1996		I'll tell the tale now listen to me With a hey ho the wind and the rain but merry or sad Which shall it be? For the rain... it raineth every ...Rate it:

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VeggieTales: Are You My Neighbor?
Phil Vischer
1995		Bob: Okay, Larry, it's time for the theme song. Larry: Uh, yeah, Bob. What do I do? Bob: Hmm... Let's see. I know. You play the guitar. Larry: B...Rate it:

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Warning: This Drug May Kill You
Unknown
2017		Man: Lyle! Get up, Lyle! Get up. Man: Facebook Live, he found her passed out, man. He found her passed out on her face... I don't know. But ...Rate it:

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We Love You
Alan Yang
2016		Life is a rolling ocean If you want to stay in motion You gotta get, you gotta get You gotta get ahead of the wave Young love's never humble...Rate it:

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What Did You Do in the War, Daddy?
William Peter Blatty
1966		1 -Captain Cash, reporting as ordered, sir! -Oh, rest, Captain. I don't mean ''parade rest.'' I mean rest! Actually, I find this rather relaxin...Rate it:

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What Doesn't Kill You
Brian Goodman
2008		- Hey, folks. - It's that time again, right? Yeah. Good size? Come on, guys. Hurry up. You good? - What's going on? - We're all set. - You ...Rate it:

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What Planet Are You From?
Garry Shandling
2000		At the far reaches of the universe... ...lies a planet of men who have advanced technologically... ...beyond the realm of human comprehension. ...Rate it:

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What Remains of You
Kevin Dresse
2016		1 WHAT REMAINS OF YOU My sister. Again... What does she want this time? She's making Christmas plans. Is she crazy? It's only September. Sh...Rate it:

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What to Expect When You're Expecting
Shauna Cross
2012		1 (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) (TV SHOW THEME PLAYING) HUTCH: Welcome back to Celebrity Dance Factor. I'm Hutch Davidson and we are live from Holl...Rate it:

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When You Believe: Music from 'The Prince of Egypt'
Susan Michaels
1998		# Mud # # Sand # # Water # # Straw # # Faster # # Mud, and lift # # Sand, and pull # # Water, and raise up # - # Straw # - Faster! # With...Rate it:

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When You Wake Up
Unknown
2014		Punk? What? Are you planning on spending the night in there? I'll be right out, I'm taking a shit, I'll be right out. What, I can't even take...Rate it:

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Where the Day Takes You
Michael Hitchcock
1991		Um, subject: King, just out of County, participation mandatory and details to follow. All right, turn it off. I'm not saying shit till you tu...Rate it:

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While You Were Sleeping
Daniel G. Sullivan
1995		Ooh Ooh Yeah This will be|an everlasting love This will be|the one Ive waited for This will be|the first time anyone Has loved me-e-e Ooo-oh...Rate it:

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Wish You Well
David Baldacci
2013		When I was ten, and my brother, Oz, was seven, our lives changed. Our lives changed in the blink of an eye. Forever. - I assume you're our dr...Rate it:

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Wish You Were Here
Kieran Darcy-Smith
2012		So what about you? Come on, be serious. I really want to know. Come on think about it. You can go anywhere you want and you can have anything ...Rate it:

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Would You Rather
Steffen Schlachtenhaufen
2012		You're available to start right away? Yes. I'm not really seeing a lot of restaurant experience on the, uh, resume. I've always had, um, summe...Rate it:

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Xi you xiang mo pian
Stephen Chow
2013		One turtle, crawl, crawl, crawl. Two fish, swim, swim, swim. Three big lobsters, swim swim, swim. Lobsters don't swim... they jump. Three big l...Rate it:

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You Again
Moe Jelline
2010		I can't... How do you? Where's the entrance? Is it not? Into the camera. Hello. My name. Right. My name is Marni Olivia Olsen, and I'm a senio...Rate it:

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You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet
Alain Resnais
2012		YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET! Hello? - Hello? - Yes? - Lambert Wilson? - Yes, speaking. I'm calling with some unpleasant news. What's happene...Rate it:

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You and I
Shawn Schepps
2011		Do you love me indeed? I love you very much. You are beautiful. Lesson 7. Part 1. What is your name? My name is Peter. Hey, Lana Lana. My n...Rate it:

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